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Salutations and welcome to the final installment of my little stint here on the front page. I think over the last three weeks, everybody's gotten to know me a little more intimately, and that's great. Awww. 

Well guess what bitches, you're about to get to know me a lot better. 

I just got into Tahoe, where I am taking refuge as I flee the barren San Francisco January in order to hone both my snowboarding and my ruthless motherfuckin beast mode skills. About to go to Safeway to stock the pantry, but before I do that let me drop the bomb. 

I'm posting this late at night so Tyler and Papa won't likely see it for several hours, because this video could literally the company itself. It will probably be removed by the morning. 

Fact is though, I straight don't give a fuck anymore. I am sick of all the fucking lies. I'm sick of being the rah rah front man for something that I know in my heart is simply a cruel marketing hoax. 

Fuck it. it's time to get this off my chest. Behold, the unvarnished TRUTH at the bottom of the eternal "GOOD LOOKS DEBATE": 

 


Well, that's it. 

I mean, seriously, if you are not good looking like myself this entire endeavor of "success with women" is basically a pipe dream, a hobby like World of Warcraft with little or no practical application in the real world. 

I'm 5'7" (and a HALF), weigh 180 pounds, drive a 1980 Ford Econoline and cut my own hair while I'm drunk. If you aren't up to these standards and metrics ur basically kidding yourself.

Sorry. Go fuck a 4 and cry, because it's good to get it all out of your system.

Well, this concludes my takeover of the RSD Nation frontpage. It probably also concludes my employment with RSD, but so be it. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 

I will miss all of you and you can come visit me at my new job at the Taco Bell on Guerrero and Duboce. 

Namaste motherfuckers,

-j

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PS: 

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#1

Stanislav

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okay, wtf?
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Kasanova

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 OMG so true; looks, large dong, money is all you need to get hot girls...

Do you know what's the song? And is there more to this clip, what were you going to show us?
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#3

Narciss

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Wow.
I mean - I can do this, man.
You open my eyes.
Aaaghhhh!
Irrelevant! Time to work in Taco Bell!

Sorry for my english - I`m your russian fan)
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#4

evident

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nice advertising. create controversy..

but one thing i took from that video was,

"how can you trust someone who has a financial interest?"

true words.. 
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#5

Gorgias

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anyone who isn't ugly already knew this lol

you can't change that fact but hey you can still sell false hope to thousands of virgin nerds lol

"yeah brah it's a numbers game you can like learn to be cool and get chicks!" lol...

lol

"i went out and they rejected me..."
"you just gotta calibrate, beast and plow bro! gotta get in state read some tolle!" lol

looks matter, period. the ONLY exception to this, of course, is if you have money.

luckily i have both and get laid like a rockstar. the rest of you need to stop going out and wasting your time. workout, buy new clothes and make some money.

u mad? u jelly? lol lol

lol
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#6
NIcholas_K

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True shit! Myself, 5 7, not as husky, drive a 98 four door sedan. I beat em off with a stick.
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Tyler

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That's what you took from the video?  5'7 dood on a romp didn't hit the old RAS? :)
evident wrote:
nice advertising. create controversy..

but one thing i took from that video was,

"how can you trust someone who has a financial interest?"

true words.. 
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#8
EvenR1990

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Haha you know chodes are gonna believe this, you're just straight up fucking with them :D

Anyway cool vid. I'm sad that the string of awesome Jeffy-posts have come to an end. 
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abvmoose

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awesome music, what is the artist? Reminds me of glitch mob
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incy

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I just bought some Armani and Dolce Gabanna shoes.

I hope my game will rocket through the sky with them.
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#11
my name is Robert Paulson

my name is Robe...

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haha, hilarious.
reminded me of some ``jon lajoie`` stuff, he is canadian, tyler u should probably know him.

nice one jeff, lol dong :P 
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#12

dudeher

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 Thank you! This improved my self-confidence so much, i feel like Rambo right now. Fuck that gay inner-game stuff, thats for girls. 
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Red Leader

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 finally....... someone says it like it is...
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Powerhouse

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 everyone knows it's about the donglove
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dollar dollar billl yo
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5'7"??? I had no idea Jeffzilla was so small.
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Humanist

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Haha crazy rsd instructor spits while walking in mall talking bs about his own employeer! now this is all love! rsd is truly the best thing for guys that haven't developed a real dick yet! fuck yeah
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dreamer08

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Looks don't matter att all. But REALLY help. Jeffy is a 7 on my point of view, i'd like to see him banging chicks bald, or on a weelchair, so we really see their game or not.
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KMR

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 THIS IS HORSESHIT. im a fucking 10 and im not getting laid...
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#20

Full_intent~

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Hahaha at all the limiting b. chodes here. Jeffy you like toying with them dont you devil
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Master Milo

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hahahaha
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#22
Cool

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I'm glad I'm a good looking mofo then

Jeffy marry me, this post is so awesome, like more awesome than ten kitties combined.. I can imagine people getting freaked out by this
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Johnathan Sampson

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Jeffery is so fucking good loking I came in pant instantly.

anyone who think Jeffery is being sarcastic: Your a dweeb...I'm a PUA
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Matt281

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I wish I could be 5'7'' and cut my own hair =(
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#25

almightyhashka

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 OMG the secret is out
does it make a difference? not in the least
do i still want to live life to the fullest? fuck yeah
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Desired

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nooooo!

jeffy. you are so mean.

i like you.

haha.

i'm super shy.

but girls keep looking at me!!!

i dun find me good looking, cause i'm kinda skinny and average height.

but girls just look at me!!!

dudes get jealous of me.

even though i'm not doing anything!

guess i'm bloody good-looking man.

is this for real?

i just need to be bloody good looking and bloody rich and i can screw all this game shit?

thanks man!!!
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baconfever

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hahahahah dolla dolla bill yo! like kenny fuckin powers 
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Doge~

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Ah well there it is.  Sucks for all you ugly poor motherfuckers.

It's a good thing I'm so damn gorgeous. :)
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#29

Playboy

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 Thanks alot Jeffy, I'm gonna shoot myself :'( - cause looks matters :((((
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jlaix

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ROBOTB0NER wrote:
 Yo jeffy where the fuck are your eyebrows?
Oh yeah that's another thing... you need to shave your fuckin eyebrows and also your right nipple off, like Pink in The Wall.

null
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#31
jlaix

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PPS: 

Song is by Eazy-E. 
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Prince~

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Top stuff Jeff. Nothing like a bit of sarcasm to this whole issue once and for all!! 
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#33
nestea

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 haha that video was fuckin halarious.

i think my favirote part when when you spit on the floor thumbs up
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Hahahaha the best!
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Kirra

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Gorgias wrote:
anyone who isn't ugly already knew this lol

you can't change that fact but hey you can still sell false hope to thousands of virgin nerds lol

"yeah brah it's a numbers game you can like learn to be cool and get chicks!" lol...

lol

"i went out and they rejected me..."
"you just gotta calibrate, beast and plow bro! gotta get in state read some tolle!" lol

looks matter, period. the ONLY exception to this, of course, is if you have money.

luckily i have both and get laid like a rockstar. the rest of you need to stop going out and wasting your time. workout, buy new clothes and make some money.

u mad? u jelly? lol lol

lol
U want some sirup with that jelly?
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Pumba

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Luckily I'm 6'2 and got great hair... Bitchez LOVE my 2 inch Dong. It makes Me attainable
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PhilltheThrill

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 this video is so god damn tight, I can feel that charisma for getting your nut wherever you want leaking through my laptop. What remix of tha mutherphukkin real is this? kind of sounds like something the hood internet would mix, but i can't place it. I want to find this song so it can pump me up before i lay cock on hoes tonight
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#38

subx

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compare the quality of chicks brad gets vs jeffys chicks.
you are correct that looks matter.
 
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#39

Tobias

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 Jeffy thanks for having the courage to stand up to Tyler's lies. My game stops here... from now on my efforts will be geared towards regenerative skin treatment, and Korean surgical leg extensions. My new verbal game shall be... look at me!... LOOK AT ME!... LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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d-laid

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where can I buy one of these so called "party dongs"
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5'7? Haha UR SO SMALL
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Jordanfan

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If you can't sense the sarcasm you are lacking the skills to calibrate youself with women, therefore your looks do matter
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#43

Summit God~

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Easy-E - The Motherfuckin' Real (Megasoid remix)

I'll just leave this here.
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#44

Jarno

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Hi dudes, Tyler.. if you read this. I posted a question earlier on a vid here, few days ago..
and now i see why i couldnt learn anything, why i always got confused when i tryed to
 "solve my problems ", it was because i was looking at the wrong places.
Look at the irony of this : i couldnt gét the seminar blueprint and i got stuck, because
i was self seeking in others, self seeking in others beliefs they should tell me how to
think, who i am etc.. i was doing EXACTLY the thing that you are teaching not to do.. while
i was listning to your seminar. ahahahah dude, this is the biggest apphifany that i've got
ever in my life. I'm so grateful to you Tyler, to RSD and esPECIALLY to myself lol!

Don't need to go in depth about this any further, i know what i need to know.

Just wanted to give a BIG shoutout to all you guys are doing such a great job for guys,
and for hummanity lol, maybe one day i will come and lord the club with you guys!!

Awesome :)
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#45

Gorgias

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Helo® wrote:
Read "The Fountainhead"
evident wrote:
nice advertising. create controversy..

but one thing i took from that video was,

"how can you trust someone who has a financial interest?"

true words.. 

ahahaha how can anyone take ayn rand seriously after what happened the past few years. yeah we should let banksters have free reign since they produce so much value (read: none, obviously i have to explain when someone is being sarcastic on here) and would never take more money than they really earned through fraud or theft. hell we don't even need police. everyone will pursue their own selfish interests and it'll be utopia for all. bp oil spill didn't happen either b/c corporations regulate themselves after all why would bp want to lose all that oil? rand is hilarious, as if the problem with america is that everyone isn't selfish enough lololol most of the fags that are randians today she would probably have nothing but contempt for, as they resemble james taggart more than dagny taggart or john galt. greenspan was the head of a gov't established bank ffs

i say fuck it go out and beast. be like francisco d'anconia the "worthless" playboy according to rand. after all being selfish to me means getting laid all the time like jeffy not working away my whole life like a john galt slave fag. she values work so much put her in a concentration camp lol lol
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I knew it.
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Women
heart
looks 
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#48
jlaix

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Midgets With Attitude
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MWA represent.
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 jajajaaj this shit made my day!!!!! jajaja fuckin hilarious!
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