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#61

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Ha, total cutie chasing after Lazybones. "Nah, she's too short..."

You saved my night from total destruction. Thankyou, sir.
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Wednesday August 12, 2009



It’s a man’s world

Well I’d say I’m finally beginning to see some light at the end of the tunnel.

Thursday August 13, 2009

Out with KOA. City was dead so we did some street sets and went home early.


LR: Friday August 14, 2009



Nice night.

Didn’t open many sets but those that did went quite well.

Only remember two sets right now.

First set (3-set, girls): My first set for the night. It was out on the patio got some AI from them so I opened them with.

Me: Hey

They: Bley

Me: Do you know what I like about these outdoor warmers? They're hot... and they glow.

I keep talking to them. No physicality really. Just random stories. Find out where they’re from and shit.

Val comes in at some point, should have just straight up introduced him.

Wasn’t going anywhere though because there was no escalation so move on.

Some choding ensues, may have opened some sets, don’t really remember. Until me and Valentine are standing at a bar and this first set comes past us. One of the girls comes up to me quite close so I claw her in and hug and whatever.

It’s totally on so makeout of course ensues. I promise the girl I’ll come dance later. Now I’m totally in state.

# 2 set: Just walking a cute girl crosses my path and we both stop. I make some sort of face and say hi, call her Princess cos I don’t remember her real name and that’s how I saved her on my phone. She doesn’t disappear so I take it from there. Ramp up physicality. The rest of the girls just stand behind her choding around.

Eventually it starts stalling with this girl so I decide to let her go for now.

Later on I was gonna go through the dancefloor looking for some hotties.

Bump into Princess and start dancing with her. She’s got some funny moves. Dance with her for awhile and her friends disappear during this.

Move her outside and chat. Her friends show up at some point so I can’t bring myself to escalate.

She leaves early and I’m left with around 30 mins to find someone else.

Bump into the first set and I take the girl that was into me. Dance some, escalate, then just tell her that let’s go. She gave me some grief about how we should go to the 3-sets hotel room for an afterparty, but I just ignored that and we go to my place.

Glory and go to sleep around 5 am.

Saturday August 15, 2009

Failed pull.

I wasn’t feeling really motivated to do anything last night.
I did one approach early in the evening where I just went and sat on a couch next to a girl and stole her friends spot. She was really into me so got some validation out of it, but not enough to rocket me to that good place.

The point where my night really turned good was when I bumped into a friend and he gave me a beer. First and only drink of the night. I start drinking and open a seated 2-set of blondes.

Just start rambling something random to one of them. Hook them.

At some point I decide I should sit between them so I can talk to both of them.

So I do and immediately claw both of them. So here I’m sitting between 2 blondes like a huge pimp.

Anyway I start giving one of them more attention and she’s into me. I move the set outside so I wouldn’t have to shout.

Whilst moving them there I made it clear which one of the girls I wanted. Because up until then I think I could have had either one.

I only claw and lead one of them. So now both know which one I was interested in. My girl returns my claw by touching my stomach or something.

Chat something random outside. I finish my beer and we go back inside. Other girl has to go to the toilet which gives me and my girl some isolation. I seat us in a sofa and we’re all lovey dovey there.

I go for the makeout and get it after some fumbling around.

Then I basically hang out with the girl for the rest of the night trying to pimp her friend to someone. Fail to pimp friend out. Last call, we leave.

My girl chats some with her friend outside the club and eventually we get going.

We’re walking to my car and are less than 200 m from it when some squeaky voice says her name. Turns out it’s some chode and my girl and chode start talking. At first I’m thinking WTF? But the dude just seems so chode. Bodylanguage (hands in his pockets) and tonality (sounded sorta like a girl) just scream chode. He’s not even touching her. Just stands fairly close.

I stand a bit to te side and wait for her. Eventually she finishes up and comes to me sorta teary eyed and tells me.

”This guy thinks we’re in a relationship or something and if I don’t go with him I think he’s gonna beat up you or me.”

I’m thinking this is so fucking absurd, dude is smaller than me, I had a friend with me. Divine intervention or something. Don’t feel like amogging (not that I’d know how if I wanted), so I decide to let it slide and tell her that’s it’s okay, hug her goodbye, she wants my facebook info so I give it to her, she gives me her mine, but I forget it. I then walk off and the guy comes after me says ”Hey buddy we’re you gonna go to your place and fuck?” I just ignore the chode and walk to my car laughing.

Funny thing is I see this same dude about an hour later outside a McDonald’s... alone. So if I had just taken my girls number I could have texted her to ditch the dude or tell her I’ll come to her place. This was more of a ONS thing for me though so didn’t think about numbers in the club.
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 Fuck, I felt so sorry for that guy. He was like UltraChode. I actually also wanted to amog him at first .. but I just couldn't .. it felt like I would hit a girl or something .. he was like super duper sensitive and shit :)

Ha ha .. actually for this 2-set where you clawed both of them, I will take some credit for winging .. you haven't seen it, but there were 2 huge dudes trying to fuck with your set, while you were there.
While you were busy, there was one huge dude, just standing there, untill I looked at him and eyecoded him and made a gesture with my head like "Dude, don't stand here, no chance", so he went away.
Nex was this older guy, which was kinda pimp, he decided to open one of the girls and fuck with your set, but instead I just interrupted him like: "Whassup dude", he was like "What's going on?", I'm: "It's all fine dude, we're all being cool here, so are you" .. then this dude makes some more attempt to open the girl, but I'm like: "Hey" with a smile .. so he just shook my hand and left off :)
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Sunday 16, Auguts 2009

Bad night didn't get stuff done. Only made one approach of desire. On the positive side I get more easily into the million dollar mouthpiece mode recently.
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Monday 17 August, 2009

LR: Drunk Timez




Hip hop night / cheap beer night

Drinking, dancing chatting with the boys. After 3 or 4 beers I decide it’s time to do something so I open a big set of 5 or 6 girls. Nice blah blah. Move them to our ”table”. Start gaming girl who’s standing close to me. She’s loving me. Night is young though so I move on.

Girl I number closed on Friday was there. She’s with some other dude. It pains me, but gives me fury at the same time. I’m determined to get some. Her loss. Think she went home alone.

Blondie 2-set KOA wings. Open with some nonsense. ”I’m drinking tonight it’s awesome”. They want to dance. OK. We go dance. I escalate, go for makeout. Get it after a few tries. Girls going to bathroom. KOA reckons they were deciding whether to fuck us or not. KOA is such a champ that he would have taken the fatty.

Anyway we don’t see them for quite a while so I do some other sets. When we go find them later on the dancefloor my blondie is with some guy. I pull her to me and she tells me ”You’re too late, you should have come earlier. I’m thinking ” Well Fuck you”. I can and will do better. I still tried to pull her to me once more went for makeout and don’t remember, but think it failed. Either way I wasn’t going to let something trivial like this ruin my night of glory.

Girl I pulled. Total cutie red head. Tried clawing her at first, not enough belief or she threw it off, can't remember. I’m unfazed and give her a smile when she looks back, she smiles. It’s on.

I later find her on the dancefloor. Just plain go up to her and pull her away from her friends. Start grinding with her. Felt like I wanted to makeout so I went for it. Got it. About 1 minute into the set. We dance some. Then she starts talking but I can’t hear anything so I claw her neck and lead her away from the dancefloor. We talk, keep kissing every once in a while.

She wants to go outside. OK. I meet her friends. I start shooting my shit. They love me of course. Friends seal of approval. Very smooth. We start walking to my place. She asks me a few time during our walk why we’re walking to my place. I tell her matter of factly that I live closer than she does or just change the subject. Get to my place, close. She had school in the morning, got to sleep around 3 hours. Poor girl. I’m wicked.

Drinking is cheating.
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Tuesday 18 August, 2009

LR: Welcome to Miami




KOA flaked on me so at first I didn’t intend to go out last night. Then my flatmate, god bless, asked me to come out. Of course I couldn’t say no.

We get to the club around 12 pm. It was OK. Not a lot of talent, but a couple nice ones. It’s all good though. After all it only takes one.

As usual in a town/city the size of Helsinki there are familiar faces and I say hi to them. Get my drink on. I was doing shots pretty much all night, but wasn’t really feeling the effects of it it. Guess beer is the way to go.

I open a set or two, maybe none. Can’t really remember. Then I get on the dancefloor and I see a blonde that resembles the one that got away on Monday. So I open by pointing my finger accusingly and just go up to her and ask. ”Were you in club X yesterday?” I take it from there, start dancing with her.

After this we started our little game. Her making me work for it and me getting annoyed with it and ignoring her until she comes back for more. This went on for some time. Me pulling her in always when I met her. However I wasn’t needy as I showed a willingness to drop her at a moments notice if for example a friend of mine came to talk to me.

I had to try for the makeout lots of times before I finally got it.

But girl was clearly very invested in the interaction and she wanted it just as much as I did. It was her idea to leave earlier. Oh and it was her birthday.
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Lazybones wrote:

I showed a willingness to drop her at a moments notice if for example a friend of mine came to talk to me.

Yes bro, this is what bro's before hoe's mean .. when you friend comes over you always pay him attention. Way to go champ.

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Sunday 30 August 2009



This randomly popped in my head whilst in set. What would Doctor Snuggles do?

One of them nights again. Yes I was drinking. Alcohol is the devil’s nectar. Not very many peeps out last night. I’d rather take quality over quantity and yesterday there were a few nice birds.

Anyway notable sets:

Blonde: Don’t remember how I opened, but she hooked. Anyway she leaves and I promise her I’ll be seeing her later and get a lil makeout because I felt like it. I pretty much had her as backup and I looked her up later at night when all else failed.

Apparently I was too playerish. I did ask her to come to my place, but she told me her friend was sleeping over at her place. So I ask her where she lives. Espoo which is far far away.

Brunette bartender: This was funny because she threw out a very direct approach invite. She was sitting with her friend and two random dudes next to her. Eye contact I stop. She actually waves me over. I go over and start talking to her and friend just shooting the shit.

After talking a while to the girls the two guys, who were sitting next to the brunette move over to her blonde friend. I lol’d. Well they gave me a spot next to the brunette, total win. Talk to her some, try to get her to dancefloor so I could escalate, she wants a drink first. I disappear somewhere during this.

Meet her later as she comes from toilet and I claw her in. She was leaving, but there was definetly a good vibe as we we’re embracing each other. She wants me to take her number so I do. I’m just a lazy mofo so I rarely get anything from my numbers.

Some other sets but nothing good came from them.
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Just a quick update about what I’ve been up to lately. 2 new lays this week. Keeping up with the quota.



Monday, August 31
Out drinking with some exchange students. Took a number off one of them. Spent the end of the night with a tall beauty, but sort of gave up on her because she wasn’t being responsive enough and even told me “not coming home with you tonight”. Could of course have taken her number, but was pretty wasted and not feeling it.

Tuesday, September 1

Glorious morning. First day of school. I go to school having slept less than 3 hours and still a bit drunk. Felt really zen though.

Day 2 with girl I took number off on Monday. Txting went something like this:

Tuesday morning

Me: Hey was nice meeting you last night. You should come to bar X tonight.

Her: Hey was entertaining to meet you. I’m not sure about tonight. I’ll let you know.

Her: Hey there, you guys still going to X? What time?

Me: Dunno most peeps still sleeping here. Might go play pool join us.

Her: Oh thought you guys are partying hard?! Cos me n my friend wanted to go dancing but I guess having a relaxed evening could be fun too.

Me: Ye others just left so I’m alone. Come over

Her: Want to meet for drinks.

Me: Sure meet in X at 22

Her: Sure

I meet her in a shopping mall. We go to a pub. Have a beer. Chat for a while. Until I tell her we should go to my place and play guitar hero. I had seeded this before. She agrees, so I help her finish her drink and we leave for my place.

We chill some at my place. Manage to fuck up my computer whilst playing guitar hero so I had to change my HDD on Friday and was without computer till then.

Anyway I eventually get the makeout after choding around most of the night. Pull her to bed and we start making out n stuff. I escalate, but she has to get up at 8 the next day and various other excuses so I don’t push it hard. Escort her to the bus stop around 1 am and she goes home.

LR: Wednesday, September 2

Yet another drunken debauchery night. Surprise, surprise I don’t remember much.
Girl I pulled: She’s walking towards me walks past I turn around. She’s looking back I pull her to me. Ask for name, yadda yadda. Spent the rest of the night with her. Around 2 am I just told her “I’m hungry let’s go”. Smooth. She even bought me a drink at some point. Quota filled for the week, but more about that later.

Thursday, September 3

Drunk night. Nothing special.

Friday, September 4

This night was pretty painful. Total chode mode. Did not approach any sets. This mainly because I was hanging with an old friend from high school and I let it get to me.

Saturday, September 5

Working.

LR: Sunday, September 6


Very few people out last night. I lowered my standards somewhat and went for the easy kill. Friend of KOAs who for some reason wanted me. She was gaming me and though I wasn’t really that into her I decided to keep her interested enough as backup. Come 2 am most of the talent is gone and I decided to pull her.

Nothing special there. She was gaming me hard. Saying things like:

Her: “So where do you plan on going later?”

Me: “Home”

Her: “I thought you would have come with me.”

Fairly smooth pull once again. Though she was whining something about leaving her friend I kept her engaged by talking about random stuff during the walk to my place.
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THE SUMMIT
September 28 – October 4



Been putting off this for a while, but the time has finally come to write down what happened during the summit weekend and strike the final nail in the coffin of this thread.
Not going to elaborate about the presentations themselves because that’s been done elsewhere.

Coming from Finland I have to say that the average quality of women in Vegas was way below what I’m used to. However that being said, you will not find super hot tall beauties (most girls in Finland are short) like that anywhere in Finland. Hence I can’t wait to go back to the USA, I love it.

Monday
First night we went to JET. This was my 3rd or 4th time in a club outside Finland plus sober most of the night. Well as per usual I had a hard time opening and most of the women at the club were ooold. I’m used to girls ranging from 18-24 so all the older women came as a shock.

After choding around for most of the night I decide to buy a beer. This one overpriced Sol, Heineken or whatever brought me out of my rut. I started doing some approaches and finally bumped into a woman. She looked old, but less so than most of the others I saw around. Looks can be deceiving indeed as I’d later find out. Anyway full on grinding on dancefloor, makeouts, praying mantis claw against the wall bump, all kinds of stuff only to be denied on attempted extraction. I sort of lost any interest I had after I found out she was 37. I’m horrible yes. No persistence whatsoever. Now I know that every No is just one less before Yes. This is also where my dislike for local girls stems from. I still love you guys though :)

So I got some fury out of that half-assed attempt to pull, but couldn’t really get much done. One notable event did occur. This lil busty blonde was walking past me and there was something going on so I grabbed her hand and pulled her to me. I proceeded to do what I always do when a girl seems to be really into me. I pull her right in front of me into a kind of hug/embrace and start whispering into her ear all kinds of stuff. Unfortunately she was leaving. She wanted me to take her number though.

Glory Tuesday @ Pure (3 pulls. one night)
Tuesday was my one night of true glory much of which I have Levi to thank for. Night started out with us drinking, the worst vodka ever (Popov). That stuff is poison.

Anyway we hit the club and Levi opens a 3-set of blonde Germans on the dance floor. So I wing with the second hottest girl. Somehow me and the German girl hit it off really well and in no time we’re grinding the shit out of each other and making out. Fast forward a bit (20 mins?) and I’m pulling the girl out of the club by saying something random like “let’s go outside real quick it’s so noisy here” then proceed to pull her to the hotel room by saying “ come on let’s go to my hotel room real quick, I want a drink, just real quick.” She of course objects by saying that she can’t leave her friends.

Get her to the hotel room. Good logistics shouldn’t be underestimated. It was a major factor during this night. Anyway I get her to the hotel room and proceed to caveman her. Throw her on the bed. Get to the point where I’m figerbanging her with her underwear on. When I tried to take them off she starts going on about her friends and that we’ll come back later. We go back to the club and I dance some with her until I decide. Fuck this I’m gonna go find someone else.

I move around the club some and I’m about to go back to the German blonde when I see her on the dance floor. It’s desire straight up. I just look at her for a while and our eyes cross. I put out my hands and beckon her to come to me. She does. Thus ends the romance novel part of this report.

Not going to bore with details, but we dance. Make out. Claw her neck and start leading her off the dance floor. German girl comes up to me and shows me the middle finger. I’m a bad man, I laugh it off. You snooze you lose. Keep on bouncing her around the club. Alex sends one of his bootcamp students repeatedly to hit on her. I dunno what to do so I try to enjoy the process and laugh at it. Eventually Alex himself comes up to her. Man is very intense. He realizes I’m RSD and tells me to take her or he will. He burns the set to the ground by attempting to lick her.

Skip, skip. I pull my Brazilian hottie outside, yep she was Brazilian. Can’t get her far from the club. Get the standard I can’t leave my friends. Allright this time I decided to play it cool. Let her talk to her friends and finally pull her. Close.

We finish and head back to the club. It’s around 4 am so she leaves and I go hangout with Levi outside the club. We we’re just watching the other RSD guys going for whatever girls were left.

Now on to bragging.

Eventually all the guys are gone and we decide to leave. On the way to the room we see the blonde girl in the white dress everyone was trying to get after the club closed. Can’t remember if she opened me or me her, but we start walking in the same direction and I randomly chat something. Until I decide it would be awesome to pull her and her friend to Levi’s room for an afterparty. So I claw her and her friend around the neck and tell them it’s time for an afterparty in our room.

The friend starts going on about how they can’t leave their guy friend that was there with them. I tell them matter o’ factly that it’s okay we’ll be right back and they have to see the room and try the poison vodka. So the girls actually follow.

We get to the room, after I barrage them with ice cubes in the hallway. Blonde girl goes to lie on the bed I did not just have sex on, so I hop next to her. Nothing really happens and her friend had some kinda booty text going on so they end up leaving. However before they do I get them to smell my stinky feet. Muhahahaha.

I’ll finish this later. Wednesday and Thursday were pretty epic as well.
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