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Xavier

Xavier

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Join Date: 02/22/2009 | Posts: 190

Guys, I'm not talking about fucking Santos in NYC, I'm talking about Pink Elephant, Kiss & Fly, and Greenhouse. THOSE places.

I read "The Art of Natural Seduction" wayyy back. Looking back the book kinda really sucked ass, I actually threw it out months ago, but I do remember one thing that *really* irked me about it. The dude who wrote it, I forget his name, mentions something about a super secret "method" for getting into clubs when you're not on the guest list, don't know anyone, etc. Of course he doesn't mention it.

Can anyone, for fucks sake, shine some light on what this could be?

I'm dressed WELL when I roll up. Nice, fly shirt, cool jeans, nice shoes... just stylin man, seriously. And I'm CHILL. I'm not rolling up like Waldo looking to read palms and creep people out... so it's gotta be logistical.

I have some speculation... and no, I'm not talking about this dude in particular's method, I just mean some speculation as to how, in general, you might be able to get your ass into a hot club without being on a guest list and, ideally, without paying cover?

I'm in NYC so basically I'm talking about places like Pink Elephant, Kiss & Fly, and Greenhouse. You can read about my experiences with these places here.

Pink Elephant, I don't even know how to describe... went there tonight, walked right to the front of the line, got totally tooled by the massive black bouncer who wasn't even the doorman/promoter.

Kiss & Fly... I met some girls (actually Michelle the fashion designer from Monday and her intern) who knew the doorman, said he was a model from France. I actually met this dude a few days prior, and he was douche to beat all douches. "Guestlist and reservations only tonight" with his nose just a tad too high. Gahhh...

And Greenhouse... oh. my. god. The hottest girls I've ever seen in my life! BALLS! I can only imagine what it was like inside. The dude wanted me to open a $100 US bar tab to get in. You crazy esse?

The only things I can come up with...

1. Make friends with hot girls going in on-the-fly, outside the club, and don't let the dude see
a) Offer to buy the girls drinks if they hook you up
b) Tell them you own a club in some random city and if they ever go there you'll get them in / some random lie

2. Bring girls with you.
- Potential ramifications... 1. Nobody gets in and the girls think you suck at life. 2 The girls get in, you don't, they choose the club over you, and now they *know* you suck at life. 3. You all get in and now the bouncers expect you to bring girls every time you come.

3. Tell the bouncer you'll murder his family if he doesn't let you in.
a) Show him the gun so he knows you're serious
b) Show him the addresses of his family so he knows you're insane
c) Both

Come on guys, we're an entire community of dudes who go out to night clubs. Can we not come up with a way to consistently get into the really hot ones?

Joe
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Van Damme

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Join Date: 06/18/2008 | Posts: 887

Great post. I also remember a LONG time ago someone wrote about being at a bar and overhearing how this guy would get into special events and clubs. It's gotta be here somewhere although I don't know where to look, has stuff like making fake invitations, talking your way through the bouncer, making a photography website and saying ur the photographer or something along those lines, etc.
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Canello

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Join Date: 07/23/2008 | Posts: 1261

I used to pay the doorman to let me in,but now i don't.I usually book a table or have girls with me.


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Xavier

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Join Date: 02/22/2009 | Posts: 190

Evenstar wrote:
Most of these clubs will let just about anyone in, regardless of clothes...if they're willing to throw down some cash.

What you need to remember is that clubs are a business.  They didn't get created just to horde hot girls in one place so you can hit on them.  This ain't unicef.

When you ask how you can get into these places without opening a $100 tab, you're basically just asking "How can I get the value they're giving, without giving anything back?"
Yes I know, clubs are a business. And you're right... but dude, enough is enough. You're not Mother Teresa, enough of your posts criticizing others about giving value and not being a value taker and not giving value back. This is the second time I've noticed it.

You obviously missed the point of the post. The point is GETTING IN. A $100 US bar tab can hardly be called generosity, or "giving something back"... it's ABSURD, pure and simple.

And you're neglecting to notice where I'm coming from in this post. As far as I'm concerned, the club needs 3 kinds of people: guys with shitloads of money to drop on things like tables and $12 beers, hot girls, and cool guys. If you've only got the first two, you've got a pretty shitty atmosphere.

As a cool guy, I consider myself intrinsically valuable to the club. I socialize and talk to everyone, and generally make people have a better night for having met me. I'm not lurching by the bar, creepily staring at all the girls while I hold a drink to my chest.

As a cool guy, who sees coolness as valuable, paying cover is almost an admission that I'm not the intrinsically valuable third guy. And paying $100 US is precisely an admission of that, not to mention an admission that I'm a fucking retard who can't find a different way to get in.

BUT... like I said, the point of the post is HOW TO GET IN, and discussing ways to achieve that. I'm willing to drop $20 to go to a hot club, getting in without cover is just the cherry.
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Rawl

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Join Date: 01/01/2008 | Posts: 846

go early or get to know the bouncer. I live in Miami and I've gone the route of tipping the door guys, but seriously I'm not rich and I;m not going to tip the guys every night. I tipped the guys and they still don't remember me. A lot of the door guys down here aren't that cool and most are douches. You go to shake their hand and they will ignore you and stuff like that. We have one host down here that is a dick. He tools people trying to get into the venue

Here is an example I heard when standing in line

2 guys walk up to the line
Guys: hey man can we go in
Host: where are your girls?
Guys: we just got into town
host: you need girls you can't steal mine, make sure they're hot. and they need to be a specific type.

even if you're alone the guys give you shit. I know everyone here says "befriend these guys, give them money blah blah"

but srsly these guys most of the time are douches. I have met some cool guys though.
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Daniel

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Join Date: 10/10/2008 | Posts: 1943

 Just wear a funky looking name tag around your neck and walk right through. I got into the Chris Brown concert in Sydney like this. It was fucking unexpected and funky. I went with the costume people.
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Van Damme

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Joe Fo Sho wrote:
You're not Mother Teresa, enough of your posts criticizing others about giving value and not being a value taker and not giving value back. 
Lmao thats priceless....(nothing against u Evenstar lol)
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Superman2003

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Join Date: 11/29/2007 | Posts: 280

Dude I can think of 100 ways to get into any club without paying cash.

Ask yourself, if you were a spy how would you get in without paying cash? Would if you had to pick up some important information in that club that was going to land you $10,000,000 but you couldnt use cash to get into the club, it was invitation only. Would you find a way then? There are limitless possibilities, start thinking outside the box.

I have a fucking great one that can get me free reservations anywhere but I'm not going to post it because I dont want everyone steelling my ideas. Just start thinking and you will come up with some good shit.
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@ Superman2003 - DUDE, I have been going at it for a while now, meeting lots of guys in the community and nobody has as much core belief in themselves as you. In all seriousness you have the strongest core confidence I have ever been around. I was thinking about that.
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Xavier

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Join Date: 02/22/2009 | Posts: 190

Superman2003 wrote:
Dude I can think of 100 ways to get into any club without paying cash.

Ask yourself, if you were a spy how would you get in without paying cash? Would if you had to pick up some important information in that club that was going to land you $10,000,000 but you couldnt use cash to get into the club, it was invitation only. Would you find a way then? There are limitless possibilities, start thinking outside the box.

I have a fucking great one that can get me free reservations anywhere but I'm not going to post it because I dont want everyone steelling my ideas. Just start thinking and you will come up with some good shit.
Since you've got 100 ways to get into any club without paying cash, care to throw us all a bone and give us ONE? Do you know many of the people who even READ your idea(s) are going to actually try it? 80-20 rule. And it's a big world with a lot of clubs.

I do like what you're saying about thinking outside the box, makes finding a slick way in actually kind of a cool endeavor, and I really like the $10m analogy.. but get us all started thinking in the right way and spread the love, brother.
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6am.sedna

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Join Date: 10/24/2008 | Posts: 433

how about get on the "scene forum" and start posting, people who WORK, GO, and OWN the clubs post on 'scene forums' and are ALWAYS willing to put you on the guestlist.

After my first night out to a club here in DC, I'm talking a BIG venue, I went on the club's website and registered at the forum and started posting. Immediately I've had people PM'ing me and saying..."hey if you come out next time I'll introduce you to everyone from the forum" (and I'm not talking geek ravers here either) then the following week I was going to another hot club and made it clear in one of the posts and one guy messages me and says "I can get you and some friends on the guestlist" and turns out the guy was the sound engineer for the club. I started making contacts/networking through a forum and now I have a ton of people on the inside who know me and get me inside free.

That's one of the best tips I can give anyone. Internet is pretty great for this. 
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