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This thread really cheers me up at late night. haha
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zoolanderr24

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Taking a girl out for a movie and being totally confident and cool up until were in the cinema and shes giving me that look to like hello kiss me put your arm around me, And me just freezing up, and we end up watching the whole movie just sitting there staring at the screen in awkward silence, While im thinking fuck  kiss her she wants it do something anything! but i did nothing.
needless to say the goodbye was pretty awkward and there has been no second date since.


oh and basically asking a hot girl out who was totally into me and then getting nervous and afraid to folow up for like the next 6 months with her giving me all the signals,
finally asked her out again after like 6 months and she was like YES i would like that very much as if trying to say hello i like you. And then fucking it up again after that.
And what hurts is she was hottt!!

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PdZ75

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BusinessTime wrote:
My friend had this insanely attractive girlfriend, she was a model.  To this day, probably the most beautiful girl I've ever talked to ever, probably the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in person.

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So embarassing man.
Damn dude! Damn! I know what you mean! You just described 3 of my most hidden college memories. Thanks in a way though, coz I buried that shit deep, and it needs to come out.
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crazyman wrote:
I was about 8 years old when a girl (sister of my best friend, 13 years old) and I were playing in my garden or whatever. She said she wanted to do something she saw in a movie. She told me to take off my pants. So I did and she grabbed my dick and started sucking it. It wasn't even hard and I had no idea what she was doing, I was just looking at her with a weird look.

- Something very disturbing from my past.


lol this is hilarous.

PillowFire wrote:
Well, just last year (I only became "enlightened" recently) we were watching Day After Tomorrow in my science class near the end of school, and this hot 11th grade girl fell asleep with her head on the desk. She sat right next to me.

I was such a sneaky MOFO, in the darkness I began gropping her ass and thighs through her jeans lightly and she didn't notice. I felt like the shit afterwards and told my friend and he just laughed.

And that's only the tip of the iceberg for me.

This is on par with the level of creepiness I use to have growing up so I can relate with this sorta behavior.  After becoming "enlightened" as you say, I began to detest my chode ways with such disgust, its kinda difficult for me to get back in touch with that "shamelessness" so to speak.

In any case, here's probably my most mentally traumatizing experience.  I once was friends with a girl in HS.  One day I come up from behind her and hug her from behind, almost fondling her in a way... in the middle of class!  I also bought her flowers but the weirdest part about this story is, I wrote her a note with the words "I need a blowjob" hidden in the wording of the note.  Word got around and I became the perverted asian kid for the next 4 years.

Aiye.. school was not a happy time for me.

BussinessTime wrote:
My friend had this insanely attractive girlfriend, she was a model. To this day, probably the most beautiful girl I've ever talked to ever, probably the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in person.

The first time she talked to me, I was in complete shock. How could a girl this beautiful actually talk to me and enjoy my company?

I actually felt extremely comfortable talking to her at first. Everything was really neutral and non-threatening. She ended up kind of "liking me," probably in a completely platonic sense, but I didn't know the difference. She would flirt with me constantly and I'd pretend to brush it off like it was normal. Inside I was freaking out. When her bf got in fights with her, he would tell me '[gf name] likes you way more than she likes me right now." Inside I was freaking out. He would tell me "My gf was joking around last night and told me she wanted to have sex with you." I was freaking the fuck out. At one point I told him 'You really got to stop telling me these things.'

They broke up. She came to visit me at my house one night. It was the first time I had hung out with her without her boyfriend/my friend around. I was of course nervous as fuck, so I started drinking heavily. She told me about this lame date she went on earlier that night and how she didn't like the guy at all. I kept trying to give her some beers that I had at my house but she refused for some reason. I kept drinking. As the night wore on and our conversation tapered off into nothingness, we began to watch Celtic Pride on cable TV. At this point in my life I had never even kissed a girl and had no idea what I was doing. I wanted to tell her I liked her, or make a move or something. This was my plan: Tell her how much I like her, then it would somehow lead to us having sex in on my bedroom's inflatable mattress. Celtic Pride was really fucking with my plan.

So I just sat there for 15 minutes trying to muster the courage to tell her how I feel. In the entire history of Celtics Pride viewers, my facial reaction was the most serious and contemplative

Eventually she sensed the prolonged awkward silence and boringness of this stupid basketball movie. She decided to leave as Damon Wades was getting kidnapped. I look at her all intensely cause my emotions are on hyper mode and I have no idea what I am doing. I'm too drunk to keep my cool, my face bursts with emotion. She goes 'What's wrong?' I say "Nothing.' She goes 'You look like you want to say something.' I shrug it off 'Nah, i'm fine.' I wasn't fine. I hug her goodbye.

I then proceed to call her up 5 minutes after she leaves. She's like "Hey what's up.' I go "umm...... Hey.............." She says "Yea?" "...Nothing, sorry. Nevermind." I hang up.

I hate myself. After a few minutes of drunken convincing I call her again, this time the message machine picks up. Perfect.

I'm pretty much in tears right now and I say something like "Hey... Listen... what I wanted to say back there...is that.... (LONG PAUSE) I... I really like you... and I think you like me too. Don't tell [ex-boyfriend's name] please... ok... I just want to make sure... ok.... bye"

Then I get way drunk, freak out and start punching holes in my wall.


Of course she calls back the next morning and I don't pick up. My head throbs endlessly. She leaves a message like '.. Umm hey.. I got your message...I really had no idea how you felt blah blah I'm sorry... but the feeling is not mutual... I know that's not what you want to hear... blah blah This is kind of.. awkward cause of [ex-bf].... call me if you want to talk about it, hope you have a good vacation, bye'

I replayed that message countless times and just cried and cried like the time my first dog died.



So embarassing man.

Hahaha... I can relate to this one too.  I have my own personal sob stories.
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I spent 2 days with a girl that I liked, at her house, all ALONE, we slept in the same bed and I didn't do anything.
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BloodmoneySWE

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when i was young this girl in school prick teased me by bending her ass over in her tight pants and pointing her finger to her and asking if she had a HOLE there.. yeah... like the pants where broken y'know.

and i just stood there and looked and did nothing. I was very introverted back then and she made fun of me.

yeah, and generally being totally introverted and death scared of others opinions for so long.
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15 years old, broke up with a girl I really liked (for a year, so did she btw) via AIM with her friend. then proceeded to brag about that to all my friends, just because I didnt think that she might actually like me (despite a all evidence proving contrary, including her saying so and actively starting relationship). I of course "loved" her for another year. At the end of the year, she actually slapped me like 5 times and cried on my shoulders for that breakup and then we went to talk to bedroom and laid there. I really did talk. For an hour. About how I love her. Well, I got really cool friend now. 
Really glad that happened btw, it made me grow as a person into someone actually likable.

another one would be being in bed, naked, with slutty hottie that was naked as well, hearing: "do whatever you want" and staying virgin next morning. go figure wtf I was thinking.
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Oh god man... there's so many =(
I guess I don't have anything of the "Alexander: Origins"  series caliber to put on here, but man, I've got some shit.  Luckily the stupidest of it was over by my junior year of high school.

Let's see... where to start.  I got a stupid 'crush' on a girl starting the beginning of high school.  Over the course of the few months, I would get into a relationship with her through talk.  Key words, TALK.  No escalation.  She even told me to be more aggressive =/ .  Anyway, eventually it 'doesn't work out' seeing as for some reason, most likely introversion, upbringing and personal concept of reality, I WOULD NOT ESCALATE.  It was hilarious, looking back on it.  Wait, that's not all.  You see, even as socially inept as I was back then, I would know enough to be confident to say a joke in a situation or two.  So in doing so, I attracted the attention of a girl who I actually was MORE attracted to than the girl I was "dating" at the time, hahaha.  I spewed out some social conditioning crap about "not on the first date"  when she asked whether I'd kissed her yet, and the girl goes "*I* wouldn't care".  lol, so I'm like thinking I've got this moral dillema, but I leave it alone.  This whole time, the thought of leading and going after it with either NEVER OCCURS, hah.  So when the 'breakup' happens, as utterly immasculating as it was, I was not blind to see that the girl I was more attracted to was there for the rebound.  Hell, as I recall, she even dressed up that day, likely as a conspiracy with the girl who dumped me to 'make up for it', haha. When I look back at it, these girls were COOL AS HELL about it.   Guess what.  DID NOT GO FOR IT.  I was too busy trying to be sad to fucking get back up and go for it, hahahaha.  

Anyway, after that, I was like fucking "sad" for a whole year afterwards.  Seriously, it was even awkward around the first girl for that entire year.  I started building up my little ego, but I did learn a FEW things from that.  Anyway, by junior year I was recuperated.  Well, more so anyway.  Junior year was full of golden opportunities.  THAT I STILL DIDNT GO FOR. Hahahaha.
Senior year I was not quite 100 percent, not even CLOSE to where I am now, but it was a quantum level above junior year, and really REALLY taught me alot about situational/core confidence when I decided (and kinda got pulled into) abandoning my social roles and thus a fair amount of social proof, thus forcing my hand to be authentic, or be "that loser who still hangs around"... at least at first.
From this and earlier in the year came even MORE opportunities, that were then much more CLEAR to me... hell I even had the blueprint to kinda help give me a feel for it.  DIDNT GO FOR IT.  HAHAHAHAHA..

In fact, I still haven't gone for it in a while here.  There have been periods where I've taken a little action and had girls going absolutely NUTS for me, and I did not follow through.  This last year has been largely sedentary, yet for some reason my communication skills and level of balls have like, TRIPLED. I just haven't really gotten out and done anything, so that's lame.  Yes, I am a 19 year old virgin.  Which is why I will answer questions on confidence, maybe human nature, but almost never on the close, unless it's obvious. I'm also getting alot better at 'critical thought', but for some reason my 'authenticity' has taken a hit... I speak my mind, but I'm not always too centered. Aiming to fix that via meditaiton and social saturation.
I should probably get around to doing that shit... I dunno, sometimes I have trouble figuring out what I want... I think people have a tendency to just come up with some crap, and maybe that's the best anyone can really do, is just come up with some crap, and trial and error until they find something that really strikes with them. 

Ugh... I've got alot to do guys.  I'm still living with a parent.  I gotta find a job, then I move to an apartment, while working out, reading and meditating regularly.  I know I should make time for girls and social life somewhere in there... hell Owen does it, and I guarantee you he's like 10 times busier than me.  Then again, I kinda want my own apartment before I start bringing girls home.   Call me overconfident, but that will be a damned issue =P  I will probably be a bit of a creeper until I hit my stride xD.  I hate the feeling that I'm just making excuses, but eh, a few more months and I'll have no significant reason to. 

Haha, but you guys wanna know an interesting side effect of my 'social strategy' throughout high school?  I was kinda the "wanderer" that Tyler was breifly sketching out in the blueprint.  I had a full blow lone wolf mentality from issues at home and in my head, so I had like ,1 freind I could trust.  Still do, in fact, nothing changes on the outside when you don't take action outside =P.  But the lone wolf mentality, while entirely unneccessary and un-fun, DID have some funny advantages.  Since I had no social ties that were really particularly binding to me by my senior year (no religion either, yays), I kinda had this sort of absurd faux 'core confidence'.  It was pretty funny to watch an entire group turn to me breifly when I entered it.  Guess I wasn't used to such things.  It's funny, sometimes I would sit in a class, relatively bored, not paying attention at all and shit, trying to 'feel out the vibe' but still kinda in my head.  So I'd wait until I sensed some kind of a lull, at least that's what I think I was doing.  I could have just been sitting there doing nothing like a weirdo and then picked an arbitrary moment to speak out.  But when I did, the whole class turned like I was about to annouce the cure for cancer. I cleared my throat and went "All right."  in full, loud, BR.   I then asked for a pen, much to the amusement and mock-dissappointment of my classmates, it was pretty funny, actually.  Me needing a pen became a running joke in that class. Anyway this bought me countless opportunities.   Due to me either not believing them, and thus not knowing they were there to act on, or rationalizing my fear into me not acting on these opportunities, I gave alot of girls the blue cunt.  Let me emphasize that.  ALOT of girls.  Not like, 7 or 8, but probably somewhere in the area of 20.  That's 20 possible opportunities I didn't even go too far on.  But yeah, looking back at that, I learn alot.
For example, a dude that is authentic and goes in fully, really IS rare.  The few times I did that, I was looked at like the GOD DAMMNED HOLY GRAIL, I shit you not.  I have girls, that 2 years after graduation, still remember that, and likely wish it would come back.   Heh.  Maybe I'm just 'remembering the good ol' days' and rationalizing that, but really, irrelevant as it is whether or not I'm 'remembered', the lesson stands;  something this SIMPLE.  This NATURAL (heh), really is a RARITY in our culture. 
The other thing I learned is that, well, the VAST MAJORITY of girls are nicer, hornier and more open than you would even SUSPECT.   Here's a good flashback.  I was just walking around the campus one day by myself, no buddies or anything, in a plain white t, listening to techno, imagining what it would be like if I was the only one there, during the early morning (peaceful in a way, not sure how healthy that was, but solitude is good when it's real solitude every once in a while, I say).  Anyway, I'm just kinda doing my thing, and this girl I know comes up, says hey, and kisses me on the cheek, then keeps walking.  That shit caught me by surprise.  It's funny looking back at it, haha.  I was like "Huh...  what.  Was that an attempt to cheer me up?  Nah, she just knows I' m a pimp deep down."  But it never really registered that maybe she was a little horny or something.  I should have HUNTED HER DOWN AND SPROUTED UNTO HER A SON and then ran away.   Haha, but for the rest of that day I was a fucking aggressive dude.  I eyefucked the shit out of this girl with her boyfreind, who at the time I was thinking had 'settled for less' since I wouldn't take action with her, though I had wanted to (poor girl, dumb me =S).  Set a sexual tone for that whole class, then spanked another girl's ass.   God dudes.   My highschool was so sexually deprived (at least rotc was, but I suspect it was pretty much everywhere) it was fucking sad.    EVERYONE was a chode.  I was actually a bit less of a chode than most people there, and I was pretty damned chode.  The chode looking for validation, the WORST CHODE OF ALL, hahahaha. 
Okay, so that tangent aside, another thing:  there's alot of girl-chodes out there.   Even the hot ones are sometimes girl-chodes.  Even the SMART hot ones are sometimes girl-chodes.  I guess that's what screening is for... I never really went for it, but in some of those cases, I could see some weirdness going down had I done so.   Heh. 

Looking back at all this, I kinda can't help but think, that despite the fact that I'm at like 'square 0' in terms of my actual situation right now (living with parent, few close freinds, no job),  I really don't think I have that far to go.  Really, it's all alot closer than anybody here could possibly think.  I'm kinda being helped by sleep deprivation in the epiphany area right now, but seriously, all you have to do is just follow the damned path.  Be aggressive, don't be all caught up in the validation game, go for what you WANT, enjoy life and the moment.
I hear hit playerish level 2 years in the game just by pushing at his limiting beliefs hard and following the path.   I really think we could use more transformation stories on these forums, just to inspire the newer folks.   Alexanders strike a cord with EVERYONE... man, that is some harsh shit, almost painful to read, I winced more than once.  Definately puts some things in perspective.  Nobody here has ANY reason not to go out and own the shit up.  Really, reading where the instructors came from, hitting bottom, nobody here has ANY reason why they couldn't at least start pulling consistantly.  I know, easier said than done, but thinking of it as easy is the right mindset, I'd say.  
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HAHAHAHAHA.... I just remembered another, more recent chodiness.  In my defense, I was fucking BAKED when this happened and had just gone through some serious shit (mom going fucking nuts on me, and I'm not talking like regular nuts, I'm talking freaking out and calling the cops on me for no reason complete with the prick boyfreind joining in when I'm being perfectly sane, then her getting critically injured when I was staying at a freinds house to kinda figure out my shit.... yeah, not a good sequence of events.  There was alot of dramatic bullshit that came of that, though it's mostly subsided by now.)

Anyway to the chodeness.  This is actually a kind of funny story.  We're shooting pool at a pool hall, and the two girls with us convice me to get some girl's number across from us.  I have not seen this girl yet, but they said if I got it they'd give me 20 bucks.  They're all like "I bet she'd SUCK YOUR DICK".  Really overselling it, it was funny.  Anyway by now the dudes are hearing this and I'm like part "I should be doing this anyway" in my head and part social pressured in both directions. I'm also baked.  So I kinda awkwardly go there, as if I'm halfway gathering courage and halfway VERY AMUSED by this chain of events like "Man this ain't shit, what are these silly fucks making this a big deal about"  I still have not seen the girl up close.  I get up there, go with my opener, and halfway realize: SHES FUCKING FAT.  Part of my brain is like "Aooohhh...." ala peter in family guy.  I had just inadvertantly become a source of entertainment.  These people, did not, in fact, have my back fully, but were quite possibly doing this to laugh at me.

Anyway, since I kinda lost motivation halfway through, of course the set bombed.  She managed to pull the boyfreind excuse, I managed to say "I'm like really high" ,haha.  And after that I felt absurdely lame.  As if what I did wasn't just the natural thing to do going into that blind.  Seriously people that girth just ruined it for me.  The people I was hanging with that night will likely look back at that night and laugh, and I will likely look back at that night knowing the joke's on them as much as me, and laugh harder.  Funny overall situation.  But I AM pretty sleep depped right now, so I could look at this glass of water next to me and laugh at it.
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hooked up with a girl to love music and then the next night at a party she ignored me the whole night and hooked up with some other chode in front of me. She then proceeded to do "the walk" right past me where she grabbed the dudes hand and lead him to some place where they would be fucking.

I went and cried and bitched  to a bunch of other girls all night telling them how hurt I was and thanks to their advice I wrote her an epic something like three page 'letter' telling her how hooking up with that chode made me feel, how special she is and how I was in love with her

as ridiculous and chody as it sounds i ended up fucking her not too long after
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