THE FORUMS

October 20th, 2017
The frog frame (similar to Tylers Kool-Aid man frame)
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Whorelord~

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You know, I was thinking: what makes this frog (the guy from The Frog Prince) such a god for the babes?

I think anyone who knows even a bit about social dynamics can understand why he can wet panties.

The real question, really, is HOW do you become a guy like this?

The answer is simple. Not easy, perhaps, but simple.

It is this: be a FROG.

Not literally, of course. But think about it – what if you were a REAL LIFE frog?

If you were, then that would mean you are indestructible.

And what if you WERE indestructible?

Well, then that would mean that you would be completed UNFAZED by anything in life, including women. Nothing or no-one fucks with you because you know you can’t be fucked with, and if something or someone does, you know you are capable of handling it.

What does this mean?

Well, this means you handle yourself with ULTIMATE CONFIDENCE – AT ALL TIMES.

So, fuck it, if you’re having any problems in pick-up, just make pretend you’re a fucking frog. It will breed all the things you need to sub-communicate.

I’m not even fucking around here.

Whorelord!
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ApuPimpin

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wow that's funny shit
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My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
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MethJunkie

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"Actually you are supposed to take a dump on my back" 

I fell off my chair))))
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Whorelord~

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I thought I'd dig up this old goodie. Enjoy!
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Daniel

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 HAHAHHAHAHA MOARRRR
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Neil

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This was funny. I don't get why soem people gave it 1 star. I gave this 5 stars to correct that.
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Whorelord~

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Haha. I gave it 1 star too, just to make it look really hated on.
Thing is, the topic is kind of misleading, it's not really about being a frog. But nevertheless, pretty solid stuff.
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Whorelord~

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OH wow, look what I found!
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Shazam!

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Wait a fucking.  Wait.  This is supposed to be a parody of damiens thread, but it was made months before.  What the hell?
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Whorelord~

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exactly, he's a fucking copycat.
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Lex Ruger

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Join Date: 10/26/2009 | Posts: 20

the frog and brian from family guy sounds very similar to David D.
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