THE FORUMS
Folowing a girl around and paying for pretty much everything... And no, he wasn't coming from a "i do this because i can/want to" frame.
I've done the most chodeist thing I've ever seen.
Picture this. Hot 19 year old asain girl. I met her that night at a party. We really hit it off, we were both drinking, she tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend. After about 2 hours and several shots I finally get the courage to try to kiss her. Bam, I get the kiss, no resistance. A couple hours later the party dies down and she grabs me and tells me to come find a place in the house to sleep with her. We find this room upstairs and grab some blankets. Being the chode I am I make sure shes as comfortable as possible (she's my cherish) I give her like all the blanket and my right shoulder is directly above a floor vent so I'm about as uncomfortable as ever. We start making out some more, she takes her shirt off, I kiss her neck a little. I was still a virgin at the time, I can remember starting to tremble because I was so nervous. After a little bit of non escalation she asks "So what do you wanna do?" and of course I said I dont know. Then she says "Well we can do whateverrrr you want, I'm down for anything." And here is where I deliver my golden line. "Well I'm sure you're probably tired, I'll just let you go to sleep." I didn't want to rush things, she was a special girl, I really liked her. Needless to say I didn't end up having sex with her at all. I saw her again a few weeks later and pulled the same sort of stunt. After that she didnt want to see me again.
Picture this. Hot 19 year old asain girl. I met her that night at a party. We really hit it off, we were both drinking, she tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend. After about 2 hours and several shots I finally get the courage to try to kiss her. Bam, I get the kiss, no resistance. A couple hours later the party dies down and she grabs me and tells me to come find a place in the house to sleep with her. We find this room upstairs and grab some blankets. Being the chode I am I make sure shes as comfortable as possible (she's my cherish) I give her like all the blanket and my right shoulder is directly above a floor vent so I'm about as uncomfortable as ever. We start making out some more, she takes her shirt off, I kiss her neck a little. I was still a virgin at the time, I can remember starting to tremble because I was so nervous. After a little bit of non escalation she asks "So what do you wanna do?" and of course I said I dont know. Then she says "Well we can do whateverrrr you want, I'm down for anything." And here is where I deliver my golden line. "Well I'm sure you're probably tired, I'll just let you go to sleep." I didn't want to rush things, she was a special girl, I really liked her. Needless to say I didn't end up having sex with her at all. I saw her again a few weeks later and pulled the same sort of stunt. After that she didnt want to see me again.
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"To accomplish extraordinary results always requires extreme measures. At least we're not girls, who have nothing but starvation and makeup to rely on to improve their odds." - TD (2002)
"...you just gotta realize that we are something entirely special. There are tons of attractive girls out there- girls know this, but guys like us are 1 in 5000." -Manwhore
Denver, CO
"To accomplish extraordinary results always requires extreme measures. At least we're not girls, who have nothing but starvation and makeup to rely on to improve their odds." - TD (2002)
"...you just gotta realize that we are something entirely special. There are tons of attractive girls out there- girls know this, but guys like us are 1 in 5000." -Manwhore
Denver, CO
Some intern my g/f works with bought her £200s worth of xmas gifts.
He didn't get anything in exchange.
Not a thing.
He didn't get anything in exchange.
Not a thing.
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1% inspiration and 99% perspiration...
Capricorn
Stockholm September '08 Alumni. Representing Ryan and Alex~...
1% inspiration and 99% perspiration...
Capricorn
Stockholm September '08 Alumni. Representing Ryan and Alex~...
I've done the most chodeist thing I've ever seen.
Picture this. Hot 19 year old asain girl. I met her that night at a party. We really hit it off, we were both drinking, she tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend. After about 2 hours and several shots I finally get the courage to try to kiss her. Bam, I get the kiss, no resistance. A couple hours later the party dies down and she grabs me and tells me to come find a place in the house to sleep with her. We find this room upstairs and grab some blankets. Being the chode I am I make sure shes as comfortable as possible (she's my cherish) I give her like all the blanket and my right shoulder is directly above a floor vent so I'm about as uncomfortable as ever. We start making out some more, she takes her shirt off, I kiss her neck a little. I was still a virgin at the time, I can remember starting to tremble because I was so nervous. After a little bit of non escalation she asks "So what do you wanna do?" and of course I said I dont know. Then she says "Well we can do whateverrrr you want, I'm down for anything." And here is where I deliver my golden line. "Well I'm sure you're probably tired, I'll just let you go to sleep." I didn't want to rush things, she was a special girl, I really liked her. Needless to say I didn't end up having sex with her at all. I saw her again a few weeks later and pulled the same sort of stunt. After that she didnt want to see me again.
I feel your pain. Picture this. Hot 19 year old asain girl. I met her that night at a party. We really hit it off, we were both drinking, she tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend. After about 2 hours and several shots I finally get the courage to try to kiss her. Bam, I get the kiss, no resistance. A couple hours later the party dies down and she grabs me and tells me to come find a place in the house to sleep with her. We find this room upstairs and grab some blankets. Being the chode I am I make sure shes as comfortable as possible (she's my cherish) I give her like all the blanket and my right shoulder is directly above a floor vent so I'm about as uncomfortable as ever. We start making out some more, she takes her shirt off, I kiss her neck a little. I was still a virgin at the time, I can remember starting to tremble because I was so nervous. After a little bit of non escalation she asks "So what do you wanna do?" and of course I said I dont know. Then she says "Well we can do whateverrrr you want, I'm down for anything." And here is where I deliver my golden line. "Well I'm sure you're probably tired, I'll just let you go to sleep." I didn't want to rush things, she was a special girl, I really liked her. Needless to say I didn't end up having sex with her at all. I saw her again a few weeks later and pulled the same sort of stunt. After that she didnt want to see me again.
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Austin BootCamp with Nathan - Sept 2010
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/164840
30 Day Challenge after Austin Bootcamp
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/165161
Swingers, Unicorns and Lesbians - Oh My
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/167961
Brad BootCamp - August 2009
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"You just got blown out by a guy in a 10 dollar dragon force t shirt" - Two Step
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/164840
30 Day Challenge after Austin Bootcamp
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/165161
Swingers, Unicorns and Lesbians - Oh My
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/167961
Brad BootCamp - August 2009
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"You just got blown out by a guy in a 10 dollar dragon force t shirt" - Two Step
Wrote a song for my one-itis and was going to make a video of me playing it for her christmas present..... then had a freakout and played a very odd medley that included stairway to heaven.
Thankfully i didnt sing...
Thankfully i didnt sing...
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Lol, when i think about it, i'm pretty sure that the most chody thing i've seen done was by me.
About 1-2 years ago i went to a christmas party that was arranged for people from my school. After a while i got wasted and started dancing with a girl and it was ON. After some dancing we probably made out for several hours before i went home with a buddy of mine (lol, just realised how gay that sounds). Since i was too big of a chode to even hold EYE CONTACT with this girl in school, i had to wait till the next time i saw her at a party.
After a month or two i finally saw her at some party and went over to dance with her. Again, it went really fucking well, we were making out and shit in minutes while her friends, my friends and even her freaking sister were more or less cheering us up saying shit like "you are so cute together, etc". I got her phone and msn adress that day but since i was mr chodely chode i was too fucking scared to write to her on msn. Only time i could talk to her was when i was drunk.
Needless to say i got an sms with "can we just be friends" after a while. Good times, good times...
About 1-2 years ago i went to a christmas party that was arranged for people from my school. After a while i got wasted and started dancing with a girl and it was ON. After some dancing we probably made out for several hours before i went home with a buddy of mine (lol, just realised how gay that sounds). Since i was too big of a chode to even hold EYE CONTACT with this girl in school, i had to wait till the next time i saw her at a party.
After a month or two i finally saw her at some party and went over to dance with her. Again, it went really fucking well, we were making out and shit in minutes while her friends, my friends and even her freaking sister were more or less cheering us up saying shit like "you are so cute together, etc". I got her phone and msn adress that day but since i was mr chodely chode i was too fucking scared to write to her on msn. Only time i could talk to her was when i was drunk.
Needless to say i got an sms with "can we just be friends" after a while. Good times, good times...
One night I went into the club my state was high as ever. First thing I do is hit the dance floor. Before long I had 4 sets just staring at me. But I don't act on it. I'm too chode to do anything about it. So I wait... and wait. Unitil it's like 1am. This is when I am finally ready to go talk to so girls. What do you know, they all seemed to be hooked up with other guys. So I leave the club alone. Again.
Why doesn't anyone (including myself...) ever make this thread in the posetive. What's the most un-Chode thing thats inspired you?
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Wrote a song for my one-itis and was going to make a video of me playing it for her christmas present..... then had a freakout and played a very odd medley that included stairway to heaven.
Thankfully i didnt sing...
Thankfully i didnt sing...
LOL
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Amel Morris Baby, coming to your town.
Glory times 2009-2010
SOKA GAKKAI (Value Creation Society)
Glory times 2009-2010
SOKA GAKKAI (Value Creation Society)
someone should dig up the thread of the same name as this. lots of good chode stories in there, including some of mine I don't care to re-type here. Too painful to think about...
reframe into the positive... go for it.
Once I saw a group of 3 chicks hitchhiking one night at like 9pm. I was speeding in my car (as usual ;) and had to really lay on the brakes to stop in time. I pulled like a 35foot powerslide and screeched to a stop about 3 feet from them in a white could as the smoke from the tires slowly dissapated in the warm night air. "so.... where you guys trying to get to?" I got 2 of their numbers and banged one of them that night. It's always fun picking up more than 2 girls in a 2 seat car and watching them sit on eachother and giggle when I hit bumps. I felt so fucking smooth and that feeling carrying me through the entire night. I was actually surprised that they didn't gtfo of the way when a 2200lb car was sliding towards them at 40mph...
reframe into the positive... go for it.
Once I saw a group of 3 chicks hitchhiking one night at like 9pm. I was speeding in my car (as usual ;) and had to really lay on the brakes to stop in time. I pulled like a 35foot powerslide and screeched to a stop about 3 feet from them in a white could as the smoke from the tires slowly dissapated in the warm night air. "so.... where you guys trying to get to?" I got 2 of their numbers and banged one of them that night. It's always fun picking up more than 2 girls in a 2 seat car and watching them sit on eachother and giggle when I hit bumps. I felt so fucking smooth and that feeling carrying me through the entire night. I was actually surprised that they didn't gtfo of the way when a 2200lb car was sliding towards them at 40mph...
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