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January 17th, 2017
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#21
jlaix

jlaix

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 8772

Haha, this guy sounds hilarious. DICK SLAPPING. THATS MY GAME!

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jlaix

jlaix

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Seriously though, it's like that game where you put your hands on the baseball bat, and see whose hand ends up on top... they do something all jokey, I do something MORE EXTREME all jokey. Oh, you think you're nutty? You just bit off more than you can chew pal! Slap my nuts, I will PUNCH theirs, all laughing, HAHAHA FUN AND GAMES RIGHT? Or perhaps headlock & noogie, and then shove them out of set with the old standby "AAAHAHAH YOU'RE A FUCKIN FAGGOT, GET OUTTA HERE" with a big ole smile on my face. Most guys will start to respect you at this point and you might even end up befriending him. If it's just a sloppy drunk or a true anger-chode, then just pull the girls away. Remove them from the situation.
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#23

Uncle B

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Join Date: 09/20/2006 | Posts: 172

If you touch me again I'll kill you.

Bruce Willis - Last Boy Scout

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#24

Leisure Suit Larry

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Join Date: 08/26/2006 | Posts: 718

Hmm ye I'm starting to 'get' the sequence of these AMOG 'battles'- just keep ante-ing up always with a smile.

I imagine that once you 'ante' once then most chodes will be surprised and back down. Just gotta show that you are willing to give as good as you get.

Kind of like girls testing one's frame I guess.

Still I have to implement it effectively yet...
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#25
Remco~

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Join Date: 05/12/2007 | Posts: 1489

Whoa testosteron nation

Look guys, being willing to fight when the time comes is important. If somebody threatens me, my family or friends I'll defend them with my life.
I don't consider a slap a threat, a minor nuisance, definitley not something worth risking bodily harm over.
This doesn't mean I'll let the guy walk all over me, fuck been there done that and it doesn't work.

I'd go a long way to avoid a fight; I don't give a shit if a 'lose face' with the girls. What happened to 'dont give a fuck about what other people think of you'.
I'll probably end up verbalizing that it ain't cool or wondering who the fuck he is.
That or going over the top with happy stuff, hugging and dragging the dude around. Basically stuff he never expects in that situation.
I definitley wouldn't smile and do nothin', he has no significant emotional effect though.
Its more a musqueto bite then the bite of a tiger.

With a musqueto bite you won't be all 'fuck Im gonna punch that basterd in the face, he was disrespectfull and now Im going to fuck him up', you'd just swat it away and then you forget about it.
With the bite of a tiger I'd imagine you'd run or do anything in your power to fend it off.

Thats the difference between this situation and one where somebody/something threatens me, my family or friends.
One is insignificant, the other is a actual threat where there's actual immediate danger.

Whats the worst thing you can do to this guy?
Make him insignificant...
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#26

YaBoiRayDawg

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Join Date: 03/02/2009 | Posts: 1499

slap him with your glove.

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#27

bawc

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Join Date: 09/19/2008 | Posts: 403

Remco~ wrote:


I'd go a long way to avoid a fight; I don't give a shit if a 'lose face' with the girls. What happened to 'dont give a fuck about what other people think of you'.
I'll probably end up verbalizing that it ain't cool or wondering who the fuck he is.

what ever happened to you giving a fuck about what you think of you?

have some self respect, or i'll slap you over the internet
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#28
AlphaRonin

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Join Date: 04/30/2008 | Posts: 492

sad....
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#29

Durk

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Join Date: 05/10/2008 | Posts: 155

I would of just continued it as a game and smoked him in the junk hard enough to put him on the ground for a good minute or so. I am very skilled in the art of bag tag.
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#30
Xavier

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Join Date: 02/22/2009 | Posts: 190

jlaix wrote:
Seriously though, it's like that game where you put your hands on the baseball bat, and see whose hand ends up on top... they do something all jokey, I do something MORE EXTREME all jokey. Oh, you think you're nutty? You just bit off more than you can chew pal! Slap my nuts, I will PUNCH theirs, all laughing, HAHAHA FUN AND GAMES RIGHT? Or perhaps headlock & noogie, and then shove them out of set with the old standby "AAAHAHAH YOU'RE A FUCKIN FAGGOT, GET OUTTA HERE" with a big ole smile on my face. Most guys will start to respect you at this point and you might even end up befriending him. If it's just a sloppy drunk or a true anger-chode, then just pull the girls away. Remove them from the situation.
This is basically exactly what I do, and how I imagined Jeffy doing it. When I deal with an AMOG, I have the guy(s) wondering if I might be insane, but still outwardly acting "normal"—big smiles, huge laughter, etc.—as to keep things cool with the girls, and prevent them from thinking it's a situation involving a potential fight. I imagine this, coupled with what 10pin said, is everything to successfully AMOG: ("I think rather than reacting you should be looking at how to deal with the problem proactively. What is it about you that makes a guy think he's going to be cool slapping you? I'm way scrawnier than you but no fucker would try that with me. I guess I have that internal aggression. Not pissy bitchy agression, but the "Don't fuck with me or you will be getting smacked" vibe.")

I think I give off an internal aggression vibe that I am not to be fucked with, though of course sometimes it happens. When it does, I up the ante hard and fast. Like someone is gonna slap me in the back, "hey you're cool man" immediately and instinctively a harder slap on his back from me, "HEY MAN I LEARN FROM YOU!" - louder, and with a strong undertone in my voice/behavior which basically commucates: "i let you off because you don't know me, but dude, you are *NOT* do this again." If with girls, it may come across to them as over-the-top reactive, but you're reacting to another dude who you want to get rid of, not to her. Reactiveness to restablish whos the boss, even if a bit over the top, can be dealt with quickly once you start talking to the girls again, and of course showing youre the boss is an attractive thing regardless.
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