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Tips for Life and fucking Chicks (poorly written)
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#21
Zebra

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Join Date: 06/01/2007 | Posts: 274

Holla atcha boy iRay! its a dirty world out there, but sombodys got to go out n get it
Neil wrote:
I like the part about escalating "because that's what guys who fuck girls do". Very true.
Hate it when its simple, yet mental rubbish holds your actions back!
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Zebra

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 Going to be updating my blog for a while instead of this journal. As my focus shifts I tend to get on topics that don't really have anything to do with pickup.

At your leisure....

http://dnastripes.blogspot.com
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#23
Zebra

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This weekend had to be recorded. It needs to be chiseled into slabs of stone and brought back in time along with the 10 commandments to show people the light about social situations!.... Ok revving it a bit higher then it needs to be.

I have had a girlfriend for maybe a months time now. Been seeing a girl I met out in August, and we have switched into monogamous mode about the past few weeks. I noticed that I would approach a lot less now that im in a relationship

“what ever, I have a valid excuse, im with a girl so I cant approach”.

Wasn’t long till I completely realized that this “valid” excuse was just as gay and invalid as “what if I get the swine flue by approaching her and die….” *Chode voice*

Anyway, so this weekend I decided to step it up and start hitting up some convos with the ladies.

Me and Scale walk in by mistake on a real estate agent convention/party while looking for some underground club. At the door we are asked if we are real estate agents. I say yes.... the people at the door are disappointed and tell us we might not be able to get in.
Scale sais hes not, and they become ecstatic and pull both of us in.

I start chatting up some chubby wubby woman that keeps her money in a plastic bag, and I start trying to force her to buy me a drink…. Scale comes over. I start counting up to 30. If he doesn’t initiate something in 30 sec im slapping him in the face (I think that’s how the concept works…) He starts talking to some girls that walk by, and I scare my girl away.

Im bored…. I tie my scarf around my head like a bandana and look for a girl to talk to. Cougar at 10 a clock, I approach….. full crazy man eye contact with my scarf around my head, and pointing at her as im walking up.

I ask her if she is a real estate agent. She sais;

“Yes”

I tell her I want to buy an apartment, and that its god dam impossible to find a real estate agent here in this part (of real estate agents). A lot of fun positive physical activity ensues, and eventually scale comes over. He picks up and I back off.

Eventually we decided to leave and go to the actual club. We look around and are a bit sad to go. In a room full of hot 25-30 year old women, the number of guys is super low. Besides that the guys are all real bloated, bald, humpty dumpty “I have money, that’s going to get me laid” sort of guys, that just by physically moving in this venue generates value.

We step out and meet Scales friends in line. There we loudly talk to girls about winging us inside and getting us to hook up with girls.

Inside I “run some sets” as they call it. Scale is a bit rusty and I see the motions are there, but the infrastructure behind the moves is missing. It’s a hollow reflex. Good to see the guy out and about, taking a slice of the pie again.

Nothing really worth writing home about so far, and then it starts. The ONE INTERACTION!

The most god dam textbook identity brake down of a girls social conditioning that I have ever seen!

We make eye contact, I walk by. As I’m walking by her again, I open with a comment about us making eye contact.

Blah blah blha, I lead her to sitting area and she sits down on me. Its pretty on...... to the point where I can feel she is into me.

As she sits down on me I realize I need to calm this girl down a bit;

Z “look, you shouldn’t sit one me, it’s a bad idea."
Her “Why?”
Z “cause we cant hook up, and if you sit on me it might lead to us hooking up”
Her “…..why cant we hook up?”
Z “(Cause I have a girlfriend)….Cause I promised myself I cant hook up with girls from clubs any more.”

This blows her reality pug apparently. She tries to convince me that its ok for us to hook up. That having sex with people from a club is OK, that its nothing to be worried about. I try to dissuade her by telling her if have hooked up with different girls every weekend for the past few months and that I’m tiered of it. That I can only hook up with girls I meet outside the club.

She stars clinging.

I try to walk her somewhere else to distance myself. She wont move.

Scale comes in. Im not sure if hes cock blocking or fueling the fire. He scrams at her “SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK MY FRIEND TONIGHT!” Thinking the social pressure will make her go away. Little does he know that before he rolled up she was telling me that I shouldn’t worry about fucking her right away, that is what she wants me to do.

Scale starts physically blocking her. She’s stuck to me like a leech. She will not move away. Its fucking bizarre. Scale tries to get her to say shit like “Say your going to LICK HIS BALLS!”. I think its fucking hilarious, but demeaning at the same time…. Pushed far enough this chick would probably do it, and feel terrible in the morning.

Her clinging and trying to convince me goes on for about another 30 minutes. This shit is blowing my mind. I end up just ignoring her, not looking at her, not responding to what she’s saying. She keeps clinging to me.

Eventually I tell her “Look, give me your number and I swear il call you in the morning” all the while I’m thinking (dam I’m lying through my teeth). She reluctantly unhinges herself from my neck and shuffles away. ON my way out she pushes her friend up to me and force introduces us…..

What the fuck is going on…..!

I go home and sleep. I have to get ready for the epic party cruise that awaits me tomorrow. Nothing I would have done for the next 18 hours could have prepared me for what happened on this cruise. All my training would became useless as I stood face to face with the sheer and gruesome truth of the female libido.

Keep on eye out, this FR was just teaser into the real one. The 24 hour cruise between Finland and Sweden where I DIDN’T lay…. once again, where I DIDN’T lay, about 6 girls in one night.

New personal record.
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#24
Scale

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Join Date: 11/26/2007 | Posts: 412

That cockblocking set was ridiculously funny and interesting on so many levels.

I would've bet one of my balls on the fact that the social pressure would force her away (good thing I didnt!).

How many girls would withstand that sort of harsh, demeaning mental abuse, that even made MY insides twist?
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It goes without saying that we will have to fieldtest this more.
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#25
Halffull

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Join Date: 12/23/2006 | Posts: 3179

Why didn't you tell her you had a girlfriend?

I'd say you need to get into the habit of doing this now, or you're gonna find yourself in some tight spots later on.
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#26
Zebra

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@ HF

You are very correct sir. I was about to at one point but i realized she was waiting for me to say that, and it would have been a deal braker  (im sure she would have walked away). I feel lousy typing this up but i wanted to really explore this avanue. Call it what you want but from a experiance point of view that shit was uber interesting!

By the way.... sounds like your speaking from a past experiance eh??
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#27
Halffull

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Zebra wrote:
@ HF

You are very correct sir. I was about to at one point but i realized she was waiting for me to say that, and it would have been a deal braker  (im sure she would have walked away). I feel lousy typing this up but i wanted to really explore this avanue. Call it what you want but from a experiance point of view that shit was uber interesting!

By the way.... sounds like your speaking from a past experiance eh??
Yup.
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#28
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Zebra wrote:
Keep on eye out, this FR was just teaser into the real one. The 24 hour cruise between Finland and Sweden where I DIDN’T lay…. once again, where I DIDN’T lay, about 6 girls in one night.

New personal record.
So, are you writing this FR or what?
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#29
Zebra

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 nah
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#30
Zebra

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 jktounge the FR is getting forged in Mt. Mordor atm
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