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It's six in the morning and I haven't been to sleep yet.

I'm sitting in the airport in Nice, headed home to San Francisco after the Real Social Dynamics 2008 Summer Executive Retreat. It's been a hell of a week: clubbing every night until dawn, lounging around the pool during the day, bouncing around from Cannes to Monaco and back to Cote D'Azur, and eating more cheese than is either necessary or even sane, really.

As the sun rises over the French Riviera and starts to beam in through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the terminal, I take the opportunity to reflect on this latest adventure.

I can't help but shake my head and laugh.

We've been simply terrorizing the clubs out here, every single night. Never mind the fact that not a single one of us, with the exception of Christophe, speaks a lick of French. As you might expect from a gathering of some of the sickest dudes in the game, several of the boys have pulled on the trip, and there have been more makeouts flying around than baguettes at the boulangerie.

Just another week in the life of an international playboy of desire.

Over the course of this past year, I've been all over the damn place. I've scoured the United States, hitting practically every major city from the East coast to the Pacific, dipping through the South and blasting through the North- and Midwest. I've even hit up Alaska and Hawaii. I've exposed myself to the reality of extreme poverty in Africa and in practically the same breath caroused amidst unimaginable wealth and decadence in Las Vegas.

But no matter where I go, I find myself surrounded with like-minded guys who are rocking the party like a ton of bricks and having an AWESOME time... EVERY NIGHT.

That's just the reality.

I'm not telling you this to brag about how cool I am; that's pretty much self-evident.

zOMGWTFLOL

No, I'm telling you this to give you an impression of the lifestyle and the fun that comes along with it once you arrive at the level you want to be at with this whole "success with women" thing.

When you get to that level of competence, getting laid is no longer this insurmountable Herculean feat. In fact, it becomes almost an afterthought. I try to be the least obnoxious about this as I possibly can, but let's face it: it is somewhat inherently obnoxious. When you start to get really good at this stuff, getting laid becomes as easy as going to the kitchen and getting yourself a drink of water.

Okay, maybe that's simplifying things a bit much. Instead, let's say it's like making a sandwich... you do have to sort of put it all together. But the food's in the fridge, guys.

I'm not just talking about myself and the RSD instructor crew here, either. Over the past year, our Bootcamp students have been getting laid at an unprecedented rate, DURING THE PROGRAM.

Personally, I'm 27 for 37. What that means is that over the course of the last 37 programs I've run (roughly a year's worth), there have been 27 instances of the student getting laid on the program. 

Of course, I'm simply the facilitator, the catalyst. All success is ultimately the result of the student's effort. Nonetheless, these numbers can't help but speak to the efficacy of the new "reverse engineered natural" style we've been espousing at RSD for the past couple of years.

Heck, back in February I did a Bootcamp in Seattle, and the student got laid twice on the first night.

I remember it like it was yesterday. The kid stepped to the girl like a man possessed, and within seconds, had isolated her over on a couch and initiated a make out session. A few minutes later, I roll up and he asks me what to do next.

"Take her to the bathroom," I replied. He did just that, and banged her out in one of the stalls.

I know this for a fact, because I was listening. Creeptastic!

Anyway, he comes out and everyone's cheering, it's a total meathead scene. Ridiculous. The young lady goes off to find her friend, and I high five the student. "Awesome man," I say, "great night."

He looks at me with a smile and says, "Yeah... uh... let's go get another."

Hahah this guy!

And we proceeded to do exactly that. He hooked up with another woman shortly thereafter in the same club and went home with her.



The following night, I was determined to get him laid AGAIN. I was like, screw it, we're going for the world record here. And he almost pulled it off; full blown makeout with a hottie deluxe, pulled her out of the club even... until her friends came literally running out after her, screaming, "What about your boyfriend?!"

Oh well.

This guy had his reality shattered. He wasn't an advanced student by any stretch of the imagination. This was a guy who had been actively going out practicing "the game" for only a couple of months, a relative novice who had only read some extremely rudimentary material on the subject. But that weekend changed everything, and he hasn't looked back since.

Kind of a funny story from that second night of program: while he was gaming up the girl he almost pulled, I was sitting at the same table, occupying her friend. Now, I guess my "nimbus" was incredibly on that night, because out of nowhere, the girl I'm talking to jumps up and begins giving me a full-blown lapdance right there in front of God and everybody.

All right, I'm thinking, cool.

*motorboats titties*

This goes on for a bit, then she starts fiddling around with my belt, trying to undo my pants. Now mind you, we are sitting on a couch, literally in the middle of the club, with people milling about in all directions. This isn't some secluded area here.

"What the hell are you doing?" I shout, laughing, looking around to see if anyone else is paying attention to this.

She continues to undo my shizz and says, "DANG... I'ma break you off a piece, boo! I'ma break you off a piece!!"

Incredulous, I yell, "Uh... PEOPLE CAN SEE!"

She's undeterred. She merely pulls her dress down over my crotchal area and says, "Nah, I got you BOO! I got you!"

I'm like, "What? Why... why are you talking like this......... you're asian..."

She's fishing around in my pants for it. She goes, "Put your penis in my vagina daddy!"

You can't make this stuff up.

At this point I just sort of shrug and let her have it. I'm sitting there laughing hysterically as she rides and grinds on top of me.

Now, mind you, this is straight in the middle of a FULL PACKED CLUB. Chodes are walking by with their drinks, and as they glance down, you see them stop and do a double take... you can see it on their face, they're like, "Uhh.... is that dude FUCKING?" But it's so far outside of their reality that they just shake their head and are like, "Nah... can't be," and just continue on their way.

This goes on for a few minutes and then I notice that the bouncers have begun to take interest in us. I don't want to get kicked out while on program, so I throw her off. "ENOUGH!"

She's pissed. "If you don't fuck me, you have to buy me a drink!"

Aaaand these are the kinds of congruence tests we're getting these days.

Back in 2004, things would have gone differently. I would have come into the group and executed my elaborate routine stack designed to generate positive responses on the girl's part, which would give me confidence and in turn give me permission to escalate. Here I've done absolutely NOTHING except amuse myself and draw her into my reality, and she literally jumps on my dick.

It's... PASSIVE DEBAUCHERY.

Thing is, when you master this "flawless natural" system we're rocking these days, it really is that easy.

I've heard the critics. They say it's not realistic, that this system is just a "vague ‘feel good’ nonsense," that it's not structured enough, that new guys can't learn it.

For those who haven't experienced it first hand, they're like those guys walking by in the club: it is literally so far outside of their reality that they can't even begin to process it.

But the fact of the matter is, guys are getting RESULTS, and FAST. Not just RSD Instructors, but the students we work with, week in and week out. Student alumni crews are sprouting up all over the world with world-class, instructor-caliber skill sets. Their work can be seen all over our "Field Reports" forum, which in my opinion is some of the best content on the entire internet.

Immerse yourself in the RSD ethos. It's a philosophy that focuses on fun and actually having a good time in the field, while simultaneously exploring the razor's edge of modern research into social dynamics.

So welcome to the new RSD Nation. Here you'll find yourself surrounded by guys who are rocking the party like a ton of bricks and having an AWESOME time... EVERY NIGHT.

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That's just the reality.

So stop in, stay a while... make yourself a sandwich.
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#1

anarchy

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hahaahaha nice
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Miracle

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Forever in your debt.
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She's pissed. "If you don't fuck me, you have to buy me a drink!"

Aaaand these are the kinds of congruence tests we're getting these days.



LOL
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"If you don't fuck me, you have to buy me a drink!"

hahahahahahhshsioao'fhsd'sdhio'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!11one

Jeffy your a fucking dude!
 
Good post :D
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Mizu

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 jeff, how do you get your vocabulary so good. and so funny. shit haha good stuff a nice welcome
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Jeffy, I'm an aspiring writer myself, and I have to say, your shit is awesome and inspiring to me. As is you "passive debauchery". This is RSD 2.0? This is SPAAAAAAARTA
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Yeah I like this Jeffy, the forum jeffy isn't nice.
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Game is like wooooooooooooooooooooooshhhh....
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 Love that story. 
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Zephyr

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I laughed my ass off... This shit is great not a One Night Stand butt a One Club Stand. OCS, new RSD-lingo i suggest...
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excellent!
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FIyyaaa
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"Put your penis in my vagina daddy!"
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Dulak

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Nice article man ... also enjoyed the google vid on the front page
notable things from that vid:
I would of rather looked like a tool in front of everyone rather then missed out on that experience ie what was learned -
Boom you have to empower yourself
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2010 goal - take bootcamp with Jeffy
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great work as always, just curious, what is ZOM TFLOL?
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jlaix

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 zOMG WTFLOL is the Web 2.0 equivalent of OMG, facilitating a multi-modal, multi-user social experience. Regarded by many as just yet another acronym on teh Internets, it really is much moar.

Some argue that zOMG WTFLOL had its origins when a nerd witnessed something surprising and/or shocking on one of his many internet journeys on the quest for porn. In the heat of his surprise, he missed the shift key typing a 'z' instead, making 'zomg' zOMG's earliest form. Nowadays all the cool kids write zOMG for an increased dramatic effect. While the definition of zOMG is still hotly debated, it is generally accepted that zOMG would exhibit some basic characteristics. These include:

Seamless integration into your MySpace account
XML support (e.g. <zOMG>OMFG</zOMG>)
Dynamic data processing featuring the latest AJAX technologies on the Internets

A graphical representation of zOMG:

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Random Facts:

zOMG is frequently believed to be verbally used by the 'receiving end' of couples practicing buttsecks

Experts say that IRC traffic on the Internets could drop by more than 25 percent if subsequent appearances of zOMG could be compressed

zOMG is a corruption of OMG, which means "oh my god"

z0mg is a more leet version of zOMG

Only complete morons and/or 13 year old Counter Strike players actually use either of them.
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Saad lookin goooooood
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Jeffy are you fuckin nuts? You better have strapped up! You did.......right.......RIGGGGHHHT!?!?
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jlaix

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lakaoop wrote:
Jeffy are you fuckin nuts? You better have strapped up! You did.......right.......RIGGGGHHHT!?!?
Uh, yes... of course... right... 

*whistles innocently*
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tycho!

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 It's like that ooooold saying, "I'd like to place my penis in HER vagina. If you know what I mean." Then you do, and it's like zOMG. I had to pause my counterstrike game.
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Porking in the middle of the club....no biggie. It would have been much more impressive if she was a virgin. Hahaha good stuff bro....cracked me up. What the asian girl said was basically the ghetto female equivialent of "cut the shit, time to fuck."
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"Nah, I gotcha, boo!" BWAHAHA. i can't believe it mayne. i love it how those asians try to imitate us. LMAO.
this is ridiculous. so ridiculous that its cool . maaan this is something i wanna do soon.
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Dude!  I haven't laughed that hard in a while...  "Why are you talking like that?... you're Asian!"  fuckin hilarious!
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 Solid.
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That just blew my mind.
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Tenfold wrote:
Porking in the middle of the club....no biggie. It would have been much more impressive if she was a virgin.
Yeah... and she bled all over your fucking jeans, lol.

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She's pissed. "If you don't fuck me, you have to buy me a drink!"

[Laughs] "Cute. You buy me a drink, and maybe daddy will fuck you again..."
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haha, back in the days
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