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April 17th, 2014
I wanna blow a massive load
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Maleko

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Join Date: 07/20/2007 | Posts: 242

I don't know how else to word it but im looking to increase the volume of my load so it comes out shooting like a firehose. Any real help would be appreciated? By the way I am a vegetarian and I don't weightlift so I'm interested in only natural methods. Thanks.
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Mack-E

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Have the girl stick her finger up your ass and you will Squeal Like A Pig, and cum like a rocket!! lmao


p.s you ask for a natural method, and it dosent get any more natural than that.
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Kal0051

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lol, wow, what a thread what chu talking about
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Shit.

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Join Date: 01/12/2008 | Posts: 1780

Starches I think? Don't quote me on that, that's just something I've noticed from personal experience.

i.e. noodles, pasta, bread, rice
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Imagination

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Join Date: 10/06/2007 | Posts: 515

I heard porn stars inject there balls with stuff so that they can shoot big loads, bit extreme!
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bawc

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do a google search.  eat lots of celery
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Dick Gallo

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Inject powdered bull semen into your cerebral cortex for added distance.
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Derek H

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Join Date: 07/29/2007 | Posts: 234

I heard if you drink your own cum, it goes back into the balls and creates more volume for the next time you cum.
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Jonnyjones

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Dick Gallo wrote:
Inject powdered bull semen into your cerebral cortex for added distance.

you mean Pituitary gland ....u n00b
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Souteneur

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I heard drinking a lot of water 6 hours before you release will add to the volume. I noticed a difference.
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Derek H wrote:
I heard if you drink your own cum, it goes back into the balls and creates more volume for the next time you cum.
That is disgusting.
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