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chodiest? watched a girls kids while she went to the club in my car
unchodiest? banged three cousins and they all knew
unchodiest? banged three cousins and they all knew
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@ hey y0 -- oh. my. god.
chodiest? watched a girls kids while she went to the club in my car
unchodiest? banged three cousins and they all knew
WTF?! Watched her kids while she went to the club in your car? First of all... why is a mother going to a club. Why are you with her kids. Why your car. I hope you got paid a lot... in something :) unchodiest? banged three cousins and they all knew
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Wrote a song for my one-itis and was going to make a video of me playing it for her christmas present..... then had a freakout and played a very odd medley that included stairway to heaven.
Thankfully i didnt sing...
Thankfully i didnt sing...
Legendary chode behaviour Priest, love it :)
I once got a girls number and she agreed to meet up with me the next week.
I thought it would be a good idea to drink a full bottle of whiskey with my buddy before heading down to the bar, you know, to help me 'relax'...
This was at 8pm, we headed to the bar after that and decided to keep drinking, she turned up around 11.30, i was fuckin blootered, and choding out my mind.
It didn't go too well once she turned up, at one point i seen her talking to another guy and i freaked out, bolted out the bar and proceeded to cry in front of my friend who had accompanied me, telling him about how my behaviour was the result of my not so happy childhood. I also broke a few knuckles in my right hand from punching the wall :S
I've been pissing myself laughing typing this whole thing out, it just seems like i'm not even writing about myself, i can't imagine even behaving or feeling remotely like that now.
Anyway, hope you all get a laugh at that wee chode story, i did :) LOL
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Lol, the thread ended at the guy who got bitchslapped, but here's my two cents:
Escalating the girl all day (buttslaps, eye contact, cuddling etc) because we were in a school play, and my excuse (if she asked for one) would be just relaxing myself and her; escalation included projecting an intense lesbo experience and three way sex to which she responded by blushing and laughing. We agreed to have a smoke while we didn't have to be on stage, and then she blatantly spanked my butt, it was at least remotely on. We finally went out to have a smoke... and I was afraid to kiss her, afraid to do anything. Later that day at the school ball (DRUNK!), I was dancing around with ALL of the hotties, including her. Stuff was going well AGAIN, we went for a smoke AGAIN and I was afraid to kiss her AGAIN! Never happened to me before.
This was epicly chode because at that point I already knew about the game and had gotten my first lay. Yeah.
Also: stories from childhood, when I was about 13-14 yo. They're terrible. Letters to girls with texts like 'can I speak to you in class?' and so on. Shit, threads like these remind me that I could still do that chody stuff if I found a girl I really-really like.
oh my god.... Escalating the girl all day (buttslaps, eye contact, cuddling etc) because we were in a school play, and my excuse (if she asked for one) would be just relaxing myself and her; escalation included projecting an intense lesbo experience and three way sex to which she responded by blushing and laughing. We agreed to have a smoke while we didn't have to be on stage, and then she blatantly spanked my butt, it was at least remotely on. We finally went out to have a smoke... and I was afraid to kiss her, afraid to do anything. Later that day at the school ball (DRUNK!), I was dancing around with ALL of the hotties, including her. Stuff was going well AGAIN, we went for a smoke AGAIN and I was afraid to kiss her AGAIN! Never happened to me before.
This was epicly chode because at that point I already knew about the game and had gotten my first lay. Yeah.
Also: stories from childhood, when I was about 13-14 yo. They're terrible. Letters to girls with texts like 'can I speak to you in class?' and so on. Shit, threads like these remind me that I could still do that chody stuff if I found a girl I really-really like.
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killedthechode
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Join Date: 02/08/2009 | Posts: 103
BTW. I have no idea how did my mind got fucked up so bad.
3.5 years ago, I was 17 yrs old (not a virgin), living in another country, and I was in a LTR with a girl that also was from another country but she was living there just like me.
The good part starts the day she broke up with me.
My first reaction was to mass text to her, I think I sent her like 40 messages telling her about how much I loved her (in 2 hours), I really thought of what to write in each one. BTW I bought her the cellphone she had, and I pay for the bill so she could text me (it cost me about 60 dollars a month for 6 months)
My second reaction: I called her (the cell was turned off of course, and nobody answered in her house), I called her sister (she didn't answer either), called her dad (who of course didn't know who the hell I was) , but I couldn't reach her.
3er reation: let's go to her house!, so I walked 5 miles in februrary (it was very cold), I got there and nobody is at home...fuck!...What do I do? I wait...after 3 hours (I was calling to her house from my cell to see if anybody answered so I could go), she answered!! and I told her I wanted to go to see her at her house, she told me "DON"T COME"!...I went to her house anyway, they had a party and everybody was freakout about how bad I looked like after walking 5 miles on snow crying like a baby....
Anyway...She told me she "takes me back but she has to think" ...she actually just wanted me to leave the house...
Then we meet again at school...first thing she says..."sorry but I can't do this...blabla" .. I start crying again...haha...
After that, I put myself on my knees and asked to marry me (in the middle of the hall infront fo her friends), she is like "wtf!! get up!" and she leaves
That same day during school I got another girl who liked me, I wanted to make her jealous, I knew were she was at anytime during school, so I put myslef in the situation were she saw me with this other girl making out, when she saw us, I couldn't help it but called her a bitch, she came and slaped me HARD infront of the other girl, then I did the same back (but very easy), she freaks out and starts yelling like I "hitted her hard" which I didn't.
I go home, my emotions still in control of me, so I had the smart idea to start sending massive mails to her account explaining "my love for her","how much I missed her" and this one is huge: "how much I wanted to fuck her" (cause of course after 6 months!!!! super CHODESTAR hasn't fuck her yet, is funny because I remember been alone in her room with her top off at least 6 times during that time, but I was always asking "are you sure you are ready??, BTW she was the one that always took her top off, I was too scared to try haha)
well, after hoping that everything was just bad nightmare I went to sleep.
I Came back to school the next day...First thing of the day...The principal wanted to talk to me with a police officer because I "attacked a girl in the school".... of course it was a lie and they could feel that I was telling the truth (or it was taped idk), so they let me go
At that point I gave up, I was tired of this bitch, but this shit wasn't going to end that easy...
I came back to my house ready to sleep of 10 hours, and......SURPRISE....there was HER DAD waiting for me in my house, with ALL the emails I sent her the night before PRINTED!!
(he was very mad because he was a very religious person that didn't approved sex before marriage, and he didn't even know she had a boyfriend until that day, and.... he read all my mails including the one of "how much I wanted to fuck her dougther")
He showed them to my mother and my sister while he was witing, when I came home he ask me about some of the things I wrote in the emails, but this is the most funny part...wait wait
I told him that I felt like she was being a bitch to me, and I deserved to be with her so he had to help me.... He gets very very angry and just slapped me in the face HARD infront of MY MOTHER in MY HOUSE, wtf??? I was going to kill him, I went to the kitchen and took a knife, but my mother stoped me and the guy left quickly.
End of the story, I never talked to her again, I started looking for advice on "getting over a woman" , found different sites until I eventually got here a year ago...So this was actually the best thing that ever happened to me, I wouldn't have found RSD because I wasn't doing that bad at all compared to most guys at that age.
I hope you liked, now that I read it is so funny to me, is like I can't belive it was me, is too weird, I feel like I'm reading some troll or a complete newbie that just lost his girl.