THE FORUMS

Always gotta stay positive!  It was funny because even though it sounds like I had a super shitty night, I actually had a fucking blast! haha and I lose shit like its my fucking job so basically just add the debit card and hoodie to a very long list!  On with the fun..

FR: Feb 17 Tesco Short Day Game

Aight fellas just a short rundown of a few openers I did yesterday at Tesco.  Unfortunately there were literally no cute girls there, but for the sake of practice I did four openers while choding around shopping.  On a side note a did purchase Bad Boys 2 which has got to be one of my favorite movies ever.  I also discovered that listening to a combination of TI and Neyo in the car and singing along gets me into an awesome state! 

So first I see this group of girls probably like 16-17 years old wearing crispy cream doughnut hats!  I immediately think thats awesome.  Crispy creams are awesome and so r hats, so its just logical that a crispy cream hat is going to b awesome as well.  So I just roll up in a super gnarly california voice "Cool hats duuuddeess" hah they crack up immediately and so do I.  Clearly not hollering at these 17 year olds but it was fun.

Second is this chick smelling the shit out of these air fresheners.   Like u would've thought she was niffing cocaine the way she was going after these things! Prob like 27-28 sorta kinda woerd cute I suppose.  I roll by pretty goofy and sarcastic and kinda laughing like "haha which one smells the best?:)" with a huge grin.  She immediately laughs and holds one and says this one.  Could've def followed up on that and chatted her up, but that was not my mission.  Just solid opening. 

Third is these two chicks walking down the men's body wash aisle.  I had decided to purchase on of those fluffy things that u put body wash on and it lathers up.  I guess there are called puff or sumthin fuck if I know.  As they are walking by tossing the puff in the air I say "U know they really should make a more manly version of these, I feel like such a girl using them sometimes:)"  Shock, awe, and immediate laughter.  Nice.  Once again these chicks are wack but gotta practice with whatever is available.

Last open in this girl that works there.  Semi-cute.  She's pushing this huge cage thing with all sorts of kids toys on it.  As she walks by I just blurt out with a huge smile "u gotta be careful with that bad boy, u could run someone right over:)"  She giggles accrodingly and I proceed to check out her butt after she walks by haha.  It was OK. Not as firm and shapely as I would prefer.  Could've been the Tesco pants doing it injutice though haha.

Can't wait for this weekend for some Day game at Ghunwarf Quays where there is sure to b some hotties:)

FR: Friday February 20, 2009

Aight fellas lots to write about this weekend so stick with me. Friday night drove down to southampton to meet up with J and the rest of the crew. Got lost as hell and had to stop at 2 gas stations for directions. Lovely. Met J at his place and then met up with Sdot and Kill at a local bar to chat and grab a drink before hitting Kinki at the Cube. I only know these guys by their real names so I just made up these aliases. These dudes are all cool as hell so I'm pumped about the night. J has great positive and energy and is super social. Money. Sdot is super chill and has great convo skills. Kill is also very chill and has an underlying dominant vibe.

As we're rolling up to the cube, I see a 3 set outside dressed up in sports gear so I roll in. “Yo the line is too long , you have to get us into VIP!” Shock and awe followed by the standard “are you American?” Me -“No, I’m a whale harpooner from Antarctica, and I also specialize in polar bear hunting.” Haha they crack up and I escalate on cute HB7 touching her hair and face and commenting on her crater size dimples. OK fun warmup set, let’s get into the club. Chat with ug in line and she may have the worst personality ever.

Roll in and do another quick set with HBphoto who proceeds to take pictures of J and I. Cool chick. I do 2 more warm up sets one blows out and one hooks with some normal chatter. My goal for the night is to run at least 10 sets and go for at least 2 make outs.

I’m about 4 sets deep at this point and feeling pretty good. I grab a beer and then roll into a seated 3 set. These three chicks are all on one love seat size sofa, and they look absolutely ridiculous! I roll in hard basically explaining 2 them how absurd they look! Haha they hook and I basically just vibe out with them until I realize I have no legitimate interest in any of them, and tell them I’ll catch up with them later. I have EXTREME set ADD. I know you guys are all big advocates of burning sets to the ground, but I would say that only about 25% of my sets actually hold my interest so its kinda futile.

I proceed to approach 6 seated sets total, which is a solid breakthrough for me since seated sets have been something that kinda intimidated me in the past. Noteworthy seated sets. Huge 6 set I open and run with J. Three guys they knew attempted to AMOG us, but I befriended the guys while J moved into comfort and ISO with his girl. Quick note about J and Sdot. Both of these dudes are great at getting into ISO and building comfort. I tend to be a pure attraction retard and forget about comfort a lot of the time. Kill is like a more chill version of me, and has a very calming presence in set. Anyhow, I end up getting caught up chatting with these dudes like a fag, and eventually eject to the bar.

Next, I run a seated 2 set by myself with an HB7 and HB8.5. We’ll call HB8.5 HBem These chicks are super cool and hook really hard. Really good vibing and I get attraction and build some comfort with HB8.5, who I would later get a strong make out with Chill with them for about 10-15 and then open up a 4 set by the bar that doesn’t really hook that well. Bigger sets are so much easier when you’ve got a wing rolling in like 30 seconds later!

Down stairs with Sdot and Kill for shots and glory. I open HB4heart and HBace. These chicks are there for a birthday party, and are all dressed up as characters from Alice in Wonderland. Basically they look fucking retarded but HB4heart is sexy prolly HB8, so I vibe hard with them and kino HB4heart. Cool part about this set is that about every 30 seconds another HB of the birthday party shows up so they intro me every time, and it ends up being like a 5 or 6 set. Awesome. J joins me for a bit and then I tell them we’re gonna catch up with them on the dance floor.

Roll out to the patio and J and Kill dive right into a Hotttt one set. Good work boys I was gonna roll in hard, but u beat me to it! Sdot and I go inside and run a seated mixed 4 set. One dude ends up being from Boston, so we talk sports and how Boston is the most spoiled sports town possibly of all time. 2 Sox series, 3 Pats Superbowls, and 1 Celtics NBA title, and a partridge and a pear tree in the last 6 years. Unreal. Set goes well and then we roll back out to the patio. Sdot is like yo J is in strong comfort over in the corner. I look over and this fool is in full makeout glory. Me-“um yeah Sdot I would say that he’s in comfort as well!” haha.

I open seated 4 set on the couches upstairs and Sdot rolls in about 20 seconds later. This set goes really well and then all of the sudden J and Kill roll in2 set, and we are all in ISO in about 30 seconds. Unfortunately J and myself got the short end of the stick on this one! J’s girl may have been a professional rugby player, and I was considering asking mine if she would play linebacker for my terrible Cincinnati Bengals. Sdot and Kill both have real cute HB’s, so we chill and keep the buff duo occupied. Sdot is in deep ISO and shoulda gone for the K-close. Kill’s girl is feisty, but he’s doing well. Haha these guys are awesome because at one point something happens, and they decide to switch girls! This was hilarious to watch! At this point I was like aight noone is really escalating so I decide to leave my future Pro Bowl HB and head to the bar with J.

J and I start gaming the bartenders who are appropriately named KIT and Kat haha, and they are loving it. I tell them I’ll take over the bartending duties and they can hit the dancefloor haha J facebook closes and we roll back downstairs.

I run a sexy HB8 solo set by myself and number close. Would’ve escalated harder, but she is sober driver and about to take her crew home. Cool. Then go super direct on a solo HB8.5 and she is immediately love struck. Then like an enormous fag, I tell her we are going to meet on the dance floor later. I swear to God I wish I had a little midget with an enormous stun gun that could follow me around and shock the fuck out of me every single time I do some gay shit like this. I should’ve gone immediate make out, dance floor hard escalate, then pull. ADD idiot.

I roll to the middle floor with Kill’s natural friend and we hit a cool 4 set. We end up hanging with these chicks 4 a long ass time and taking a bunch of pictures. I’m finding that I’m gaming HB’s way less these days, and just vibing and escalating physically. J later facebook closed one of these HB’s so we should be able to hang with them next weekend.

I go downstairs by myself and go mega direct on HB8. She’s down. I go for instant makeout. No dice. Use my double cheek k-close. No dice haha. She’s into me, but clearly not down for making out with drunk American she just met in the middle of the club. O well J rolls out of the dancefloor and we run into the Alice and Wonderland crew again. I grab HB4heart and tell her we’re rolling upstairs. Smile hang grab we’re out. I roll upstairs with her and then suddenly realize I don’t even have any place to pull this chick. Not to mention she knows every mother fucker in this club, so every 5.2 seconds someone rolls by and gives her a hug and chats her up. I’m getting obstacles wearing ninja masks just falling out of the ceiling throwing 7 different kinds of smoke at me! Haha I decide it will have to wait and go find the rest of the crew.

The place is closing and J and I roll outside. I run into HBem from earlier and instant make out of glory. Nice. Chalk one up for the good guys! She number closes me and they roll.

J and I hitch a cab and roll back to his place. Great night with the Southampton crew. We’re gonna get into some wild shit in the months to come. Did approximately 15 sets, went for 2 makeouts and got one. Not sure how we managed to not pull haha.

Things I noticed:

I always forget about comfort.
Too much Woo! Not enough Intent.
Most sets will hook if you plow, they won’t all hook immediately
I have to number close or FB more frequently
I have to be more chill once I’m in set

FR: Tuesday, February 24:

Tuesday nights are wild as hell in Southampton! Met up with J, Sven, and Ossoi at Buddha Lounge downtown. I do a couple warm up approaches outside the venue while waiting for Ossoi. Haha semi blow outs, but I’m getting to the point where blow outs get me more in state, so they worked quite well.

We roll in and the place is fucking packed! Say whattup to the first girl I see as usual and then do a quick scope of the venue. Almost a little too loud and crowded, but we can make this work:) Tonight actually ended up being a huge break through for me because I did not have one sip of alcohol!

I roll to the bar and grab a red bull and Ossoi intros me to a one set he just opened. Apparantly she doesn’t know what spring break is, so I go into a passionate monologue about Cancun, Ibiza, and various other spring break locations. This chick either can’t hear me or doesn’t have a fucking clue what I’m talking about because she gives me the funniest look ever. Haha Ossoi opens another 2 set with the spring break opener. This is a very awesome topic for me because I love spring break. I ramble about tequila, naked people, clubs the size of football stadiums, and other random spring break awesomeness and debauchery. Cool chicks.

J starts hitting on Ossoi’s sister by accident which is fucking hilarious.

Roll to the other side of the bar and I see a 4 set dancing, dressed up like slutty army soldiers or some shit. Cool. Roll in hard like what in the hell are u guys dressed up as. HBArmy is cute as hell so we start vibing and I release the CLAW and it’s super on. Now, one thing that I learned tonight is that being sober and in state puts your game on hyper drive. I was literally in full embrace with every single chick I talked to all night which was prolly like 10-15. Ossoi is a gangster wing and rolls in and we’re crushing these girls. 3 set turns into a 5 set and we almost have a little too much on our hands:) I just keep ramping up the kino on HBarmy. Full embrace, dancing, whispering in her ear, touching her hair and face. Super on. I number close super early and we establish they r going to Junk afterwards as we had already planned to do. Perfect. I have to piss like a race horse, so I do my normal both cheek kiss close and then plant one on her lips. Lovely:)

I go super direct on HB8.5, but it just doesn’t quite hook hard enough. I plow like normal and it goes ok

We roll around venue and end up running into HB4heart and HBfiesty from last Friday night. These chicks both have boyfriends supposedly, but they sure don’t act like it around Ossoi and I. I ramp kino hard on HB4hearts and U can tell she’s thinking damn I can’t believe how aggressive this dude is. Haha I guess Friday night I told them I was a stripper and that’s why I moved to the UK haha. Less shots this Friday:)HBfiesty has high school girl socks on so I comment how scandalous they look and she does this sexy little butt drop to the floor thing. I spin her thinking good God I would fuck the shit out of you. Vibe out with them for a minute and move on.

We open a couple more inconsequential sets and then decide its time to bounce to Junk. We grab the Army girls and bounce. Fuck around with them hard on the way to Junk. Just standard teasing and push pull shit. Get to Junk and wait in line. Sven and I open a set in line and the chicks are atleast ½ retarded. Pretty cute though.

Inside we chill with Army girls for a few. If I didn’t have to work at 8am HBarmy would’ve been a pull, but gots to make that money:) I do about 8 approaches here. Couple blow outs but mostly very successful. End up number closing a cute chick with HUGE cans who is dressed up as a Hooters girl. Very nice. I end up rolling out about 1:30. 2 # closes and 1 K-close.

Things I noticed:

-2 redbulls and no alcohol and I still had a blast
-It’s unbelievable how receptive chicks are to immediate hard kino when u r congruent
-I HAVE to get my game to the next level, which is the TURBOS. I am deadly effective with HBs up to 8, but then after that I am inconsistent. Gotta work on it. Tonight I will approach every turbo in venue with aggressive Kino and plow to no end. I don’t give a fuck if I get blown out by every turbo in Southampton!
-It is vital that u are able to ramble and just talk and plow for like 3-4 minutes initially. I used to always worry about awkward silences. Now I just say the first retarded shit that pops into my head. It’s hilarious. Statements, Statements, Statements!!!!

I am keeping an official log documenting every night I go out, how many approaches, kiss closes, # closes, and lays. This way I can meet my goals, and keep track of my progress.

FR: Thursday February, 19:

Quick field report here fellas since the attended venues were basically dead. I met up with J at Sobar in Southampton. The venue is literally dead (as in there were actually 7 people there, none having vaginas). We decide to roll up the street to Clowns bar. Almost just as dead. Damn.

J opens Hbsmiley next to him at the bar and chats to her for a few minutes. J is a great guy and a good PUA, but he is wayyyy 2 high energy. Classic Dancing monkey. I was in a super chill mode and was absolutely exhausted so I just kicked it. The HBsmiley is there with 2 friends so we go over and sit at the table with them and chat for a while. My vibing has gone through the roof in the past 3 weeks so I’m chilling and vibing hard with HBegypt. This chick is pretty cool, but not really that hott, so this is just str8 up practice. J is chatting with the other 2 girls, but he is jumping around and literally can’t sit fucking still. He is so excited and energetic that he can’t speak clearly. Damn, since he’s my boy this is kinda hard to watch. We chill for another minute and then roll back down to SoBar.

We meet up with Tizz and Tash from Friday before and meet a bunch of their friends. Pretty cool girls. We get into Sobar and I vibe with Tizz and one of her fiends for a while. Take a couple pics and then roll into 2 set with J, HBtiger, and HBclown. Vibe out with HBtiger for a while but don’t escalate and really generate much attraction. The funny thing was I knew exactly what I was doing, and during the interaction I knew exactly what I could’ve done to make it work. I was literally just so tired I didn’t go with it, and really just didn’t give a fuck. J vibes with his girl for a while and then they eject. J is shocked they ejected and asks me why they rolled. I kinda laughed and explained to him exactly why. We weren’t having fun, wayyy too logical, and weren’t escalating the interaction at all. You have to raise the stakes. A chick isn’t gonna sit there and vibe with u all fucking night.

At this point I’m beat and have to work at 8am, so I’m pretty much ready to roll. We do one more set with HBjasmine and some other chick I can’t remember. Laser eye and some kino on HBjasmine and she’s pretty into me. I’m about to fall asleep standing up so I eject and head to the car.

Although this wasn’t an awesome night and I wasn’t really on my game, I still learned a TON. Just like Tim says, “U learn just as much on your bad nights as you do on your good nights.” It was also very cool how I could see exactly what we were doing incorrectly in our interactions. Wow.

Things I noticed:

-my vibing is Really solid now
-my “chill” game is starting to come through
-for fuck sake don’t b a dancing monkey, U have 2 be “dangerous” and push the interaction