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Farting in front of girls
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Whorelord~

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Me and a drunk friend of mine are on our way to a club. Smoker that my friend is he stops outside a restaurant to borrow a lighter from a middle-aged man. My friend lights his cigarette and hands the lighter back to the man. Right when he is about to thank the man he lays a loud ass fart. The man and I busted out laughing while my friend enjoyed his first drag. He didn't care, he always lays his manly farts.



This whole thing got me thinking.

Could you get away with farting in front of girls?

What if it smells really bad? Is it possible to get away with it somehow?

Post your experiences and thoughts on farting around girls here.
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sirex

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is that your weird perverted fetish?

They do have Brazillian Fart Porn if thats what gets you wet.
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Daniel

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 Yes they love it when you fart.

Make sure it's really loud, and be confident with your fart.

If you feel that your fart is awesome, she will feel the same.

Farting is like a shit test
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sirex

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you guys are fucked.

of the million and 1 things you can do to open a girl, why chose the most retarded one of all? i can just see all the "pickup artists" writing this shit down furiously on their notepad "open set after eating mexican food."

thats so skillfull and classy like, and so unique!

The best is when you shit your pants and try to play it off. That would be a laugh indeed. Thing is jokes on you for being a tool.
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Awesome

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It's called a disqualifier in old skool pickup terms.
Attraction goes up because you don't give a fuck about the outcome.
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maddd0g

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sirex wrote:
you guys are fucked.

of the million and 1 things you can do to open a girl, why chose the most retarded one of all? i can just see all the "pickup artists" writing this shit down furiously on their notepad "open set after eating mexican food."

thats so skillfull and classy like, and so unique!

The best is when you shit your pants and try to play it off. That would be a laugh indeed. Thing is jokes on you for being a tool.
derp derp

Lol, chill.
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Daniel

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 No one gets my funny pun! I feel like my survival value is dropping
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Awesome

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Daniel wrote:

Farting is like a shit test
LOL
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duG

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Awesome wrote:

Daniel wrote:

Farting is like a shit test
LOL
HAHAHAHAhahaha

my girlfriend likes it when im free to fart cuz then shes free to fart too she always tries to hide it but hers r stanky
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Lor

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Haha reminds me of some family guy episode where peter is training meg to find a boyfriend or something and he makes her smell his fart.
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Mack-E

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Check this one out...
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