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#81
zatotheck

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Join Date: 09/12/2008 | Posts: 143

PaintByNumbers wrote:
This one is actually pretty funny.

I was very new (and I still am) to the pickup scene and I was at my roommates frat party trying to pull some chicks.  I opened a few with mixed results but really had my eye on this short latina, probably like a HB8.  Well, luckily her rather unattractive friend opens me (turns out we went to high school together.)  Anyway, so I play it cool and chat for a few minutes and exit the set on a high note. 

So I'm still making my way around the party, trying to keep a high energy and also keeping an eye out to re-open HBLatina and later in the night a get a chance.  Long story short, we talk for a while as the party is dwindling down - turns out she goes to UT (like 30 minutes from where I went to school) and is in town visiting with her friend.  So I play it cool, number close, give her a hug and be on my way.

Well, later on that week she facebooks me and says, "I'll be in town this weekend.  I better see your ass :P" or something like that, so I'm feeling pretty good at this point.

So I text a little with her through the week (I stupidly didn't make definite plans with her, but apparently I still hadn't fucked it up YET) and when the weekend rolls around I'm choding around my apartment with some buddies and I get a call from her - but her friends the one on the other side and she says, "Hey HBLatina is in town this weekend, she's really drunk and she says she really wants to hang with you" so I (of course) tell them to come over.  Well, when she gets there she's all drunk and physically escalating ME,  and of course I'm into this.  I should have just taken her in the other room and fucked her right there but the chode in me apparently thought she was more than just a fuck buddy.  Long story short, she ends up falling asleep on my couch.

Wait.  THIS ISN'T THE WORST PART.

So, I decide (being the knight in shining armor that I am) that I'll wake her up and let her sleep in my bed and I will sleep on the couch.  So I wake her up and start leading her into my room and when we get there, she sits on my bed and starts to pull my hand down to come with her and I mutter this unforgettable phrase:

"No. You're too drunk, you should just go to sleep."

Then, I proceed back to couch and go to sleep.  The next day, the girls leave and I try and text her a little to get things going about but she must have sinced my chodey-ness and not wanted any part of it after that.

I'd like to see someone top that.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sheesh bro....You really played that one well. My experience with a girl was sort of similar if you read my post. I thought we were going to be much more than just FBs so when she pretty much asked me to have sex with her I didn't.  I've definitly learned my lesson though. Hopefully you have too.
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#82
Cornerlurker

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Dude if she fell asleep on your couch and was really drunk then I don't think that was bad at all.
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#83
Synyster

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Davey Train wrote:
Ahh this almost disgusts me but i gotta say it. This was back about 4 years ago when i was 18. A girl who i had been dating for about 2 months, I saw her just about every day and i didnt get laid, purely cuz i didnt escalate, i didnt kiss her until the 4th or 5th time seeing her, yuck! Anyways when i was starting to feel jealous,  meaning the end was near, one day i texted her and she didnt respond. So i did the stupid thing and kept on texting her, like 15 more texts. Turns out that her 2 way was on silent! Yea shit went downhill from there. I bought her flowers and left her a note trying to apologize and confess my love for her. How i still wanted to be her friend if i could. God i was a bitch! Yea but that was my chodiest moment.

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 I met a girl at one of my friends 16th party. I was such a chode back then its funny. We danced all night and I remember asking her out to homecoming but she declined because she was already invited. I was so that she kissed me on the cheek one night and all I could manage was a kiss on the cheek back. Hahaha I know right? I got my heart broken later that year. Horrible, it was mostly me because I was a total and since I didn't have any experience with women, I had that neediness obsessiveness with the girl. It was bad, like I would talk on the phone for hours with this girl and I coulda sworn I was in "love". I never made the move to kiss her or anything thats how scared I was of being rejected. My ego wouldn't take failure.I remember her telling me how she was dating someone else and she just wanted to be friends. I cried like a little bitch. It took me months to get over it and everytime I saw her with him I had this incredible anger that built up inside of me. Now that I think about it I kinda laugh about how much of a loser I was.

However, she and I keep in touch and shit, my friend says she secretly loves me cause she is asking him when I'm coming home, but whatever cause I BANGED her best friend in my car b4 I left for the Marine Corps. hahaha BIATCH! I do like the girl though shes pretty cool.
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#84

PaintByNumbers

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Join Date: 08/20/2009 | Posts: 45

XerxessexreX wrote:
Dude if she fell asleep on your couch and was really drunk then I don't think that was bad at all.
Well, I suppose I should have explained this earlier.  When they got to my place, she was very coherent and not nearly as drunk as her friend made her out to be (I think her friend was trying to make an excuse as to why she might fuck around with me later).  So it wasn't like she was passing out drunk, it was late in the night and she was legitimately going to sleep.  That was my rationale to myself originally as well, but she definitely knew exactly what was going on. 
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#85

PaintByNumbers

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zatotheck wrote:

PaintByNumbers wrote:
This one is actually pretty funny.

I was very new (and I still am) to the pickup scene and I was at my roommates frat party trying to pull some chicks.  I opened a few with mixed results but really had my eye on this short latina, probably like a HB8.  Well, luckily her rather unattractive friend opens me (turns out we went to high school together.)  Anyway, so I play it cool and chat for a few minutes and exit the set on a high note. 

So I'm still making my way around the party, trying to keep a high energy and also keeping an eye out to re-open HBLatina and later in the night a get a chance.  Long story short, we talk for a while as the party is dwindling down - turns out she goes to UT (like 30 minutes from where I went to school) and is in town visiting with her friend.  So I play it cool, number close, give her a hug and be on my way.

Well, later on that week she facebooks me and says, "I'll be in town this weekend.  I better see your ass :P" or something like that, so I'm feeling pretty good at this point.

So I text a little with her through the week (I stupidly didn't make definite plans with her, but apparently I still hadn't fucked it up YET) and when the weekend rolls around I'm choding around my apartment with some buddies and I get a call from her - but her friends the one on the other side and she says, "Hey HBLatina is in town this weekend, she's really drunk and she says she really wants to hang with you" so I (of course) tell them to come over.  Well, when she gets there she's all drunk and physically escalating ME,  and of course I'm into this.  I should have just taken her in the other room and fucked her right there but the chode in me apparently thought she was more than just a fuck buddy.  Long story short, she ends up falling asleep on my couch.

Wait.  THIS ISN'T THE WORST PART.

So, I decide (being the knight in shining armor that I am) that I'll wake her up and let her sleep in my bed and I will sleep on the couch.  So I wake her up and start leading her into my room and when we get there, she sits on my bed and starts to pull my hand down to come with her and I mutter this unforgettable phrase:

"No. You're too drunk, you should just go to sleep."

Then, I proceed back to couch and go to sleep.  The next day, the girls leave and I try and text her a little to get things going about but she must have sinced my chodey-ness and not wanted any part of it after that.

I'd like to see someone top that.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sheesh bro....You really played that one well. My experience with a girl was sort of similar if you read my post. I thought we were going to be much more than just FBs so when she pretty much asked me to have sex with her I didn't.  I've definitly learned my lesson though. Hopefully you have too.

Hah.  It's funny you should mention your post.  It reminded me of that story so I thought I'd tell everyone.
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#86
nestea

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all these chode stories are de-choding me

epic thread.
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#87
Monarch

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Join Date: 02/08/2009 | Posts: 98

I literally shut down because a girl rejected me for my friend. I didn't eat, do work, play sports, hang out with friends. And it took me six months to pull myself out of the hole. So pathetic.
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#88
Butters

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Join Date: 05/18/2009 | Posts: 66

#1
This happened about 2 years ago.

While shit-faced at a party:

me: (to my friend) hey man, i'm gonna get up off this couch and go make out with her (points to girl at same party)

friend: don't do it man. i don't think it's a good idea.

me: (feeling the initial euphoria and confidence from the alcohol) nah it's cool man, i can do this.

I get up off the couch and approach the girl and say:

Hey! I was just wondering, do you think it would be okay if I made out with you??

her: what?

me: oh. like, you don't have to, i was just wondering.

her: no thanks...

me: oh that's cool... I was just joking around (quickly walks back to friend and slumps on the couch)

friend: oh man...

me: nah it's cool. [passes out]


#2
Apologising for touching my girlfriend's breast during a session of dry sex on the couch.

"hey, sorry... your breast... your breast has flopped out."

her: oh? Oh. Okay. (laughing inside)

She got rid of me pretty quick.
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#89
LeftHand

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Me and this girl are eating at Islands

Me: This hamburger's really good

Her: Yeah I'm a carnivore, I really like meat.

Her: You know I don't have a gag reflex.

Me: Yeah I guess I'm more of an omnivore...

Phew! right over my head. It hit me square in the face the next day.
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#90
Jack Hammer

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Join Date: 01/30/2008 | Posts: 646

i got a blowjob from a transexual..... no wait.. that was after I was abducted into this cult.... lol
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