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July 25th, 2014
jlaix

jlaix

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 8233

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I have worked as an Executive Coach with Real Social Dynamics since 2003, running programs practically every weekend for the last 10 years in over 100 cities across North America, Australia, Africa and Europe. I fucked a shit ton of HAWT BITCHES. I enjoy tacos and love. I am extremely passionate about getting my students ACTUAL RESULTS and am continually improving my program to achieve this end.
















In 2007, I released a critically acclaimed DVD program called "The Jeffy Show."

Simon & Schuster published my memoir "Get Laid or Die Trying" on March 29th, 2011.
Interests: 
Cats, Kittens, Gastronomy, Self-Actualization, Money, Leadership, Shirts and Pants, Housewares, Electronics, Quantum Physics, Literature, LARP, Fitness, Pure Love
Activities: 
Cycling, Banging Weights, Skating, Snowboarding, Fucking, Wii, Travel, Writing, Hiking, Proselytizing, Transforming People's Lives, Reading, Blowing Bomb, Being Cool, Having Ripped Fucking Abs Bitch, COFFEE, Naked Power Yoga, Reading, Sun, Singing, Buying Shit, Getting My Proverbial "Swerve" On, Psychic Liposuction, Napa
Favorite Music: 
Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, any insipid club music, Radio Disney, Eazy-E, Journey, Queen, Slayer, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Ulrich Schnauss, Lil' Wayne, The Game, Hot Chip, DIRTY HOUSE, Chimaira, Air Supply, Andre Nickatina, Foreigner, Too $hort, Chicago, Prince, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Marilyn Manson, Hendrix, Duran Duran, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, et. al...
Favorite TV Shows: 
Breaking Bad, TUF, 24, Dexter, Californication, True Blood, The Venture Brothers, Spartacus, HOUSE MD, Top Chef
Favorite Movies: 
Purple Rain, Scarface, Hedwig, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Gladiator
Favorite Books: 
Ulysses, American Psycho, Women, The Collected Works of John Keats

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#16
Scarlet

Scarlet

Junior Member

Join Date: 12/10/2012 | Posts: 5

 Hey Jeffy, Just wanted to say that you are my favorite instructor and I love gaming. Using your style is fun! 
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#17
Vtec

Vtec

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Join Date: 10/12/2012 | Posts: 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFSBjjAu_s0

what's the name of song at the beginning & end of this video? It's aweeesooomeeee
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#18

Slanez

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/09/2012 | Posts: 1

 Jeffy has finally taken it too far
http://www.uber-facts.com/2012/09/buzz-buzz-boom/
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#19

SebastianValmont

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Join Date: 11/28/2009 | Posts: 214

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#20

SebastianValmont

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Join Date: 11/28/2009 | Posts: 214

 Sup Jeffy, thought you might like this. It's a little half assed but whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bbCKUmBan8&list=UUobL3VNt7FeToPks_AZxNag&index=1&feature=plcp
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#21

elgat

Junior Member

Join Date: 06/08/2012 | Posts: 3

after ganked the book from the nobles kinf of cool. guy.cheknshit put nou n new shit like you dukn chode ,dode n shit haahaaqaa dude.
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#22
Icy

Icy

Senior Member

Join Date: 03/29/2012 | Posts: 188

Hey Jeff, I like the way you talk.  You speak quite eloquent.  I think your one of the coolest mofos in RSD, lata.  Matt.
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#23
Jay-

Jay-

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Join Date: 02/25/2012 | Posts: 202

 hey
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#24

dantheman95

Junior Member

Join Date: 09/04/2011 | Posts: 5

 ""Even if she did suck a cock, who fucking cares? I really
don't care about much of anything anymore. Except possibly my cats ."

THIS IS THE MENTALITY I'M GOING TO EMBODY.
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#25

dantheman95

Junior Member

Join Date: 09/04/2011 | Posts: 5

 Yo jeffy, I'm like halfway done with Nine Ball and HOLY SHIT. You're a fucking god.  You're whole embodiment of "I DONT GIVE A FUCK" is so MONEY.  You are my ROLE MODEL and Im gonna be a fucking CAVEMAN who gives 0 fucks.
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#26

Author

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Join Date: 07/02/2011 | Posts: 85

      yes
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#27
Energy18

Energy18

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Join Date: 01/17/2012 | Posts: 131

Haha that santa parade video was hilarious, u straight up picked that hottie up off her feet and start banging XD
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#28
donston

donston

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Join Date: 11/07/2011 | Posts: 40

I stole your flying bird dance move ^_^ ... it so pimp!

Thanks
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#29
THE_BEAST

THE_BEAST

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Join Date: 01/27/2010 | Posts: 32

Hey man,
Last night I went out and I only talked to 1 girl. I showed up to the club early so that i wouldnt have to wait in line and the place was fucking dead. There were like 8 guys in the club and 1 girl. She was hot so I started talking to her. 2 hours later without talking to anyone else and completly ditching my wing man I pulled. This shit was amazing. Ive never pulled the first girl ive talked to. The question I have is, will the magic ever run out or is it unlimited? How can I possibly be this original and creative forever? That seems insane that i could just come up with that much content and context just like that on the spot all the time. That shit was almost too good to be true and its kinda tripping me out. 
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#30
THE_BEAST

THE_BEAST

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Join Date: 01/27/2010 | Posts: 32

Yo its claudiu. I found my old account and reset it. BEAST MODE
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