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jlaix
 
Jeff here, back for DAY 2 of the special Jeffy Hotseat Number Two series. 

www.jeffyhotseat.com


Here’s where I’ll be in the next few months:

10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco
1/14: Sydney
1/21: Melbourne
1/28: Brisbane
2/4: Perth
2/24: Miami Winter Summit
3/10: London
3/17: Amsterdam
3/24: Oslo
3/31: Stockholm
4/14: Austin

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So as promised, I’m gonna drop my infield trailer right here- take a gander at the wonderful sounds and imagery of JEFFY HOTSEAT NUMBER TWO:



Good times. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit you're gonna see at the program. 

While we're at it here, I thought I'd take us on a little trip down memory lane with the original trailer to my first hotseat. Throwback Tuesday or something like that:



Finally, SIGN UP FOR THE *VIP INTEREST LIST* to become eligible for an awesome goodie bag of BONUSES I’ve cooked up just for those on the list…
    ➔    www.JeffyHotseat.com

1st Bonus
Nine Ball Audio Book. Hear the infamous story of one man’s nihilistic journey to the heart of sexual depravity, read by the author himself… aka ME lol. 

2nd Bonus
When you sign up for *JEFFYHOTSEAT* THROUGH THE LINKS ON THE VIP LIST, I will give you “the shirt off my back”… LITERALLY. Every VIP member who enrolls in Jeffy Hotseat Number Two will receive a special edition PANDURR shirt. Sharpen your game and look sharp at the same time!

Again, these bonuses (and more) will ONLY be available to you when you sign up through the links on the VIP List, so take a quick minute RIGHT NOW and sign up by clicking the link below:
www.jeffyhotseat.com


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jlaix
 

Yo yo yo… Jeffy here. I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome your ass to:

JEFFY HOTSEAT NUMBER TWO

www.JeffyHotseat.com

Here’s where I’ll be in the next few months:

10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco
1/14: Sydney
1/21: Melbourne
1/28: Brisbane
2/4: Perth
2/24: Miami Winter Summit
3/10: London
3/17: Amsterdam
3/24: Oslo
3/31: Stockholm
4/14: Austin


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Today’s video kicks off the series with a long clip from the 2015 RSD World Summit in Las Vegas, NV. 

In the clip, you’re going to learn how I basically TRANSFORMED INTO JESUS in order to come out of what you might call a semi-retirement in the game, and have what I can honestly call the best year of my life. 

I was a little apprehensive when Tyler approached me about doing another hotseat. I’d been obsessed with online for the past three years as research for Execute the Program, and was pretty sure my real life infield skills might be rusty. And this is RSD HOTSEAT… no mickey mouse bullshit allowed, motherfuckers gotta come correct in this. 

But to my surprise not only did I step up, I absolutely killed it and collected some of the dopest shit anyone has ever seen. 

We’re talking about everything - daygame, night game, street game, restaurants, dates, and most importantly, threesomes. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of threesomes. 

I was once a bit of an authority on threesomes due to my adventures with Chessclub, but now there’s a new Chessclub in town. Armed with the van, we are an absolute TERROR the likes of which has never been seen. 

More importantly, you will be able to replicate these results yourself by applying the system I outline in JEFFY HOTSEAT NUMBER TWO.

(official launch date: September 30 at noon EST)


Tomorrow I’ma be launching the flashy trailer with a peek at just some of the infield clips you’re going to see at my hotseat, so be sure to come back tomorrow to check that out. lol

Click on the link below to sign up for the VIP interest list and be notified IMMEDIATELY when the videos are released:
--- www.JeffyHotseat.com

If you get on the VIP list, when you enroll in Jeffy Hotseat Number Two, you’ll also get a really cool bonus package that I’ve put together for you.

The first bonus in this special “goodie bag” I’ve prepared is the audio version of my infamous book “Nine Ball: Confessions of an Angst-Ridden Maniac Who Decided to Get Laid or Die Trying.” 

I recorded this one myself in the studio, and let me tell you, it was a blast to create. Yes, some parts were a bit emotionally jarring to relive, but overall I had an awesome time reading the book aloud, going through and doing different voices for all the different characters.

If you liked reading the book, then I think you’ll find that hearing it narrated in my voice, the guy who actually wrote and lived it, gives it entirely new layers of depth and meaning. 

If you’ve never read it before, either because you never got around to it or just don’t have the time to sit down with a book, this is a great way to experience it. 

So this is one bonus package that you DON’T wanna miss. HOWEVER, you can only get this bonus when you enroll in Jeffy Hotseat Number Two via the links on *THIS LIST*

Take a minute RIGHT NOW and get on the list by clicking the link below:

    ➔    www.JeffyHotseat.com

Such a lovely week of Jeffy content coming your way. 

See you tomorrow!

www.JeffyHotseat.com

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jlaix
 
Yo yo yo motherfuckers, Jeff here back with a real quickie today. My realm is abuzz with preparation for the upcoming JEFFY HOTSEAT NUMBER TWO... check them dates:

10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco
1/14: Sydney
1/21: Melbourne
1/28: Brisbane
2/4: Perth
2/24: Miami Winter Summit
3/10: London
3/17: Amsterdam
3/24: Oslo
3/31: Stockholm
4/14: Austin




I know, I know... I already announced this on Tuesday, however since then I've thrown together a quick little teaser trailer to tide you over until the official frontpage takeover next Monday.

Please have a look... I think you will find that it's totally original and not at all influenced by Julien's trailer for SHIFT. 





So yeah, just a quick teaser lol... be sure to check in on Monday to see the actual previews. Until then, click over to www.jeffyhotseat.com and sign up for the VIP list to be eligible for the SAWEET bonus package I've thrown together for the launch. 

www.jeffyhotseat.com

I'll see you next Monday.

Cheers

-j

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jlaix
 
YO YO YO

We’re living in some very exciting times. Why, you ask? 

Because I’m about to embark on my first WORLD TOUR in five years.

That’s right, I’ve got a BRAND NEW JEFFY HOTSEAT and I’m taking this on the road, underwater, to the skies and beyond to spread the legend of love to everyone. 

Click over to www.jeffyhotseat.com and sign up for the VIP Interest List to be eligible for the Hotseat Bonuses I’ve included for those who enroll during the launch. 

www.jeffyhotseat.com


Here’s where I’ll be in the next few months:

10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco
1/14: Sydney
1/21: Melbourne
1/28: Brisbane
2/4: Perth
2/24: Miami Winter Summit
3/10: London
3/17: Amsterdam
3/24: Oslo
3/31: Stockholm
4/14: Austin


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This is the last video that I’m going to be putting up before next week’s RSDN takeover for JEFFY HOTSEAT NUMBER TWO.

The Hotseat program has always had a special place in my heart, and I’ll tell you why. 

Back in the day, when I came up in the game, cameras that could shoot infield just didn’t exist. But as soon as they began to be widely available, around 2005, we started filming our sets infield. 

The results were dramatic, and happened almost IMMEDIATELY. 

By that time, my game was already pretty damn good, but this took things to a whole other level. 

All of a sudden, blind spots that I didn’t even know I had became crystal clear. I was able to see exactly where I was fucking up in set, and what I was doing right when I was kicking ass. 

My game went from “good” to basically “effortless” in the space of a summer. 

Remarkably, when we began showing this footage at the first hotseats in 2007, we saw CLIENTS getting immediate improvements in their game as well. It was a new way of teaching.

Frankly, teaching with 1) infield footage, 2) live commentary to break it down, and 3) interactive exercises to internalize it on the spot, made the “old way” of teaching seem almost DUMB.
It’s more powerful, it’s experiential, and it produces immediate results, straight up.

After my first Hotseat Tour in 2011, I decided to take a step back to let the new guys shine for a bit. I’d had several big program launches and wanted to give the others opportunity to bring their own perspectives to the world. And they’ve all done so admirably.

But now it’s time for Uncle Jeffy to take on the role of Mr. Miyagi and come out of the tool shed to perform karate once more. 

I’ve truly put something magical together for you. And I can’t wait to show the world. 

Launch is next week, so definitely be on the lookout for that. 

Monday will feature a long clip from World Summit where I discuss the creation of this new hotseat and what motivated me to take my game to literally the sickest it’s ever been. 

Tuesday I’m dropping the trailer for the Hotseat itself, so you can wack off to the infield footage clips and decide for yourself if this is something you’d like to wack off to live with my infield breakdown, and of course see the ENTIRE PULL. 

Wednesday is the official launch where I’ll reveal to you everything you ever wanted to know about Jeffy Hotseat Number Two… and more. 

And of course, throughout the launch I’ll be revealing bonuses for those who sign up within the official launch period.

So get your ass to www.jeffyhotseat.com and get on the VIP Interest List RIGHT NOW. 

Before we get to today’s blog, I’d like to take a little trip down Memory Lane and check out one of my favorite videos from 2011, the era of the original Jeffy Hotseat: the infamous “Good Looks Monologue” where I spit in the mall. 

Check it out:



Oh, me. 



Anyway, here’s today’s clip, about USING YOUR CHOD TO GET WOMEN:


Righto then, I’ll see you next Monday, and happy gaming!

www.jeffyhotseat.com


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jlaix
 
Good day to all, Jeffy here.

Did my first bootcamp in quite some time this past weekend, here in San Francisco. It was a bit strange to be back coaching, since I've been on a fucking rampage all summer with basically no work. 

This is good for YOU long term, because it means my game is now at its fucking undisputed PEAK. 

Yes, at age 39. 

I'm back for real and about to shit all over everyone. 

Friday night, pulled a FOURSOME with my girl and two Swedish tourists to the van.

Saturday, pulled a threesome again... this time, her boyfriend called her while we were going at it in the van. "Hi... yes I'll be home soon, I love you honey" LOL

Sunday afternoon, pulled yet ANOTHER FUCKING THREESOME from daygame. All on tape.

I am basically pulling AT WILL these days. Total approaches done all weekend was maybe FIVE. 

This is why I laugh when I see motherfuckers be like "Oh if I went out for a month and edited all the footage I would look like an instructor too..."

NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 

This whole hotseat was recorded in a total time period of TWO FUCKING WEEKS, and most of the pulls were the first or second approach of the night. That's OLD MAN GAME, kids. Pay attention to this old dog you might fucking learn something. 

Hashtag Jeffy Hotseat Number Two. Coming next month.

Anyway, here's my upcoming sched:


9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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Anywhoo, lots of editing on the plate this week so just gonna leave this here:



CU Next Tuesday

EDIT: re reading this I come off like a super arrogant dickhead who thinks he's Jesus. I am, and I do, but let me reiterate that ultimately I do all of this for you, so people can really see what game is and learn from it, and ultimately go out and DO IT THEMSELVES. Like, THAT NIGHT.

I am so grateful to be in a position to present this material, and I thank you for the opportunity. My love is real, as is my forgiveness. God bless you all.

-j

EDIT2: found the tyler video i referenced in the video:



EDIT3: Here's an old one from my free tour channel which I'm consolidating into my main channel as well



cheers

-j



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jlaix
 
Hi everybody, Jeffy here with a new message. I love you.

9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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Slammed with work this week, everything is coming to fruition but it's a big time commitment. Just managed to get this video up, it's my first in glorious 4k and I underestimated the render time. Also, just to warn you the audio is a little fucked up but hopefully its not unbearable. Sorry. Thought this free tour was too good to not put out all things considered. check it



lol the man bun. Unfortunately it was lost in action at some point after the filming of this video.

RIP

Also, I'm consolidating my old free tour channel into my general one so enjoy this classic from Jeffy Free Tour:



Well that's about it for me, before I go I'd like to announce the new Dick on Fleek and Kitty on Fleek V necks are fresh in from the printers, and they look dope as fuck. 



Get yours here: http://pandurr.myshopify.com/collections/dof/products/dof-men

-j

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jlaix
 
Sup homies, Jeffy fresh off 17 days in Vegas. Not only survived, but thrived in the harsh desert environment. Had a threesome with a porn star. Gave a pretty decent speech at the end of Summit. lol. 

Time to hit the ground running back home however... lots on my plate. Here's where I be next:

8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

NORTH AMERICA (Toll Free): +1 (888) 546 7286
EUROPE: +44 (0) 2079 934 034
AUSTRALIA: +61 280 155 522
ASIA: +81345789305

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Anyways, here's a quick video for you today, on the topic of "nowhere sets." Frequently, a guy will get to a point where he can open, but then he falls into a predictable pattern of polite conversation, and the interaction fizzles out shortly thereafter. 

This is a rather common issue among guys who are what I'd call "yellow belts"... that is, not COMPLETE NOOBTARDS, but still not very experienced. 

Fortunately this is not super difficult to fix, and usually it's one of a handful of issues that are the culprit. In this video, I outline the most common reasons for the nowhere sets, so take a look and see if any of these resonate with you:



There you go. 

Anyway, as I mentioned earlier I had an epic threesome with a porn star last week... afterwards she indicated that my girl and I had "dick and on fleek," respectively. I was like "oh shit that would be a dope shirt!" 

So I called my biz partner at Pandurr, and a week later, voila:





These are unisex v-necks, so if you're a dude and you have a cat that is really cool or something, you could also wear the kitty on fleek one. 

RSD Nation readers get a special discount, this week only! Enter the code ONFLEEK at checkout for 20% off!

http://pandurr.myshopify.com/collections/dof

Cheers and I'll see you next Tuesday

-j

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jlaix
 
Hi-motherfucking-diddly neighborinos, Jeffy here with more sprinkles of mist for the night. I am here in Las Vegas, Nevada on a mission... a mission to elect Donald Trump as the next President of the United States. 

TRUMP IS PEACE

TRUMP IS FREEDOM

TRUMP IS STRENGTH


Vote Trump/Rodman 2016. Here's where I'll be next:

8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

NORTH AMERICA (Toll Free): +1 (888) 546 7286
EUROPE: +44 (0) 2079 934 034
AUSTRALIA: +61 280 155 522
ASIA: +81345789305

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Anyway, I just got up and it's time to hit the fucking campaign trail, but before I do that, I wanted to get this wonderful video up. It was recorded in San Francisco last August, but for some reason I never got around to editing it. Going through an old hard drive I discovered it and wrapped it up with a bow for your educational purposes this fine tuesday. 

It is a primer on "How To Be Cool," as related by the fictional character "Michelle," a six year old girl from the television program "Full House." 



Hopefully that sheds some light on this very important issue, and you can now go through the rest of your life being cool. And let me tell you... IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE COOL.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you next tuesday.

-j

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jlaix
 
Welcome to yet another edition of love. I'm running on fumes today since I was fleasty beasty all weekend fucking in a van. Max was also in town so the past few days were a bit taxing on the old central nervous system. Then this morning a water pipe burst in my house at 6am, so not much in the way of sleep... then Julien arrived at around 3pm for his Julien World Tour thing deal, and so of course we hiked up the hill behind my house to shoot a couple blogs for your amusement and learnings. 

Anyways, this weekend it's off to VEGAS where the beastmode desires shall continue apace. Check it out:

8/8: Las Vegas World Summit
8/15: Las Vegas World Summit
8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco



www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

NORTH AMERICA (Toll Free): +1 (888) 546 7286
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AUSTRALIA: +61 280 155 522
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So anyway, we were feeling a bit magnanimous today so we decided to dip into the old RSD mailbag and answer a few inquiries from our devoted acolytes. Observe and be transformed through the musky power of love:



So that's about it for me today, I am about to give myself over to the sweet embrace of sleep, in order to prepare my mind body and soul for the ardous journey ahead. 

Before I do that however, I'd be remiss without bringing up the amazing fashion wear of Pandurr.



In a world of shit, it's shirts. Get yours at PANDURR.COM

Enter code RSDURRNATION at checkout to receive 20% off your order... good for one week!

C U Next Tuesday

-j

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jlaix
 
Hi it's your benevolent mentor Jeffrey here today to bring you the good news. I'm here in San Francisco, and am now officially balls deep in the summer of Jeff. All I do is have threesomes in a van and light gardening. I'm on some Altered Beast type shit, and you will all reap the benefits in the coming months. Big things on the horizon that will change the game. Never thought I'd be saying that at this late stage in my career, but it is what it is. lol im jesus

Anywhoo, Vegas Summit coming up and I will be spending 18 days there this time around. Bring chapsticks and remember to hydrate. 

Here's where I'll be:

8/8: Las Vegas World Summit
8/15: Las Vegas World Summit
8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

NORTH AMERICA (Toll Free): +1 (888) 546 7286
EUROPE: +44 (0) 2079 934 034
AUSTRALIA: +61 280 155 522
ASIA: +81345789305

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So here's a little vblog I shot with Max yesterday high on the hills of San Francisco, on the topics of "beginning with the end in mind" and knowing when to let "good enough be enough."



In fairness, the guy in the examples I used has been stepping up and taking this advice to heart, and lo and behold, he got laid. So the story has a happy ending and you can too. 

That's it for me until next tuesday, when I've got something spectacular arranged for you. 

-j

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