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September 23rd, 2014
**REJECTION HOTLINE Number** Hilarious
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FoolsMate

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After telling my "Old Reliable" FB I was finished F'ing her for good cuz she was growing tentacles and lets be friends, she said ok. Then I asked her for her hot and kinda slutty friends pnone number that I already knew was DTF me (she knew it too). She said "sure" and gave me one of the numbers listed below (the one local to my city). I was so ready to get it on with her friend at that point!!! Well it was a trap and IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.  I totally fell for it and it actually made me want to keep her around longer cuz I loved the humor in what she did to me for being such a scuzzball (secret society).!

Call one of the numbers and see for yourself! CLASSIC....

THE ORIGINAL REJECTION HOTLINE:
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
617-861-3962 (Boston)
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)
303-218-9999 (Denver)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
212-660-2245 (New York)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
Note: Scroll down for 200+ cities!

ALTERNATE VERSIONS/VOICES:
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British-voiced R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian-voiced R.H.)

SOME OF OUR OTHER STUFF:
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)
424-202-6981 (Random)
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
817-256-9693 (Breakup *****)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler - nice)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler - mean)
401-427-2989 (5 Minutes of Silence)


REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE:

ALABAMA
205-383-1788 (Birmingham)
334-541-0107 (Auburn)

ARIZONA
520-917-0480 (Tucson)
602-325-0066 (Phoenix)

ARKANSAS
501-545-4960

CALIFORNIA
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
408-513-3090 (San Jose)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
424-202-6983
661-367-2388
818-301-6845 (Los Angeles)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
916-384-0237 (Sacramento)

COLORADO
303-218-9999 (Denver)
719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs)
720-259-1388 (Denver)

CONNECTICUT
860-760-1846

DELAWARE
302-250-4049

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
202-448-8881

FLORIDA
305-503-0876 (Miami)
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-792-4079 (Tampa)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
954-880-9025 (Fort Lauderdale)

GEORGIA
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-276-3002 (Atlanta)
912-754-5588 (Savannah)

HAWAII
808-756-9701

IDAHO
208-272-9997

ILLINOIS
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
630-809-3239 (Aurora)
815-404-2580 (Crystal Lake)
847-859-7254 (Evanston)

INDIANA
317-332-0670 (Indianapolis)

KANSAS
785-875-3188
816-298-0420

KENTUCKY
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 (Louisville)

LOUISIANA
225-614-9641 (Baton Rouge)
504-208-2271 (New Orleans)

MAINE
207-376-0768

MARYLAND
301-576-1104
410-500-4687 (Baltimore)

MASSACHUSETTS
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 (Boston)
781-382-3478
781-654-2925

MICHIGAN
248-365-0018
313-915-9016 (Detroit)
734-205-0534 (Ann Arbor)

MINNESOTA
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 (Minneapolis)

MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440

MISSOURI
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
573-856-4522 (Jefferson City)
816-298-0420 (Kansas City)

MONTANA
406-371-9027

NEBRASKA
402-434-6535 (Lincoln)
402-827-9874 (Omaha)

NEVADA
702-824-9474 (Las Vegas)

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340

NEW JERSEY
201-428-2128
609-373-1072 (Princeton)
732-894-5017
908-636-2965
973-409-3011 (Newark)

NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496 (Albuquerque)

NEW YORK
212-660-2245 (New York City)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
347-689-1270
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
518-935-4012 (Albany)
646-717-8395 (New York)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
718-971-5245
845-259-2245
914-269-4245

NORTH CAROLINA
336-455-8634 (Greensboro)
704-208-1658 (Charlotte)
828-859-2905
919-674-0320 (Raleigh)

NORTH DAKOTA
701-552-9028

OHIO
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
330-342-3454 (Akron)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 (Cincinnati)
614-360-9876 (Columbus)
740-321-1277
937-396-7974 (Dayton)

OKLAHOMA
405-213-1048 (Oklahoma City)
918-649-1711 (Tulsa)

OREGON
503-207-0299

PENNSYLVANIA
215-618-1505 (Philly)
412-567-2767 (Pittsburgh)
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 (Penn State)

RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543

SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885
843-303-9675 (Charleston)
864-607-9208

SOUTH DAKOTA
605-877-3007

TENNESSEE
615-238-2005 (Nashville)
901-248-9901 (Memphis)

TEXAS
210-280-0176 (San Antonio)
214-245-0885 (Dallas)
512-651-1907 (Austin)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)

UTAH
801-820-4032

VERMONT
802-922-9007

VIRGINIA
703-945-1694
757-215-4557 (Virginia Beach)
804-335-1422 (Richmond)

WASHINGTON
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
509-481-9180 (Spokane)

WISCONSIN
414-243-1102 (Milwaukee)
608-669-9054

WYOMING
307-462-2022

OUR OTHER NUMBERS
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler ~ odd)
424-202-6981 (Frustration Hotline 3)
561-228-6003 (West Palm Beach)
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler ~ nice)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline 1)
817-256-9693 (Breakup *****)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian R.H.)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)

AUSTRALIA
61-2-4013-4039 Newcastle
61-2-4203-2019 Wollongong
61-2-6108-4322 Canberra
61-2-9037-2708 Sydney
61-3-6349-1217 Launceston
61-3-9001-6656 Melbourne
61-7-3123-4475 Brisbane
61-8-6365-4412 Perth
61-8-7123-2317 Adelaide
61-8-8986-7034 Darwin

CANADA
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
403-775-9982 (Calgary)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
519-488-2355 (London)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
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kissIt Really is Endless!!!  broken heart
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                          - You are not your mind. Your mind is a tool. Don't be a tool. - zo
                       
                         
"Guys who are insecure will constantly dispute points whenever they see the opening. They view
......................    is at  an opportunity to demonstrate their value...... They CANNOT RESIST the temptation".  
......................................................................................
Tyler Durden

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Papa

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 5394

I gave one of these phone numbers out to a girl in Chicago once.
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Hokie

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LOL quiet the bit of research you did.

I remember my first girlfriend told me she was very very very tempted on giving me one of these numbers the first time i met her cause i was such a dick.
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FoolsMate

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Hokie wrote:
LOL quiet the bit of research you did.


Fuck no!!!!!!! Cut and past baby!!!!!! There is a Facebook group for it and I just happen to find it!
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kissIt Really is Endless!!!  broken heart
                      idea
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                          - You are not your mind. Your mind is a tool. Don't be a tool. - zo
                       
                         
"Guys who are insecure will constantly dispute points whenever they see the opening. They view
......................    is at  an opportunity to demonstrate their value...... They CANNOT RESIST the temptation".  
......................................................................................
Tyler Durden

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Eunoia~

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Join Date: 02/11/2008 | Posts: 1135

What kind of stuff does it say then is it an answer machine message.
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FoolsMate

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bump
FoolsMate wrote:
After telling my "Old Reliable" FB I was finished F'ing her for good cuz she was growing tentacles and lets be friends, she said ok. Then I asked her for her hot and kinda slutty friends pnone number that I already knew was DTF me (she knew it too). She said "sure" and gave me one of the numbers listed below (the one local to my city). I was so ready to get it on with her friend at that point!!! Well it was a trap and IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.  I totally fell for it and it actually made me want to keep her around longer cuz I loved the humor in what she did to me for being such a scuzzball (secret society).!

Call one of the numbers and see for yourself! CLASSIC....

THE ORIGINAL REJECTION HOTLINE:
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
617-861-3962 (Boston)
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)
303-218-9999 (Denver)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
212-660-2245 (New York)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
Note: Scroll down for 200+ cities!

ALTERNATE VERSIONS/VOICES:
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British-voiced R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian-voiced R.H.)

SOME OF OUR OTHER STUFF:
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)
424-202-6981 (Random)
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
817-256-9693 (Breakup *****)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler - nice)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler - mean)
401-427-2989 (5 Minutes of Silence)


REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE:

ALABAMA
205-383-1788 (Birmingham)
334-541-0107 (Auburn)

ARIZONA
520-917-0480 (Tucson)
602-325-0066 (Phoenix)

ARKANSAS
501-545-4960

CALIFORNIA
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
408-513-3090 (San Jose)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
424-202-6983
661-367-2388
818-301-6845 (Los Angeles)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
916-384-0237 (Sacramento)

COLORADO
303-218-9999 (Denver)
719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs)
720-259-1388 (Denver)

CONNECTICUT
860-760-1846

DELAWARE
302-250-4049

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
202-448-8881

FLORIDA
305-503-0876 (Miami)
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-792-4079 (Tampa)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
954-880-9025 (Fort Lauderdale)

GEORGIA
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-276-3002 (Atlanta)
912-754-5588 (Savannah)

HAWAII
808-756-9701

IDAHO
208-272-9997

ILLINOIS
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
630-809-3239 (Aurora)
815-404-2580 (Crystal Lake)
847-859-7254 (Evanston)

INDIANA
317-332-0670 (Indianapolis)

KANSAS
785-875-3188
816-298-0420

KENTUCKY
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 (Louisville)

LOUISIANA
225-614-9641 (Baton Rouge)
504-208-2271 (New Orleans)

MAINE
207-376-0768

MARYLAND
301-576-1104
410-500-4687 (Baltimore)

MASSACHUSETTS
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 (Boston)
781-382-3478
781-654-2925

MICHIGAN
248-365-0018
313-915-9016 (Detroit)
734-205-0534 (Ann Arbor)

MINNESOTA
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 (Minneapolis)

MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440

MISSOURI
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
573-856-4522 (Jefferson City)
816-298-0420 (Kansas City)

MONTANA
406-371-9027

NEBRASKA
402-434-6535 (Lincoln)
402-827-9874 (Omaha)

NEVADA
702-824-9474 (Las Vegas)

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340

NEW JERSEY
201-428-2128
609-373-1072 (Princeton)
732-894-5017
908-636-2965
973-409-3011 (Newark)

NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496 (Albuquerque)

NEW YORK
212-660-2245 (New York City)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
347-689-1270
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
518-935-4012 (Albany)
646-717-8395 (New York)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
718-971-5245
845-259-2245
914-269-4245

NORTH CAROLINA
336-455-8634 (Greensboro)
704-208-1658 (Charlotte)
828-859-2905
919-674-0320 (Raleigh)

NORTH DAKOTA
701-552-9028

OHIO
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
330-342-3454 (Akron)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 (Cincinnati)
614-360-9876 (Columbus)
740-321-1277
937-396-7974 (Dayton)

OKLAHOMA
405-213-1048 (Oklahoma City)
918-649-1711 (Tulsa)

OREGON
503-207-0299

PENNSYLVANIA
215-618-1505 (Philly)
412-567-2767 (Pittsburgh)
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 (Penn State)

RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543

SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885
843-303-9675 (Charleston)
864-607-9208

SOUTH DAKOTA
605-877-3007

TENNESSEE
615-238-2005 (Nashville)
901-248-9901 (Memphis)

TEXAS
210-280-0176 (San Antonio)
214-245-0885 (Dallas)
512-651-1907 (Austin)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)

UTAH
801-820-4032

VERMONT
802-922-9007

VIRGINIA
703-945-1694
757-215-4557 (Virginia Beach)
804-335-1422 (Richmond)

WASHINGTON
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
509-481-9180 (Spokane)

WISCONSIN
414-243-1102 (Milwaukee)
608-669-9054

WYOMING
307-462-2022

OUR OTHER NUMBERS
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler ~ odd)
424-202-6981 (Frustration Hotline 3)
561-228-6003 (West Palm Beach)
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler ~ nice)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline 1)
817-256-9693 (Breakup *****)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian R.H.)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)

AUSTRALIA
61-2-4013-4039 Newcastle
61-2-4203-2019 Wollongong
61-2-6108-4322 Canberra
61-2-9037-2708 Sydney
61-3-6349-1217 Launceston
61-3-9001-6656 Melbourne
61-7-3123-4475 Brisbane
61-8-6365-4412 Perth
61-8-7123-2317 Adelaide
61-8-8986-7034 Darwin

CANADA
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
403-775-9982 (Calgary)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
519-488-2355 (London)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
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kissIt Really is Endless!!!  broken heart
                      idea
----------------

                          - You are not your mind. Your mind is a tool. Don't be a tool. - zo
                       
                         
"Guys who are insecure will constantly dispute points whenever they see the opening. They view
......................    is at  an opportunity to demonstrate their value...... They CANNOT RESIST the temptation".  
......................................................................................
Tyler Durden

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natlex

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I wonder if theirs any of these for Canada!
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"Please enter your pin and press the # key"

DAMMIT, I GOT REJECTED BY THE REJECTION HOTLINE!!!
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 BUMP, in memory of FoolsMate.  Great thread.
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The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything
at the same time, the ones who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing, but
burn, burn, burn,
like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding
like spiders ac r o s s the stars.

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