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June 18th, 2018
jlaix

jlaix

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Join Date: 08/20/2006 | Posts: 8690

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I have worked as an Executive Coach with Real Social Dynamics since 2003, running programs practically every weekend for the last 12 years in over 100 cities across North America, Australia, Africa and Europe. I am extremely passionate about getting my students ACTUAL RESULTS and am continually improving my program to achieve this end.
















In 2007, I released a critically acclaimed DVD program called "The Jeffy Show."

Simon & Schuster published my memoir "Get Laid or Die Trying" on March 29th, 2011.

In 2014 I released my magnum opus on text and online game, "Execute the Program."
Interests: 
Cats, Kittens, Gastronomy, Self-Actualization, Money, Leadership, Shirts and Pants, Housewares, Electronics, Quantum Physics, Literature, LARP, Fitness, Pure Love
Activities: 
Cycling, Banging Weights, Skating, Snowboarding, Fucking, Wii, Travel, Writing, Hiking, Proselytizing, Transforming People's Lives, Reading, Blowing Bomb, Being Cool, Having Ripped Fucking Abs Bitch, COFFEE, Naked Power Yoga, Reading, Sun, Singing, Buying Shit, Getting My Proverbial "Swerve" On, Psychic Liposuction, Napa
Favorite Music: 
Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, any insipid club music, Radio Disney, Eazy-E, Journey, Queen, Slayer, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Ulrich Schnauss, Lil' Wayne, The Game, Hot Chip, DIRTY HOUSE, Chimaira, Air Supply, Andre Nickatina, Foreigner, Too $hort, Chicago, Prince, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Marilyn Manson, Hendrix, Duran Duran, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, et. al...
Favorite TV Shows: 
Breaking Bad, TUF, 24, Dexter, Californication, True Blood, The Venture Brothers, Spartacus, HOUSE MD, Top Chef
Favorite Movies: 
Purple Rain, Scarface, Hedwig, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Gladiator
Favorite Books: 
Ulysses, American Psycho, Women, The Collected Works of John Keats

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#1

skateboarder323232

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Join Date: 05/08/2018 | Posts: 60

i remember when I read get laid or die trying got it at borders it was fucking awesome. love that book man.
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#2

danie.jackso

Junior Member

Join Date: 07/25/2016 | Posts: 5

Hi Jeffy, bro you're the wittiest and funniest motherfucker from Rsd ! Any tips on how could I best equip my "consensual for-the-sole-purpose-of-reproduction van" ?
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#3
rando

rando

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Join Date: 11/02/2015 | Posts: 112

I took it as an omen.
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#4

thatweirdskinnyguy

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Join Date: 11/27/2015 | Posts: 8

Keep on living!
 
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#5

Tanner4796

Senior Member

Join Date: 10/31/2014 | Posts: 121

Hey Jeff,

Just wanted to stop by and say whats up. Im reading 9 Ball right now and am really enjoying it... You're a skilled writer. I'm gonna try to fly out to either Vegas or San Deigo to check out the Hot Seat, cause I don't want to miss them. Anyways, keep up the good work man!!!

Tanner,
P.S. I'm new to this forum, I've been trying to get a name change. How the hell do I do that?? Thanks
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#6
Guitarman27

Guitarman27

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Join Date: 12/16/2011 | Posts: 8

"Whatup Jeff !! (Aka Aaron Bidochka / Djmedic2008)..."

Didn't know that you made other Non-Pickup related Youtube vids :-)

Your Rc sparks and RC adventures vids are pretty damn nice!

Keep up the good work dude !! lol
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#7

RSDNAPOLEON

Junior Member

Join Date: 12/05/2014 | Posts: 3

XD
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#8

RSDNAPOLEON

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Join Date: 12/05/2014 | Posts: 3

X"D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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#9

Neocortex

Member

Join Date: 07/05/2009 | Posts: 40

Hey Jeff thanks for winging with me this past weekend in Philly. I was that guy you told me to take off my jacket because I'm not white. Lol it was a fun weekend and I hope to run into you again at some point 
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#10
RedHood

RedHood

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Join Date: 03/12/2013 | Posts: 518

Joffrey I met you in the bathroom on your last visit to LA for the Freetour. A great moment. Just thought I'd share. Also, y u no make more beastmode shirts.
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#11

IDontbreak

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Join Date: 10/09/2013 | Posts: 233

Go out u fkn looser
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#12
EpicKillypze

EpicKillypze

Member

Join Date: 10/29/2014 | Posts: 31

Boot Camp Field Report from Alex Live!
I recently attainted a boot camp with Jeff in DC. You could say I was overly motivated show how capable I was to show what a player with a low level of experience I had could really do. Never having had sex, yet armed to the teeth with theory and fiery I made it show when I introduced myself to Jeff and his crew Hunter and Alex #2 with broken rapport "A what's up kids". I even tried something indirect with Owen's girlfriend just for shits and giggles.

Day 1: V-card finally burns to ashes
    I'm not under the mind set of a chump moving up to a champ; rather, an anal-hole sliding down to an arena-hero. In other words wanted to overstep and reallocate as opposed baby stepping. Maybe the couches were turning students into monsters, but how do you handle something that's already Godzilla?
   We go to the clubs the other students and I are just chatting it up gaining as much social momentum as we could through out the night. I get to experience all kinds of setbacks, especially how my first DTF set got all molested by some "friend" who had to hug the shit out of her as well as getting crused out by some small chick because I called her out for looking like first grader with a backpack, fun times.
   Me and some of the others were out side headed to another club. I was talking to either Hunter or Alex when he pointed to a girl in further along the street and said "go", first thought was that he must have had like level 59 in RAS range for girls, second thought was going into predator mode than I executed double pointing at her and yelling "yoo" to show some intent before the approach. She and I started holding hands as I led the way where ever asking myself why didn't map out the logistics before heading out. She was a six out of ten more drunk than I was use to dealing with and obsessed over the bathroom, drugs (preferably cocaine), other random black guys on street who seemed more capable of finding an open bathroom after 3am than myself, the fact that she had a test (hopefully for rehab) later that very morning, and finally more drugs. She didn't mention wanting cocaine for the test she wanted because it was different from weed. In this story the hero fails to find any kind bathroom, do to both lack of effort and improbably of such a task, and the princess is inevitably fortified to pissing on the sidewalk, but to her defense she noted that everyone else does it by pointing at an older, larger, and stranger woman that appeared out of nowhere doing the same thing barely six feet from the same spot in front of my own eyes again before I could look in any other direction.
   Just minutes later as I was fumbling with my low battery phone trying get some GPS back to my hotel I got in order over text telling me to get her and I to my place by taxi. On the way over there I over paid $15 bucks for a one to two mile drive and a conversation about weather there would be drugs at my place or not. She flakes as I get to the hotel. Slightly relived I start walking over to debrief with Jeff and the RSD family.
     Half way down the path I met up with a seven out of ten thin college girl a little bit browner than my own olive skin pigment plus she majored in film(infinit amount of things to talk about as opposed to desk majors).,
...........................................To be cont....................................................

The rest of this field report can be found in the field reports within the forums at Nov 02

 
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#13
parabolic

parabolic

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Join Date: 04/05/2010 | Posts: 132

dude, they're closing the elbo room.
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#14
monkeybizwak

monkeybizwak

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Join Date: 05/04/2012 | Posts: 380

money.
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#15
Snorer McPhail

Snorer McPhail

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Join Date: 06/02/2014 | Posts: 102

I will also send money
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