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 yoyoyo whatup whatup whatup. It's 9 am and again I have been woken up by the construction assholes cutting up the asphalt and repaving it for no apparent reason, as has been happening out front of my house for the past 18 months. So rather than curse them and cry I have opted to crank out today's blog nice and early. THANKS CONSTRUCTION GUISE!!

So anyway, it's gay pride this weekend here in San Francisco, which means that I'll be wrangling the crew of retards and sex addicts, dressing up like assholes and parking the van outside the gates to the festival to go get wasted and fingerbang young girls on the street.

I love me a festival because it's the ultimate in beastmode. You have a crowd larger than any club, comprised of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of people, staggering around wearing ridiculous outfits. It's like a multiple-hour twilight zone (the period at the club right before closing-until the streets are dead) in the daytime. We basically just run around and go "YOU! OMG you are amazing... I LOVE YOU" and hug them in, then go for immediate makeout. If they deny you or there's just no chemistry, you move on.

"YOU! OMG you are amazing! I LOVE YOU" hug, go for immediate makeout.

If she does go for it, then you switch gears and start to work it verbally. And the van is parked conveniently nearby. "Let's go get the vodka... it's in my car."

Another great thing especially about the gay festivals is that there will be guys walking around with their dicks out. Why do we like this... because we love looking at gay dicks? Well, yes, but the real reason is that if they can take their dick out, then we too can deploy dong in public with impunity.

It's basically everything the most hysterical right wing christian commentators rail about against San Francisco and gays, come to life. Except heterosexual. SO SORRY BILL OREILLY

I put out a little music video detailing how we roll out at the festivals a while back, the now-infamous SantaCon video with Evil Stifler. Well today, in honor of this weekend's festival and the mayhem that shall inevitably ensue, I'm giving you guys another little music video from Pride 2010.

Back in 2010, there was a popular flash video game on the internet called "Robot Unicorn Attack," a super fun game where you are a robot unicorn and make your dreams come true. In the game, you hit buttons and run while the song "Always" by 80's dance-pop group Erasure plays on an infinite loop. During the mayhem at Pride, we notice that Erasure is actually performing LIVE, and as we realize this we become extremely excited/agitated.

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I ended up fucking three of the girls I met that day (not at the same time), Gary took his dick out multiple times, an underage chick tried to get me to buy her booze, and a giant fat dyke rapping on stage taught us a lesson about cunnilingus.



The important things to take from this video are, first off: the part where I orchestrate the girls makeout. One thing I'm always trying to drill into students on Bootcamp is the importance of PERIPHERAL AWARENESS and REACTION TIME.

Often I'll be in the club talking to the student about something and then suddenly I'll point to my right and say "GO THAT ONE, NOW" and indicate some girl walking by for them to approach. The student will then look around, stammer "whhi... whii... uh.... which which one? WHich one? DERP" He had no idea there was even a girl there, and by the time he gets his bearings and figures out who I'm talking about, the girl is halfway across the club and he now has to run up behind her and he's not as likely to be successful.

You see, I have a constant awareness of where every single hot girl is in the vicinity.

When we are interacting with a girl, 90 percent of the time we are SQUARED UP with her, making STRONG UNWAVERING EYE CONTACT. So strong in fact that the only time we will break it is either A) on purpose as a rapport break or B) to glance around and update our peripheral awareness. Maybe there's a fight about to break out between two guys nearby that will fuck up the emotional flow, so I need to move her away. Maybe her friends are whispering and psspering getting annoyed or talking shit off to the side, so I need to turn and address that real quick. Etc. etc.

Or, maybe I am making out with the girl, and see out of the corner of my eye another girl walking by, so I shoot my arm out like a fuckin rattlesnake, grab her and instruct them to make out with each other.

"FUCK YOU I'M JEFF ALLEN"

*shrugs, looks around innocently*

So yeah, that's a huge, and often overlooked aspect of the game: having a keen peripheral awareness of what's going on in the environment, and then on top of that having a LIGHTNING QUICK REACTION TIME. Train yourself to react and take action immediately. No thought. No hesitation. Just BEAST.

Another thing to note with this video is the complete reckless abandon and "bringing of the party." At no point are we behaving like what Julien would call "permission boys," trying to weasel our way into the girls' fun. We are a goddamn force of fucking nature, just gangstering it up and owning. There is no "rejection." There is only lack of chemistry.

We know that we are doing everything right on OUR END (approaching, communicating intent as a man to a woman, and having fun as opposed to trying to impress), so we don't care about any other external factors. Either she gets with the program or we peace.

Now this is a special edition of JEFFYBLOG because today I'm bringing you TWO videos. I'm sure there are some of you out there who watched the Gaypride one and are like, "Well, this festival game shore seems liek a fun tiem Jeffy, but I live in fucking Walcott, Iowa. We don't have things like that here. In fact, I can barely even go out because there's one club in the entire town and the same cliquey group of people go there every weekend. I can't learn game in this environment because if I go 'beasting' I will burn down the entire club (and thus the entire town) in ten minutes."

I hear this issue quite a bit, and so on my recent cross-country drive I made a stop at the World's Biggest Truck Stop and decided to address this very issue.



So there you go. You may not like the advice, hell you may not even be in a position to take it at this particular moment in time, but the proof is in the pudding. You wanna learn game and you're living in Bumblefuck, USA dot com, your best bet is truly to get the fuck out of there. To hit the road. To vamoose. To TAKE FLIGHT.

Which dovetails nicely with my final little present to you today, the next shirt in the BEASTMODE line of tees, which will be launching July 5th. This one, appropriately named "Take Flight," features a wing graphic, evoking a majestic bird of prey soaring thru the sky, scanning for dinner.

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Beastmode is a premier line of high-end, attitude-focused T-shirts. As much art as they are wearables, with the Beastmode shirts we're revolutionizing what a T-shirt can be, using psychology-driven graphic language that draws from symbols of power and passion meant to enhance the wearer. A gladiator's armor. A lion's mane. A raptor's wing. Shattered glass.

Anyway, the site is almost ready and we are prepared to ship worldwide at the lowest cost. For those who pick up a shirt within the first week of launch we have prepared a special bonus video in which we go into detail about the design process and talk about how you can use the shirts as a conversation starter.

I'll unveil another design next week, so check back then. The site launches JULY 5th here:

www.heartofbeast.com

Thanks for reading and I'll see you next week.

HAAAAY!
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unlucky
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song was fuckin GOLD.
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excellent visual example of being the party.  however, what should it look like at an event that wasn't as high energy?  

I guess you can adjust the level of intensity, so long as as there's always some offering of value?  

Is it possible to "be the party"  24/7 without burning out?
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 Jeffy, is there going to be v-neck beastmode shirts?
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"how do you know this guy?"

"i'm her father" lmao
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Holy Shit!! 

Jeffy's the Real Deal..

I know instructors are suppose to be good but one wonders sometimes if it really is how they make it out to be, the Lifestyle etc etc... like Jeffy's been in this now well over a decade so I always thought he's probably give up on this shit long ago and he was just in it now to get a paycheck.

Always thought he was awesome though cause he abuses newbies on the forum! LOL

Hope he keeps putting out loads of vlogs now like Tyler, Julien & Alex etc... cause he's got a lot of cool shit to say from what I've seen, hopefully Educational & Infield Vids :)

P.S.. Crazy Asian Guy is AWESOME!!
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good shit.
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 pretty good stuff; the festivle video got me pumped up to go out tn!
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1) That's my van in the background of your video (the red Caravan)!  I drove up from San Antonio and was stalking you!  Haha!

2) Once again, another on target post for what we are dealing with here in the Alamo City.  A friend of mine, who you know and who took a bootcamp with you a few years ago, who lives here in SA, and myself, were lamenting, lately, how sparse the turnout has been at the clubs on the weekends.  I have no idea why this is, but it is.  It isn't
Walcott, Iowa, but still rather disappointing for a town this size.

However, whenever we go to Austin, this never seems to be a problem.  Abundance of hot women,  NICE women and people that I can just relate to better. (and bigger RSD/pickup community).  I have given more than a passing thought to moving back, but feel that I must stabalize my financial situation first.
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Oh!  One more thing, in case I haven't said it enough.  Two words:  "Durr" shirt!
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Beast fucking mode ftw
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intro/endtro song is boss
gracioso for the adviceo
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Evil Stifler is ASIAN?? lol
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hahha jeff you are awesome! that video was hilarious xDD
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 Is this the first RSD vid with dong? I like this new direction... thumbs up
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Beastpride and Gaymode, yeah!

A ha ha, loved the gay pride video, especially the part of you and Minotaur dancing!

PS: It's not "Wendy Wanderslut", it's "Wendy Wonderslut" - otherwise you will never find her on facebook!
 
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I fell in love with the "ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU" song
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 Ahahaha Jeff you are awesome!
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I am booking my flight tonight. 
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I love How you fucking spit your words Jeff! You make me laugh my ass off! Love the videos love the t shirts im totally gonna hit those up Brooooo!
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Glad you brought up the moving out aspect. 
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haha awesome! this is my favorie infield footage so far!
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MakeItHappen wrote:
Evil Stifler is ASIAN?? lol

No. That's another homie. Jeff was referring to this video phenomenon with the notorious E.S.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_6Xqspn-o.
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Duuuude, this is like 20 mins away from where I live in Iowa City. 

Faisal.
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I could see that truckstop from where i used to live.  banged 2 models there.  and girls were constantly coming over to have good and sexy times by me and the 3 other primal cowboys that lived there.  how?  my bro worked at ambercromie.  really.  thats all.  i did nothing other than smoke blunts and ride wheelies and these dumb bitches would take their clothes off.  Weird shit like that is the only way its gonna happen.  going out just nets you trash girls that want pills and babies.  -32% success in that area.  half of us fucked the one hot bartender in walcott and another guy i lived with got roofied at the same place by 3 old horny ladies who kidnapped him.  Thats all you get there.  I'd like to see jeffy go out in the quad city area.  he would be avoiding moar fights than charming women.  or maybe charming the men into not stabbing him.  I have another friend in jail for that which happened just a few miles down the road from where that was filmed.  I've been all over the world and nowhere has been as hostile as "the quad shitties"  GET THE FUCK OUT. 
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a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli!
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SexyBeast69 wrote:
 Jeffy, is there going to be v-neck beastmode shirts?
Yes, we will be releasing a V-neck at some point, the design will be called "Girls" and will be based on the stencils on the back of the van. 
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cyrax86 wrote:
 whos that asian guy jesus christ what a gangster
That man is Gary, my psychotic, 23 year old adopted six foot 2 asian son. 
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razorlicious wrote:
 Is this the first RSD vid with dong? I like this new direction... thumbs up
Technically it is NOT the first RSD video with Dong. 

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The chick with the braces would get fucked!!
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Duuuude, this is like 20 mins away from where I live in Iowa City and I totally agree with the smaller city gaming experience. I've had some of the best nights of my life gaming in Chicago but unfortunately I can't leave Iowa City for 1 more yr since that's how long it's going to take me to graduate but I'm not complaining.

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Hey Jeff check this out dude. You're gona love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWgO9-AIROI&feature=relmfu
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Awesome infield footage. It shows everything is possible and it helps me to change my perception of the world.
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SexyBeast69 wrote:
 Jeffy, is there going to be v-neck beastmode shirts?
Those are only for romantic beasts you twat!
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Great idea on the road trip.  I've done it and it's been one of the most enjoyable things I've done in my life.  My advice though is to STAY OFF the interstate.  Unless you want to see endless super truck stops, McDonald's, and miles of boring gray pavement.  Get out your map and use the older state routes.  They often go right along the new interstates because the interstates were built to replace them.  You REALLY SEE America.  Tons of small towns, state parks, open countryside, mountains... it's awesome.  It's slower, but it's worth it.
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Thank you for this Jeffy.  You article and video inspired my wing Maddoxx and I to go to the Gay Pride Parade in Chicago today and try this stuff. The main thing we set out to do was to get the "You're amazing" instant make out opener going.  I had tried it a bunch of times on the street after bar closing last year but never got it to work.  

Today was a breakthrough for me.  I had to stay up all night in order to make the parade so I wasn't in the best zone, though we were drinking so maybe that offset that.  We stalled for a bit by just trying regular openers.  Then, I went for my first attempt.  The girl actually caught me off guard when she kissed me right after the opener: Maddox said he actually saw me pull back cause I wasn't expecting the first one to work. 

We each got 5-6 of the openers to actually turn into an immediate kiss.  I never got any real make outs, just quick kisses on the lips, and then the girls just ran off afterward, but it was a good drill and made me realize that I can actually do this.  I'll definitely be doing it more often for  bar closing time street game. 

I feel like today and this drill will finally help me get rid of that the fear of going for the kiss close in a solid or regular set.   I go for it most of the time already, but in the past few weeks, there were a few sets where I hesitated.  I feel like i can't fear kissing in those situations when I just proved to myself that I can open random girls and kiss them within seconds.  One other thing that we both noticed was we could tell when we were going weakly for it and when we were doing it right.  I had one particular moment when I felt like I went for the opener weakly and then my wing was able to try it on her right after, and she went for it cause he was more sure of himself in the attempt.  
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What song is that LOVE THAT SHIT 
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MMMFF!

ROBOT UNICORN ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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Pokerpua wrote:
Thank you for this Jeffy.  You article and video inspired my wing Maddoxx and I to go to the Gay Pride Parade in Chicago today and try this stuff. The main thing we set out to do was to get the "You're amazing" instant make out opener going.  I had tried it a bunch of times on the street after bar closing last year but never got it to work.  

Today was a breakthrough for me.  I had to stay up all night in order to make the parade so I wasn't in the best zone, though we were drinking so maybe that offset that.  We stalled for a bit by just trying regular openers.  Then, I went for my first attempt.  The girl actually caught me off guard when she kissed me right after the opener: Maddox said he actually saw me pull back cause I wasn't expecting the first one to work. 

We each got 5-6 of the openers to actually turn into an immediate kiss.  I never got any real make outs, just quick kisses on the lips, and then the girls just ran off afterward, but it was a good drill and made me realize that I can actually do this.  I'll definitely be doing it more often for  bar closing time street game. 

I feel like today and this drill will finally help me get rid of that the fear of going for the kiss close in a solid or regular set.   I go for it most of the time already, but in the past few weeks, there were a few sets where I hesitated.  I feel like i can't fear kissing in those situations when I just proved to myself that I can open random girls and kiss them within seconds.  One other thing that we both noticed was we could tell when we were going weakly for it and when we were doing it right.  I had one particular moment when I felt like I went for the opener weakly and then my wing was able to try it on her right after, and she went for it cause he was more sure of himself in the attempt.  
Yes, this style of twilightzone approach is great for reinforcing certain principles in the game as you mentioned. Obviously not all of them are going to go for it, however when you find one that you do have chemistry with, then what you do is SLOW IT DOWN and run the set more like a traditional interaction. So you're going out BAM BAM BAM hitting them up, you find one that is into it, then shift gears down to a more 50/50 conversational ratio and chop it up with the girl... however KEEPING THE PHYSICALITY there. The problem is that many guys cannot do this... it is either "rapist" or "complete faggot". you want to be "faggot rapist" lol meaning that even while you have a normal conversation with the girl building comfort etc you are still keeping the subtext very much man to woman and are continuing to fractionate in physicality.
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faggot rapist?? I dsagree,I dont think beING a is a good thing....BRO :j
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****success story****

 yo yo yo whaddup RSD nation, dude SF Pride weekend was sick!  Had my "drunkegen" t-shirt...full beasting all the way. Had no creeper van or wing  but I didn't need it...plenty of beer and weed in a diaper bag and my logistics were planned solid. It was a little like going to battle haha...My gay friend Sean (its important to have one if your a hot guy) was tired and went home after about ten minutes and I just beasted by myself all day. Tons of hot chicks everywhere many straight and bi who were there to support there gay and lesbian friends.

Opening sets all day! Got about 3-4 numbers of cute SF hotties (THEY DO EXIST, TYLER, THEY'RE JUST FROM OTHER PLACES) Many, many, makeouts and kisses, Including one vagina kiss to a perfect 10 and an EPIC double makeout with a Brazilian godess and a drunk Irish chick. I'm getting BLOWN UP the whole time by girls dying to fuck me ! Finally I pull a very nice older women back to Gay Sean's place. He was still sleeping as she was riding my cock and yelling obscenities! When Gay Sean awoke and was walking and talking about she didn't seem to mind since he was gay! Haha She was talking crazy shit too like she used to be a bodybuilder and the steroids she took enlarged her clitoris and now it looks like a small penis!! Spreading it and  saying "hey look! Doesn't it?? "uhhhhh...TMI", I said!!!

What a really great time I had!

Good work and many thanks Jeffy and Tyler! Hope to see you guys soon. 

Dave,  San Francisco



ps liking the shirts
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love this one, makes me motivated for more daygame!
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