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HOHOHO bitches, Jeffy here with a special, all inclusive, non-denominational holiday message from RSD.

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Today is a magical day for a couple of reasons. First off, it marks the beginning of my TAKEOVER of the front page of RSD Nation. For the next couple of weeks, I will be blitzing the page with some new videos and articles. Why am I doing this? Well, it is quite simple: this gives the other instructors a bit of time off to be with their loved ones during the holidays. Since I am a loser with no friends and who nobody loves this is perfect for me. SO GET READY.

Secondly, today we are kicking off the RSD Holiday Special, which is your opportunity to ensure that your new year is an utterly ridiculous carnival of sexual abundance, the kind typically only enjoyed by BILLY BADASSES.

What we're talking about here is a two-week sale on all of our DVD programs, which we are offering to you at deeply discounted rates. We're talking the ENTIRE CURRICULUM at 30-60% off. This is your chance to fill out your RSD library for a fraction of the everyday price. Invite Tim the Flawless Natural home with you for a fireside cup of eggnog. Sing ye olde time Christmas carols with Ozzie. Pretend you are Canadian with Tyler. Do something else with another guy from RSD.

Of course, there's MORE... in addition to the discounts, we are also bundling in some super rad bonuses for those who take advantage of this limited time holiday offer; bonuses that will literally catapult your savings in to the THOUSANDS of dollars. Cool shit, check it out. No point in going into everything here, click through to the main page to learn more:

www.rsdholidayspecial.com

While I'm playing Santa up in this allow me to reveal the vid of Gandi, Evil Stifler and I beasting at SantCon 2010 here in SF:



"DURRRRRRRRR"

Yeah, that's my opener.

"YOU BEAST"

Anyways, San Francisco Januaries are pretty miserable, so the entire Beastmode Gang and I decided to GTFO for the month and rent a mansion with a hot tub in Lake Tahoe. We will have a variety of very flattering women's bathing suits on hand, purchased from the real Chinese store on Mission street. Snowboarding all week, then beasting on the weekends.

Decided to throw some bootcamps up on the schedule while we are up there, hey might as well have some students along for the beastride in a winter wonderland of pussy. Specifically these bootcamps will be held on the 7-9th and 14-16th of January. We will hit up the casinos, bars as well as parties. Rock and fucking roll, Stifler knows his way around the lake quite well so we will be plugged in to the parties. We're talking the whole Beastmode crew: HERBAL FROM THE GAME, CHRISTOPHE, MINOTAUR, EVIL STIFLER, MANWHORE, ANDROID, ETC ET AL

The 16th is my 35th birthday as well, so shit is guaranteed to get super weird.

Hhhhheeeeeenywaysss. This is just the tip of the iceberg... get ready for the motherfucking real over the next couple of weeks.

Jeffy World 2011

let's enjoy life
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#1
Manwhore

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 WHOOOO!oiukljrfslk!!

I'm first nigg in!
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Second

Jeffy da new bad santa.
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boner
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thats fuckin hilarious!......i wanna go beast mode :(
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hahahahahahah

This is madness!
- Madness? This is SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahha, That Shit makes me wanna go JEFFY!

Merry xXxmas fuckers! 
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BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKERS

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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 Haha awesome. 

Which one is evil stifler? 
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This year I asked Santa to bring me a Bootcamp with Jeffy and Tyler. Now i only need the ticket to sn fco!
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Which one is evil stifler? [2]
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BigBeatBoy

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my candy just went hard...

Jeffy style, make us dream with more hilarious videos  - CUT THE CRAP !
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so your that santa?....haha...this is kinda twisted tho lol
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GaryBusey

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Did you fuck that at the end?

Hilarious video.
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YOU are KING:)
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 ruthless, LAWL! 
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maxil

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I just want to understand wtf is going on at 1:30 ??!!!! 
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Thx for the vid
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awesome vid "hey gurll u like wildlife?"
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 God help us all.

Jaffar.
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jlaix

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maxil wrote:
I just want to understand wtf is going on at 1:30 ??!!!! 
Well, it looks like a girl grinding her on a rubber horse dick thing worn by a gyrating man in a Santa costume, while another thin gentleman dressed as a present pretends to fuck her from behind. 

I think.
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BEAST

I'm inspired to go out and devour. Thanks for your lav to the fanboys Jeffy.
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Matty Mills

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What the fuck am I seeing?  This is ridiculous. 
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God I wish I never found RSD. Then I wouldn't be so FUCKING JEALOUS!!
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this is what awesomeness looks like.
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Was that some chode talking shit near the end when you completely ignored him to open that girl? Funny shit.

In b4 " I used the DURRR opener and it didnt work" posted on tehhh forumss. LOL
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1:50 - 2:15 = time to fap...
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Alexander~ wrote:
 All looks man, looks.
LOL.
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 Love the music haha.
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Exelent! Where you can buy this toys for riding girls? How it's named?(for buying on ebay) I whant do this too!
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That was the best fucking video ever posted on this website. I was laughing my ass off with christmas glee the entire time. I would fucking kill to go on bootcamp with you but for unfortunately, i really have no money... Oh well, i will enjoy the posts while you mack the bitchz for me.
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-Bang- wrote:
That was the best fucking video ever posted on this website. I was laughing my ass off with christmas glee the entire time. I would fucking kill to go on bootcamp with you but for unfortunately, i really have no money... Oh well, i will enjoy the posts while you mack the bitchz for me.

I'll defenately take one in the future. I'm thinking of fucking hitmanning for the cash. We here at RSD make shit happen
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 You inspire me.......I love you all, 

i told you Santa was a Bad Ass player
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lol, at 1:23 it looks like he's biting her face like "MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH"
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 lmfao best part of the video, Jeffy randomly yelling
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Sickkkk video.
DmA wrote:
Exelent! Where you can buy this toys for riding girls? How it's named?(for buying on ebay) I whant do this too!
The toy is an inflatable jumping horse for children by rody. Go to rodytoy.com or search it on ebay.

I've already bought one for myself but have been searching for straps everywhereeee, Jeffy how on earth did you or Evil Stif make yours?
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1. I am yelling DURRRR, not "no."

2. The ponies are rescue ponies. Yes, you could find one on the internet and purchase it however that would be nut-huggingly gay. We know where these rescue ponies are and will tame them and deliver them fully outfitted with the straps for a nominal fee. 

PM me and I will hook you up
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 hahah jefy motherfucker
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I hope someone of you will write a review: "Gets me laid on a daily basis".

http://www.amazon.com/Gymnic-Rody-Inflatable-Hopping-Horse/dp/B00005BAHT...
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jlaix wrote:
1. I am yelling DURRRR, not "no."

2. The ponies are rescue ponies. Yes, you could find one on the internet and purchase it however that would be nut-huggingly gay. We know where these rescue ponies are and will tame them and deliver them fully outfitted with the straps for a nominal fee. 

PM me and I will hook you up
Is the price still nominal if you're delivering it to England?
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