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Hey there. Lot going on this week between RSD, the shirts and banging. Two girls got fucked in the van this past weekend on bootcamp, one from the club and one from the park, bringing the van's total count up to 77. Evil Stifler has resolved to personally get it to 100. So there's that. 

This weekend I'm headed off to stay at the new Immersion Program condos in Las Vegas and run bootcamp with Todd, which is always a cool experience since our styles our fairly different, it's kind of like a Odd Couple situation. I'd elaborate on which one is Felix and which one is Oscar, but the vast majority of the RSD audience likely has no idea who the fuck that is so yeah no. 

November 21 Las: Vegas
November 29: Seattle
December 19: Las Vegas
December 29: San Francisco
January 2: Calgary
January 10: San Francisco
January 17: Austin
January 23: Toronto


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This week's video comes from Phoenix Free Tour on Halloween night. Done up in Spartan attire, I was a bit shocked to discover the majority of the audience did not have any sort of costume on whatsoever. 

This got me to ruminating on the nature of party times, and how our crew here in SF really goes out of our way to be the craziest motherfuckers at the party, regardless of the theme. I know that Alex and his crew also enjoy strange costumed behaviors, and that's one of the reasons that I love the kid, because there's definitely more than a bit of kindred spirit going on there. 

I think part of the reason my crew does it so hard is because we're from San Francisco, a city that loves any excuse to wear some weird shit and get drunk in the daytime. Over the years, we've banged girls on ponies, in children's play huts, bubble vans, wearing capes, and dressed as cat video producers wielding guitars filled with booze. 

See, the thing is, we are THOSE GUYS. The guys who are not afraid to have fun out of a desire to "not look stupid"... we go the other way and LOOK STUPID ON PURPOSE.

How the fuck is a girl going to blow out a guy with a cape and a booze guitar? Holy fuck, her night just got 5x more interesting on account of us speaking to her. 

This, gentlemen, is the crux of "bringing value," and it's the key to hooking sets. If you are having trouble actually getting past the opener and hook point, one of the more common reasons for this is that you are "trying to weasel your way into the girls' fun" as opposed to actually ADDING energy to the interactions. 

Check it out:

 


I apologize for the audio quality, the mic malfunctioned, but I said fuck it, how often do you get a Free Tour with the guy dressed in a fucking Spartan costume, so we're releasing it. This was a pretty good talk with lots of comic elements so I may release more bits from this one in the future. 

In any case, I talk a bit about the infamous ponies created by Evil Stifler, and you can witness them in action below in this classic clip from 2010:




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Before I sign off, wanted to shoot you a glossy from the latest photo shoot we did for the Pandurr shirts. In this one we've got "Sketchy Local Dive Bar" and the classic phrase, "You Can't Be Half a Gangster." 

You can, apparently, be half a Spartan however. Camoflauge cargo shorts ftw

http://www.pandurr.com



http://www.pandurr.com

I'll see you next time.

-j



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Lol. That dude in the video so looks like Tyler for his Halloween costume as well.
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Lol'ed when I saw that thumbnail
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SKaizer Wrote:
Lol'ed when I saw that thumbnail


The thumbnail made me go straight to the video. I didn't even read what the shit was about.

No homo
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EEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCC!!!! (Tyler look a like). That's my wing!

also, jeffy, your spartan sword ended up in my dorm room. Lol
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in my city we go out in normal clothes sayin we're "dumbasses"
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Jeffy looks so friendly in this video
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a dude giving a speech in a 300 costume is rediculous n I'm watchin this
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first topless free tour? 10 years deep & still innovating… & holy fuck those santa vids are 3 years old already? 

the simple truth: 'girls just wanna have fun'
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Haha. "come play with fire girl". haha fucking funny asss line. Im stealing that shit .
PS; sweet vid there jeff
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I understand the Felix and Oscar reference, but then again, I'm old.
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lol evil stifler
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Jeffy where are the girls in your t-shirt marketing pics?
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Great video Jeffy. It seems like Halloween got us thinking about the same topic. You call it "Bringing The Party" and I like to think of it as "Contributing To The Party". I wrote a post about it the week before Halloween. Check it out below...

http://www.rsdnation.com/node/500321

Thanks for all the great content. Keep it comin!

Mark
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Great story and advice Jeffy. And the footage! Great sample that game is not smooth, but messy and fun like play doh
Did I get it right evil stifler is a Filipino?
 
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I loved the Tyler costume.
I also like the Have More Fun aspect of your game. I took my shirt off at a dance club and girls came hanging on to me like a Koala. Fun times.
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Haha, nice video!
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nice post
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party on the mind
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love it
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Bump. Awesome post
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Hellloooo
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aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.
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anasuya wrote:
aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
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test
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anasuya wrote:
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Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
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anasuya wrote:
anasuya wrote:
aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
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aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

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party on the mind

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aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

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Awesome!
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Def giving this a shot
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anasuya wrote:
anasuya wrote:
aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
anasuya wrote:
anasuya wrote:
anasuya wrote:
aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

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Testing Purpose
hellllo c
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anasuya wrote:
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party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
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party on the mind

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hellllo c
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So, anasuya...does it work?
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anasuya wrote:
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aravmovers wrote:
party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

Testing Purpose
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party on the mind

Every time thinking about party.

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anasuya wrote:
anasuya wrote:
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Testing Purpose
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anasuya wrote:
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