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wow that's funny shit
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"Understand: It is within your power to set your own price. How you carry yourself reflects what you think of yourself. If you ask for a little, shuffle your feet and lower your head, people will assume this reflects your character. But this behavior is not you-it is only how you have chosen to present yourself to other people"
Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"
“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”
Edward Wilmot Blyden (1832 – 1912) Liberian statesman
My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"
“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”
Edward Wilmot Blyden (1832 – 1912) Liberian statesman
My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
"Actually you are supposed to take a dump on my back"
I fell off my chair))))
I fell off my chair))))
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This was funny. I don't get why soem people gave it 1 star. I gave this 5 stars to correct that.
Wait a fucking. Wait. This is supposed to be a parody of damiens thread, but it was made months before. What the hell?
the frog and brian from family guy sounds very similar to David D.
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Whorelord~
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Join Date: 02/03/2009 | Posts: 772
I think anyone who knows even a bit about social dynamics can understand why he can wet panties.
The real question, really, is HOW do you become a guy like this?
The answer is simple. Not easy, perhaps, but simple.
It is this: be a FROG.
Not literally, of course. But think about it – what if you were a REAL LIFE frog?
If you were, then that would mean you are indestructible.
And what if you WERE indestructible?
Well, then that would mean that you would be completed UNFAZED by anything in life, including women. Nothing or no-one fucks with you because you know you can’t be fucked with, and if something or someone does, you know you are capable of handling it.
What does this mean?
Well, this means you handle yourself with ULTIMATE CONFIDENCE – AT ALL TIMES.
So, fuck it, if you’re having any problems in pick-up, just make pretend you’re a fucking frog. It will breed all the things you need to sub-communicate.
I’m not even fucking around here.
Whorelord!