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March 26th, 2017
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#21
Tom_Cruise

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Join Date: 04/06/2009 | Posts: 9

I'll answer actions question first since it was so smart-aleky: The new film I am working on is a secret production. Please do not try to get smart with me. You think you look cool but you're really a fool. This applies to pick up artistry as well. The study of scientology is remarkably similar to the study of social cybernetics. I'll let you ponder this before I enlighten you on the meaning of the last sentence.
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#22

SiLvEr

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Tom, will you ask Katie to give my thong back?
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Tom_Cruise

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This is supposed to be a serious thread. I am providing you with a serious opportunity to learn and be enlightened. Do not make me get mad like I was with Matt a few years back...you don't want to see it. SiLvEr there is a word for kids like you: CHODE. Pwned. GG. I'm done my break off to work see you. XOXO TC
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#24

SiLvEr

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Sorry dude.
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#25

Ego Agogo

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Join Date: 11/19/2008 | Posts: 25

Hi TC, I'm lovin' your work.





When the jerk-off in the above clip decided to prank you like that, how did you manage to keep your cool? I mean Jesus Tom that could've been acid or some shit in that mic. Tell me, I bet you had a turtles head poking out of your arse after that one, hey?

Also how come you haven't got that vid removed from youtube yet? It does kinda look like a money shot, and with all the gay rumours an all...

Anyway, I fuckin' love you man. 
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#26

SiLvEr

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On a more serious note, I really like Tom Cruise, even though he is a little bit mental :D
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Dick Gallo

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Tom, I loved your work in Magnolia.

Was your character really based on that chode Rozz Jeffriez?
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#28
Tom_Cruise

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Answers to Q's: 

1) Q: Was your character really based on that chode Rozz Jeffriez?
     A: I've said it many times publically and even to Neil - MY CHARACTER IN MONGOLIA WAS NOT BASED ON ROSS JEFFRIES. It was mine and the director's invention.

2) Q: When the jerk-off in the above clip decided to prank you like that, how did you manage to keep your cool?
     A: I managed to keep my cool to the guy who squirted me from PUA training. Basically, if you want to learn to AMOG well, you must be unreactive. Hence, when he did that, I asked, WHAT WOULD MYSTERY DO (WWMD) and came to the conclusion he would be unreactive and loving.

3) Q: ps. My sister is even more in awe with you than me, how can she get your number so she can date you?
     A: I will NOT provide my contact information on this forum; this is the only way you can connect with me. Send me a PM with a picture of her or post it here so I can evaluate if she is someone I'd like to get to know better.

4) Q: Tom, will you ask Katie to give my thong back?
     A: I asked her she said she has no idea what you're talking about. The last man she slept with other than me was the guy on dawson's creek.

5) Q: I am in awe of your celebritiness, how the world did you ever get that role in Top Gun and how did you have sex with women before that?
     A: I had sex with women due to my passion, drive, and absolute love for women. Moreover, my superior looks (I am a fucking 10!) and my leather jacket helped immensely.

6) Q: How do you peakcock Thomas Cruise?
     A: Black leather jacket, some feathers, a Mystery feather boa, sunglasses in the nightclub, and a swagger like your a man

7) Q: How do I handle getting past this and start closing the girls I want to close ???
     A: You basically keep plowing through and turning things sexual and being funny and interesting. You keep the interaction going, you think about me in my movies, in MI 3 and on Oprah, and you think, how can I be more like Tom? WWTD (What would Tom Do) is the de facto question you should ask yourself in times of trouble. I gurantee you if you ask that question and do as I would do you will get the close and the girl.

8) Q: what's your secret to success?
     A: There is no secret. Lots of luck is involved, but it's funny because luck, ostensibly random, comes from very predictible actions. The keys to my success are hard work, passion, perseverence, and the willingness to go that extra mile, and a little bit of luck.

9) Q: What's love?
     A: Love is when you would rather hug the person you are in love with rather than have sex with any other girl in the world. Love is also when you will jump on Oprah's couch like an alpha male and express that kind of joy on national television.

10) Q: What's happiness?
       A: Happiness is 3 things: 1)  doing what you love doing and being able to make a living from it. 2) Having an awesome group of people to share experiences with. 3) Being healthy and always pushing yourself and challenging yourself every day.


If I missed any, just repost them. I'll get to them. I'm busy on set though I'll do my best. Cheerio, TC XOXO
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#29
olio

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Tom I was just wondering if you and Val Kilmer boned on the set of Top Gun and if so was he as good as I would anticipate? (A dynamo in the sack)

Question #2 did you get a boner when IceMan bit at you?
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#30
PULS3

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Tom_Cruise wrote:
1) Q: Was your character really based on that chode Rozz Jeffriez?
A: I've said it many times publically and even to Neil - MY CHARACTER IN MONGOLIA WAS NOT BASED ON ROSS JEFFRIES. It was mine and the director's invention.

2) Q: When the jerk-off in the above clip decided to prank you like that, how did you manage to keep your cool?
     A: I managed to keep my cool to the guy who squirted me from PUA training. Basically, if you want to learn to AMOG well, you must be unreactive. Hence, when he did that, I asked, WHAT WOULD MYSTERY DO (WWMD) and came to the conclusion he would be unreactive and loving.


Lol.  I use a version of WWJD  (What Would Jeffy Do? btw this motto puts me in intersting situations)

And also, why was the book in the seminar of Magnolia almost word for word with Ross Jefferies book "How to Get the Women You Desire into Bed" if it wasn't based on him? (the words on the screen matched the words in the topics in the book)

btw sry if that sounds a bit accusatory.
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