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Join Date: 01/28/2009 | Posts: 2247


Huge contrast with Friday. I went out with the intention of self-amusing and enjoying myself. Definitely did exactly that.

I meet up with Brother around 10 and start joking around. I hit up a super hot girl on the corner. Not warmed up, but feeling good. Energy is everything.

We go inside and Brother hits up two girls at a table. I get to wing the stunner, but she has a boyfriend. Again I'm not really on yet, but that's okay. I don't need anything from her. What I realize, as the interaction goes okay rather than awesome, is that she's just not used to having to hold up part of a conversation. That's okay. No need to take it personally when a girl doesn't want to jump on your dick.

Anyway, it was good. We stay with them for about 20 minutes. 

Then outside, we hit up two blonde girls and start talking shit. The charisma comes out. Brother is getting much better. They're not that hot so we let them go after a few minutes.


Next place, I hit up another cute girl. Boyfriend.

My cherish walks by and punches me in the chest.

While she's in the bathroom, I chat with another girl, then grab my cherish as she comes out. 

It's fun. She's a lot of fun. And she's in a one piece black dress and looking very hot.

I'm "on" already at this point, so I entertain her friends a little so she can "show me off" (as Cat would put it), and then bounce out with Brother.

At the time I thought of it as "getting the tourch passed to you". Being more in-state or self-amused than other people is a lot like that campfire game where you have the talking stick. Everyone just stops what they're doing and reacts to you.


Anyway, next spot we walk downstairs and I immediately walk right up to a cute girl right in front of me.


Brother wings the friend and I proceed to kill it. We roll play a bit and she starts grabbing me and feeling my stomach. Such a huge contrast between value seeking and "being value".

She tells me I have to take her number. If my cherish wasn't out, I would have had her take my dick instead ;) It's definitely on, maybe should have pushed for a quick pull here.

Then the strangest thing ever happens.

She puts in her number and calls her phone, and it's her phone, but in my phone IT'S IN THERE ALREADY AS SOMEONE ELSE'S NUMBER.


Really weird. Maybe I got a fake from some other girl who knew this girl?

Either that or the strangest coincidence ever.

Anyway, we kiss a few times and Brother and I go.

What's so amazing is that I have no doubt that if I had rolled up to this girl the night before with that "10 minute rule value leeching vibe" that I had Friday, she would have blown me off immediately.



I go meet up with my cherish again. 

Let me preface this by saying this girl I've been seeing is one of the least stiffled, least jealous, highest self-esteem girl I've ever met.

I talk to a few other girls casually, most of which I know.

My girl starts to get jealous. Fortunately I have the social acuity to see what's going on nip it in the butt quickly. 

But it was weird for me to see.

This girl does not give a fuck. At all. 

But she likes me A LOT now. More than I'd thought. I'm still shocked to see her act like that.

I like her a lot too. 

If I wasn't such a bag I'd probably lock it down. 


Anyway, I take her home early and fuck her brains out.

It's so amazing to see that these girls with brutally unforgiving exteriors in bars will fall so hard.

I guess that's why they have to be so careful.

...and I'm going to try to fuck another girl tonight. I guess that makes me a dickhead. Well, alright then. Guess that'll have to do.

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Join Date: 12/03/2010 | Posts: 2303

Cheers, dickhead!!!

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Mmmm fucking hot.

Day 3 with the hottie from last weekend. I take her out for sushi then back to my place.

Makeout, shirt off, pull to bed. It's more aggressive than last time.

I lick her clit and then she gets on top of me and gives me pornstar head.

It's just like one of those point of view porns. She looks up at me with that submissive/slutty look and makes a show of licking my cock. She's hot enough that it could a porn video.

... I mean, I'd watch it :p

I finger her more and then flip her over, put her legs on my shoulders and fuck her.

Afterwards I eat her out and make her squirm. Really hot.


We lay in bed and talk more. Complete 180 in our vibe. I swear once sex is out of the way girls become 10x cooler. I guess I probably do too.

She probably likes me about 10x more than pre sex too.


Anyway, it's all good. Guess I've got another hot girl to fuck around with now :)
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Join Date: 07/28/2010 | Posts: 482

lol way to go dickhead!

That thing with the number is weird as hell. You sure it wasn't the same girl from some night you were hammered? haha
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@kenny- she had a different name and I vaguely remember meeting the other girl. Definitely wasn't her. Super weird.
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Took your advice and started a field report. Btw thx for pointing out the girl I approached earlier girl making out with that dude, that was great! lol
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Seattle crew is back in business!

Met up with Cat around 9:30 and Utopia5 is already there (he just moved in nearby). It's pride weekend so the streets are crawling... mostly with lesbians ;) 

We head out around 10:30 and start hitting it up. I start off pretty good and get 2 numbers from some pretty damn hot girls. With the street sets though, I feel like you need a wing to hook a lot of the time. It's just too fast and disorganized for a solid number unless the friends are occupied.

Anyway, Cat and his civilian friend (Atown?) disappear into the night and I don't see them again. 

Knoxville is out but doing his own thing. The other guys come and go.

I see Utopia5 open some relatively unattractive girls and go wing. I pump my state and say some pretty funny shit. My girl likes me... I think... I mean I think Knoxville came out of nowhere at one point and made out with her, but that's beside the point hahahaha.

Anyway, Utopia5 decides to try to pull this one so I just go with it. Hold hands with my girl and we lead them toward his place.


My girl is like a 6 and his is like a 4. I'm not really sure who's winging who lol.

We get to his place and I tell him I'm not going through with it but I'll play wingman. 

We take them upstairs on the roof, get yelled at, then go down to his appartment. I start making out with my girl to start things off, then once Utopia gets going with his, I tell my girl I have to take off but to come with me for a little bit. Surprised she leaves her friend actually.

I take her out into the park and buy Utopia some time. By this time she figures her friend will be fine and just goes home, so Utopia is home free. Almost too easy... why don't hot girls ever do this?? haha


Anyway, this whole ordeal took about an hour and I've basically wasted the best part of the night (12-1). I run back to the strip and start hitting it up a little. I'm dead tired though. 

Not much else to speak of. Hooked one hot girl at the end and she seemed into it, then dropped the boyfriend thing like 15 minutes in. Fuck... 


1. Really happy to have a solid crew going again up here. Just in time for mid summer.

2. Good going through the motions on the pull, although I do feel bad for the girl haha. But hey, I've been LMR'd like 50 times so I havev a lot of karma credit in this department :P

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Epic night.

Kind of a late start. I don't make it out till 11:30 and neither do most of the other guys. I wing with Sunshine for a bit, who I haven't seen in a few weeks. Good times. Harrah and I hook this these two asian girls pretty hard but mine turns out to be married. 

A little after midnight I run into Cat again and we go hit it up.

We go to a small, crowded bar and I open a hot brunette girl with shoulder length hair. Goes pretty well from the start.


Cat wings the not-so-hot friend and we all go to the bar and get drinks. 

After starting off really well, I stall out a little bit and things slow down between us. Cat hits up the girls next to us, then comes back. We sit down with our girls and chat more.

Mine's still pretty good, and my girl is really pretty damn hot, but I'm feeling like it's not going to be on. Honestly at this point if Cat had wanted to bounce out and find other girls, I would have done it.

We talk a bit more then suggest going to Cat's place to grab a drink. As usual, the best part about having a wing is that you don't really 100% need permission from the girls to make things happen. 

Me: so let's grab a drink at your place?
Cat: yeah let's do it
Me: okay let's go


Okay this is where things get fun.

We get up to Cat's place and I still don't feel like mine is that solid. My girl won't kiss me because she ate something with garlic earlier. Cat doesn't like his girl. 

Fortunately Cat sees it differently and keeps winging like a champ.

After sitting down and talking with my girl for a bit more, she gets up and talk to Cat. Then she runs to the bathroom and USES HIS TOOTHBRUSH so she can make out with me. 


Things are looking up.... sort of.

In the mean time, I proceed to snort a shot of rum infront of her friend and give myself brain damage. I literally can't talk for a full minute. Never had this happen before. I literally feel like I ate a mouthful of wasabi.

Cat's girl sees me spew the shot all over the floor. She's clearly impressed.


Anyway, my girl comes back out and once my vision returns to normal we make out. She's still a bit timid. Cat's girl is basically mouth him.

This goes on for a few minutes and we suggest that her and I bounce to her place. It's interesting how often the pull will work when you just try it, regardless of whether it seems that solid or not. 

We bounce out and leave Cat with his girl. 

On the way, we run into some of her friends and stop to play a quick game of street pingpong. Good times.


Back to her place.

We go straight to the bed and start making out again. Shirts come off.

I'm not sure if I emphasized this (or really knew this) earlier, but this girl is mad hot. Gorgeous skinny little body. 

She starts up with the LMR. 

For some reason I'm really outcome independent right now... couldn't tell you why. I just stay amused and let it happen, never getting so attached to fucking her that I'm not having fun. 

She still seems hesitant, but we're laughing and making out.

This goes on for a few more minutes and as I'm laying on my back, I look in her eyes and take my boxers off.

This is honestly like my favorite thing in game:

I see her flip the switch in her head to "Okay, this is happening. Fuck me".

She goes down on me. Super fucking hot. 

Her: "there's no way that's going inside me" hahahahaha

I eat her out for a minute and she's ready to go. 

She's on her back and I push her knees up against her shoulders and fuck her. So hot when she whines and moans.


We're both really into it. I think I mentioned that first-time sex for me lately has often just felt like "getting it out of the way", so that it's not an issue and that we can fuck later. This was nothing like that. Just pure enjoyment of the moment.

There's really something special about a really hot girl fully giving in and letting you have your way with her the first time. Seriously. 

I turn her over and fuck her from behind and bust hard.



At this point it's 4:30 in the morning and Brother has been txting/calling me for a while. Basically our whole crew pulled and he got stuck on the hill :(

I try to explain this to my girl, but I think she thought I was just fucking with her and wanting to bang and bail. 

Unfortunately we can't find my shirt. 

So as if this situation needed to be any stranger, she goes into the closet and fishes out one of her ex-boyfriend's shirts for me to go home in. 

Her: "he probably wouldn't be too happy about me giving his shirt to someone I just hooked up with"

Guess my ex wouldn't be too happy either, since the one I lost was one she bought me. How's that for ironic?


I head over to Utopia5's place, pick Brother up and take him home. 


Me: *my name* 
Her: I thought we wouldn't talk after you bailed like a bitch
Her: did you really have to leave or are you just a dick. Clarification please.

Hahahaha I feel bad. We are hopefully hanging out again tonight.

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Cat: Giving Uglies Blue Every Weekend

Jealous homie she was gorgeous.

Let's do it again next weekend. But this time they both have to be doable.

Ps. Call her and she'll flip back to totally in love. I promise.
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