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January 23rd, 2017
i'm more of a badass than jeffy
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I was in town with one of my girlfriends today, and I decided to play one of those scratch off games again, I was very suprised when I won 1 million dollars on the spot, this was like the second time I won the lottery. I was about to claim my prize but then I thought to myself I'm already rich why not have some fun with this one? I told my girlfriend I was tired of her already so I left her at the gas station and went to find me some poor suckers. What better place than wal mart? I went up and down the asles until I found a bad dressed man and wife along with their kid. I went up to the guy and showed the guy the ticket, and told him since I didnt need the money I was going to give it to him and his family, when he started to tear up I tore up the ticket and threw the pieces on the ground. I then started to walk away but this spinless punk then took a swing at me when my back was turned. That did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "feeling lucky". I then gave him a swift kick in the ribs and threw him into the pet section, I then caught a wal mart guy coming at me so I took a knife out of my jacket and threw it toward a chain holding up a sign, I then looked at the guy and said "watch out for falling prices" and then the sign fell on him and knocked him out. I left the store but not before I complained to the manager about the kind of people they let in there.
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M.K.

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Yeh okay, you are thumbs up
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yerai88

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 " I took a knife out of my jacket and threw it toward a chain holding up a sign, I then looked at the guy and said "watch out for falling prices" and then the sign fell on him and knocked him out."


That part was sick!
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Igor-

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you're gay
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scottsdale

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I dont know if you're more of a badass than jeffy.... But you certainly put Steven Seagal to shame!!

...but then again, maybe not. (cause to be honest, i wouldve fucked the wife first, and THEN rip up the ticket)

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"Jeffy never did that" (JNDT) - Rarest internet phenomenon known by mankind.

Bob: "I ripped off his head and pissed down his throat. JNDT"
Jack: "He did man, he actually did..."
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Hazard wrote:
"Jeffy never did that" (JNDT) - Rarest internet fenomenon known by mankind.

Bob: "I ripped off his head and pissed down his throat. JNDT"
Jack: "He did man, he actually did..."

-Rarest internet fenomenon known by mankind.
-Rarest internet fenomenon
-internet fenomenon
-fenomenon

FUCKIN FENOMENON!!!!


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cool story bro
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You didn't hold eye contact long enough for him to feel attracted to you.
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Are you fucking retarded.
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Dick Gallo

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Me or the OP?
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Sales Manager: You have no previous sales experience, I don't think you can handle rejection.
BonoboTimes: Your right, I don't. However, I've been fucking models since I was 17. I've dealt with being called ugly, stupid, gay, creep, asshole, and a bunch of other shit. Been told to go away, don't talk to me, go fuck yourself, and I'm not interested by over three thousand women and groups of people. I can handle rejection better than anyone on this lot if not city. Not only that, I never leave. I will follow the customer across the fucking street if I have to. I simply do not give a fuck. I close.

Evil Stifler: "My internal cheerleaders are on my team, bro. They're like, GO, GO, GO, GO!"

Eckhart Tolle: "Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they became afraid."

TheFADER: "The club is always a place I can count on to get complete peace and quiet while studying my math."

Bonah Jamz 2010~
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