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March 24th, 2017
does NIMBUS actually exist
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Stones

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So tonight I get hammered and end up going to a friend's choral recital. Big mistake, because it is boring as shit and I end up basically falling asleep. I walk home with my other friend and see the bar on the way home, so I figure I should go in. I get in and the bartender tries to bust my balls about my ID. It's expired, but I have the old one and the new paper replacement. Also asks for my student ID. He's like, "let's get on this, buddy, fix it next time you're home" and I reply "Yeah man I want to get it fixed more than you believe me I want the new picture and everything". I frame it in my mind as he's bored at work and needs something to amuse himself.

I get in and I see this girl from a coffee shop where I eat sometimes and she's super friendly. Now normally this would be awesome, but I'm not that attracted to her. I'm polite, make some convo, and tell her I should go find my friends.

I go to the next room and immediately as I get in this girl asks me for cigarettes. I shake my head no, as in "no I don't have any". She starts offering me shots of beer and I just sort of stand there making normal conversation. Her friend tells me "You're fun!" (...?? I'm not actively doing ANYTHING). She offers me half a glass of beer if I go get them cigarettes.

Me: "I see what you're trying to do here."
Girls: "But there's beer so you're okay with it."
me: "Yes"  -->drink-->

Girl: Okay (pours another glass) more beer if you come back and find cigarettes for us.
Me: ...I have cigarettes...
Girls (all gasp)
One girl says to me "You are literally surrounded by light"

And then they don't even want to take my cigarettes from me. The girl gives me beer and she's all submissive, like, "is everything okay with the beer?"

WTF is going on? Did she actually say that or did my RAS just choose to interpret that as what her words sounded like.
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PATRICK

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Stones wrote:

 "You are literally surrounded by light"

bahahahahahahahah
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Rebel24

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youre thread title fails, massively. yes, it does(i didnt read your thread)
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PillowFire

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WTF?! glitch in the matrix? HAX
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Stones

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I would just like to thank you all for your insightful comments. This thread is jam-packed with value.
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KNOX

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 Yes its a beer
check it
http://nimbusbeer.qwestoffice.net/main.htm
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Daniel

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No it doesn't.

Very similar to santa claus, just for the children to believe.
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TwoTyme

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Is it just me or does the title have nothing to do with the actual writing? Dunno could just be my RAS blocking out words again
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Stones

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re: two tyme

Quote:
One girl says to me "You are literally surrounded by light"


dictionary:nimbus
Quote:


Quote:

# A cloudy radiance said to surround a classical deity when on earth.
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 Ya, I do this every morning.



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