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WHAT UP. Just got done with a massive program here in San Francisco with Owen, Max and Derek, who basically had all of his fears and stereotypical beliefs about San Francisco confirmed... he asked what he called "a dolled up LA '9'" to stop bumping him and "she" called him an asshole, to which he replied, "Ok, just don't touch me cunt," to which "she" then responded in a masculine voice, "My name is Tom, and you're calling me a cunt?" He also ended up in the wrong section of the park aka "Gay Beach," and furthermore bore witness to a Burning Man pre-party.

"Why are the strippers fat?" He asked me. 

"It's called 'burlesque'," I replied, "that's French for 'fat strippers.'"

Anyways, I'll be here for the next few months:

August 29-31: Austin, TX 4-Day BC
September 5-7: San Francisco
September 10: Los Angeles
September 18: Boston
September 26: San Francisco
October 3: San Francisco
October 10: San Francisco
October 17: San Francisco
October 23: Washington, DC
October 31: San Francisco
November 7: San Francisco
November 13: Dallas, TX
November 20: Philadelphia, PA
November 28: San Francisco
December 4: Los Angeles

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Speaking of the park, had a bit of an epic time yesterday there with Tyler, who got to experience firsthand the magic of the BOOZE GUITAR while opening daygame sets. 

Much like the van, which he didn't believe in until he fucked in it, he quickly became an adherent of booze guitar. "This is insane!" he said, running around giddily with it.... "You can open ANYONE with this thing!" It's true. However, the thing about the booze guitar is... only the worthy may wield it. Otherwise, you won't even be able to pick it up. 

In this video from Summit, I discuss both the magical Booze Guitar as well as the Sash of Glory, both powerful weapons from my pickup arsenal. Check it out:



Cheers,

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Dylan..

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Good shit Jeffy
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Tyler

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Haha awesome ya the booze guitar is the shit.

Would be cool to make a vid on all the winning accessories in the field, but then they quickly become cliche.

Tyler
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JohnnyCanada

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My first ever make-out was at a Karaoke Bar. Its a great place to meet chicks, different vibe from a loud night club. Its rare to see anyone not having a great time at a Karaoke Bar so opening is easy and its great when theres a dance floor by the stage
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July

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Imagine evil stifler wearing the sash and the booze guitar 
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kapz

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Good video that is jokes :)
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Luxberry

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Tyler Wrote:
Haha awesome ya the booze guitar is the shit. Would be cool to make a vid on all the winning accessories in the field, but then they quickly become cliche. Tyler


the power of personal jokes
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Alexanderje

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"I had this like, pink three-pieced suit..."



(Nice intro story about Derrek btw)
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dejavu

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inner game makes anything work, bless jeffy
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Dudeface

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Sweet, thanks Jeff. This will be a good lesson to keep in mind when Halloween rolls around, got myself a crazy costume.
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Thank you moron !
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nothing new
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Raphe Wrote:
nothing new


Are you watching for "technical advice"? 

He's entertaining as fuck and just listening to his stories/taking in his auroa is very beneficial in itself for me. He puts off a vibe that is great to have, more so than any other RSD instructor. 
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BlackJrCasanova

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He probabbly only leaches value and just wants more and more free value..I learned alot btw :)
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#14

Dr.Wolfula

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Now everyone is going to copy Jeffy. I doubt any of these gimmicks will ever work if they aren't congruent with your natural personality. In fact, for most people you will just crash and burn really hard.
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richie rich

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yeah used to think the marina was brutal but if you want 9s and 10s you need to go to the posh bars in the marina or maybe you might get lucky at a union square nightclub
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richie rich

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yeah used to think the marina was brutal but if you want 9s and 10s you need to go to the posh bars in the marina or maybe you might get lucky at a union square nightclub
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Diamondog

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I'll drink the fermented poison if someone dares me...good way to wash down the ribs at Peppermill...a Last Supper before the 17-hour Iron Horse (Greyhound) pilgrimage home.
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I am getting my sash today! this will be useful here at college!
 
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soooooooo.... peacocking is back?
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Hilarious
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if by nothing new you mean hillarious and value giving then yeah same old Jeffy.
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