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October 23rd, 2014
jlaix

jlaix

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 8295

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I have worked as an Executive Coach with Real Social Dynamics since 2003, running programs practically every weekend for the last 10 years in over 100 cities across North America, Australia, Africa and Europe. I fucked a shit ton of HAWT BITCHES. I enjoy tacos and love. I am extremely passionate about getting my students ACTUAL RESULTS and am continually improving my program to achieve this end.
















In 2007, I released a critically acclaimed DVD program called "The Jeffy Show."

Simon & Schuster published my memoir "Get Laid or Die Trying" on March 29th, 2011.
Interests: 
Cats, Kittens, Gastronomy, Self-Actualization, Money, Leadership, Shirts and Pants, Housewares, Electronics, Quantum Physics, Literature, LARP, Fitness, Pure Love
Activities: 
Cycling, Banging Weights, Skating, Snowboarding, Fucking, Wii, Travel, Writing, Hiking, Proselytizing, Transforming People's Lives, Reading, Blowing Bomb, Being Cool, Having Ripped Fucking Abs Bitch, COFFEE, Naked Power Yoga, Reading, Sun, Singing, Buying Shit, Getting My Proverbial "Swerve" On, Psychic Liposuction, Napa
Favorite Music: 
Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, any insipid club music, Radio Disney, Eazy-E, Journey, Queen, Slayer, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Ulrich Schnauss, Lil' Wayne, The Game, Hot Chip, DIRTY HOUSE, Chimaira, Air Supply, Andre Nickatina, Foreigner, Too $hort, Chicago, Prince, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Marilyn Manson, Hendrix, Duran Duran, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, et. al...
Favorite TV Shows: 
Breaking Bad, TUF, 24, Dexter, Californication, True Blood, The Venture Brothers, Spartacus, HOUSE MD, Top Chef
Favorite Movies: 
Purple Rain, Scarface, Hedwig, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Gladiator
Favorite Books: 
Ulysses, American Psycho, Women, The Collected Works of John Keats

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#76
Loopin <3

Loopin <3

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Join Date: 08/13/2009 | Posts: 621

Not JK as in Just Kidding I don't think your awesome.

I really do think you are awesome.

Let's get some friendly competition sometime wink
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#77
Loopin <3

Loopin <3

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Join Date: 08/13/2009 | Posts: 621

JK as in Just Kidding I won't spam your wall don't worry!
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#78
Loopin <3

Loopin <3

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Join Date: 08/13/2009 | Posts: 621

Will I get nuked if I spam your wall??

MUHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, You are awesome man! JK
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#79

JuanAntonioGonzalo

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Join Date: 03/18/2009 | Posts: 4

I just got done ordering my copy of 9 Ball. 
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#80

JuanAntonioGonzalo

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Join Date: 03/18/2009 | Posts: 4

Dear Jeffy,

I live in Utah and I was reading through the June 18th 2009 issue of "In This Week" local Salt Lake City, Utah newspaper. I had been daydreaming about owning a copy of your new book "9 Ball" when to my surprise I saw a picture of a guy named Kolby Fitzgerald holding a basketball in his hands and I thought to myself, "Damn. This guy looks like he could be Jeffy's Long Lost Brother. I better contact Jeffy to see if my suspicions are true. Call me crazy but this is so uncanny. Maybe I'm so excited to read your book that everybody's starting to look like Jeffy.  Here's the online article: http://www.inthisweek.com/view.php?id=591981
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#81
Tom!

Tom!

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#82
Powerhouse

Powerhouse

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Join Date: 06/22/2009 | Posts: 1730

how do i get in on the teleconference?

on a completely different topic...i like you cat
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#83

jackbauerctu

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Join Date: 10/08/2008 | Posts: 153

 Hey Jeffy.

I'm so excited about Nine Ball that I almost peed myself a little.

Not really, but I am pretty close to it!  Can't wait.

p.s. thought you would like this story: a friend of mine was having sex, and the guy she was with felt something wet. She said 'oh, I just cum really hard'.... turns out someone had spiked her drink with a laxative that night - you fill in the blanks.

Later, much respect,
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#84
English Boy

English Boy

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Join Date: 11/02/2008 | Posts: 201

Hey jeffy. What happened to Remebrance of being's and thegoldenchild's profile? They had really good field reports but i cant seem to access them.
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#85
Im Chuck Norris

Im Chuck Norris

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Join Date: 06/10/2009 | Posts: 33

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#86

ninja08

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Join Date: 06/21/2008 | Posts: 607

Hey whats going on with the RSD underground? Singed up like a month ago.
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#87
Android

Android

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#88

E1000

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Join Date: 05/14/2009 | Posts: 68

Jeffy, when is "Nine Ball" coming out? Hope it's like "Women" on steroids.  
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#89
Organ_Donor

Organ_Donor

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Join Date: 02/01/2008 | Posts: 169

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!?!

"the irony here is that in the future, this kid will lure children much like himself when he was young, into his van.... with candy"
LOL
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#90

froggy

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Join Date: 05/06/2009 | Posts: 27

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