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jlaix

jlaix

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 8015

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I have worked as an Executive Coach with Real Social Dynamics since 2003, running programs practically every weekend for the last 10 years in over 100 cities across North America, Australia, Africa and Europe. I fucked a shit ton of HAWT BITCHES. I enjoy tacos and love. I am extremely passionate about getting my students ACTUAL RESULTS and am continually improving my program to achieve this end.
















In 2007, I released a critically acclaimed DVD program called "The Jeffy Show."

Simon & Schuster published my memoir "Get Laid or Die Trying" on March 29th, 2011.
Interests: 
Cats, Kittens, Gastronomy, Self-Actualization, Money, Leadership, Shirts and Pants, Housewares, Electronics, Quantum Physics, Literature, LARP, Fitness, Pure Love
Activities: 
Cycling, Banging Weights, Skating, Snowboarding, Fucking, Wii, Travel, Writing, Hiking, Proselytizing, Transforming People's Lives, Reading, Blowing Bomb, Being Cool, Having Ripped Fucking Abs Bitch, COFFEE, Naked Power Yoga, Reading, Sun, Singing, Buying Shit, Getting My Proverbial "Swerve" On, Psychic Liposuction, Napa
Favorite Music: 
Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, any insipid club music, Radio Disney, Eazy-E, Journey, Queen, Slayer, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Ulrich Schnauss, Lil' Wayne, The Game, Hot Chip, DIRTY HOUSE, Chimaira, Air Supply, Andre Nickatina, Foreigner, Too $hort, Chicago, Prince, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Marilyn Manson, Hendrix, Duran Duran, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, et. al...
Favorite TV Shows: 
Breaking Bad, TUF, 24, Dexter, Californication, True Blood, The Venture Brothers, Spartacus, HOUSE MD, Top Chef
Favorite Movies: 
Purple Rain, Scarface, Hedwig, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Gladiator
Favorite Books: 
Ulysses, American Psycho, Women, The Collected Works of John Keats

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#46
gruenfeld

gruenfeld

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Join Date: 09/21/2006 | Posts: 1282

Ever wonder what jeffy and papa do when they wing?


Sorry Tyler, you didn't have a chance against Papa's "quarter".
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#47
blackhat1894

blackhat1894

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Join Date: 08/17/2010 | Posts: 2

im just curious , does jeffy realy read what we post ?? or do we just hope he does ??tounge
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#48
jackson10

jackson10

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Join Date: 08/10/2010 | Posts: 107

hey man i'm really confused. i slept with this girl saturday night and we stayed up for 3 hours afterward talking and stuff just laying in bed ignoring all of her friends and her sisters friends. then in the morning she asks "did we have sex last night?"  and is acting like she doesn't remember anything. i donno what to do. she seems uncomfortable, and embaressed and worried about what her friends think. and i understand that. but, it's bizzare how she is just blowing me off.. i was thinking of calling her and doing more qualification and stuff..

just courious what to do the next morning if the girl feels slutty or judged. can't find any material
and none of the guys i go out with get laid.
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#49

tejas

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Join Date: 04/28/2009 | Posts: 5

 YO CHODEZILLA! awesome book just finished it.
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#50

Thisis4am

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Join Date: 10/01/2009 | Posts: 388

 NEWMAN IS GAY
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#51

Thisis4am

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 NEWMAN IS GAY
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NewMan

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#53
gruenfeld

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#54
EuroChode

EuroChode

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Join Date: 06/30/2010 | Posts: 20

American birds get vajazzled? I must journey to the new world to see this.
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#55

LoveHandle*

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IT'S TRUE!

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#56
BigBlackAndProud

BigBlackAndProud

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Join Date: 05/28/2010 | Posts: 11

ULTRA TRANSFORMED MOTHERFUCKER
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#57
Tom!

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#58
ArcticWolf

ArcticWolf

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Join Date: 10/06/2009 | Posts: 99

Yuh
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#59

Thisis4am

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Join Date: 10/01/2009 | Posts: 388

You believe it is not right? - Half the time there a friend...?...
Yar wrote:
I am readin the 9Ball and I must say 2 things:
1. I am waiting till I reach the moment when you are done using the routines anymore
2. You quite often depict the situation when you completely "destroy" a guy and make-out with his girl. I am positive, that if you attempted that with me, I would:
- calmly, politely, but definitely ask you to leave
- if you did not, I would physically push you out, OR take the girl and leave.
Man, you could get seriously damaged if attempted that say in Eastern Europe clubs.

I personally never approach girls with men, I just believe it is not right, AND there are plenty of girls alone.

apart from that, peace :)
Yar
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#60

Yar

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Join Date: 12/05/2006 | Posts: 11

I am readin the 9Ball and I must say 2 things:
1. I am waiting till I reach the moment when you are done using the routines anymore
2. You quite often depict the situation when you completely "destroy" a guy and make-out with his girl. I am positive, that if you attempted that with me, I would:
- calmly, politely, but definitely ask you to leave
- if you did not, I would physically push you out, OR take the girl and leave.
Man, you could get seriously damaged if attempted that say in Eastern Europe clubs.

I personally never approach girls with men, I just believe it is not right, AND there are plenty of girls alone.

apart from that, peace :)
Yar
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