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October 22nd, 2017
i'm more of a badass than jeffy
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#41
Stick

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Join Date: 11/30/2008 | Posts: 166



Enough said...
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#42

pasinglet

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Join Date: 08/30/2006 | Posts: 158

Straight up plagiarized.
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#43

subx

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Join Date: 09/18/2008 | Posts: 1248

pasinglet wrote:
Straight up plagiarized.
im practicing my routine game
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#44

PillowFire

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Join Date: 01/11/2009 | Posts: 1032

This one time I took an epic shit and then a ninja jumped out of my toilet. Thing is, this ninja was in full chode crystal mode with his other ninja friends, so I eclipsed all of them with my lordly eclipse of the chode with penis drive by of epic glory times flying nimbus stealth kick attack.

Then, I shit all over them as they were being flushed down the toilet and said, "don't let the door hit you on the way out", as I slammed the toilet lid on their faces.

Then a magical HB 11 appeared next to me and gave me five million six hundred twenty IOI's, but I said, "cut the shit, time of abstinence", and kicked her into the toilet.
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#45
Shit.

Shit.

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Join Date: 01/12/2008 | Posts: 1781

http://cupofdirt.net/sa/badass.txt

8th line down = first post
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#46
Suspect

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Join Date: 01/24/2007 | Posts: 1237

Shit. wrote:
http://cupofdirt.net/sa/badass.txt

8th line down = first post
pwn'd
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#47
Wilks

Wilks

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Join Date: 11/28/2007 | Posts: 280

 Had me going there.. 

lame.
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#48
Eight

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Join Date: 12/24/2008 | Posts: 217

The stories are almost like that "fill in the blank" game. What's it called again?

So I was at (PLACE) and I saw (NUMBER) guys (VERB)ing like a bunch of (MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE)s. I was having none of that. So I went up to them, looked the head guy straight in the (COUNTRY) and said "(POPULAR COMMERCIAL JINGLE)", then I gave him a swift kick in the (POTATO CHIPS BRAND). The other guy lunged at me, but I ducked, caught his arm, and hip-flipped him onto a (TYPE OF PASTA) (FAVORITE SEX POSITION)er. A third guy came out of nowhere swinging a (FAVORITE CANDY) (ANIMAL), so I took off my (COLOR) (FRUIT) and (ETHNICITY)ed him until he died.

Then I grabbed this girl next to me and said, "(FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE)", while giving her (YOUR AGE) orgasms in a row. I then hopped onto my (ADJECTIVE) (COLOR) (GREEK GOD) and (VERB)y (VERB)ed off to (PLANET).
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#49
Buhry

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Join Date: 09/10/2007 | Posts: 254

So I was at the cinema and I saw like 2 guys dancing around like a bunch of tooth fairies. I was having none of that. So I went up to them, looked the head guy straight in the germany and said "Ho,ho, ho!", then I gave him a swift kick in the pringles. The other guy lunged at me, but I ducked, caught his arm, and hip-flipped him onto a spaghetti boiler. A third guy came out of nowhere swinging a chocolate cobra, so I took off my blue banana and asianated him until he died.

Then I grabbed this girl next to me and said, "I'm feelin kinda wired.. how about I take you home and eat your pussy??", while giving her 19 orgasms in a row. I then hopped onto my awesome red poseidon and rode to mars in a motherfuckin boat.

True story.
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#50
Eight

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Join Date: 12/24/2008 | Posts: 217

ROFL
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