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How ya goin mates, Jeffy here once moar with yet another live update from the fields of majesty, aka Middle Earth, aka Kiwi Village, aka New Zealand. Pretty epic weekend, lots of transformation taking place on this past weekend's Bootcamp... totally warped some students' paradigms, got them LAID... and even Alexander has come around and now admits that Auckland has some pretty hot girls, having railed up a Maori Pocahontas under a waterfall (aka the shower in the hotel room).

Now that the first stage of the down under tour is complete, it's on to Australia. As usual, I'll now present the remaining stops on the tour for those just joining us:

www.jeffyhotseat.com

Australia & New Zealand:
November 12: Perth
November 19: Melbourne
November 26: Sydney

Canada:
January 7: Vancouver
January 14: Calgary
January 21: Toronto
January 28: Montreal


Recorded a pretty awesome vblog yesterday addressing many of the questions that were raised in my article a couple weeks back about being highly polarizing and obnoxious. However, due to issues with the 3rd world internet situation here, I was unable to upload it in time for today's deadline, so I'm going to retain that one for a future article. I've also got new clips from the various free tours I've been conducting, but again they need to be uploaded before that can happen, so today I'm just busting out a straight, text-only article... oldschool style.

Nonetheless, I intend for it to be a barn burner... or more accurately, a funeral pyre.

Today I am solemnly announcing the DEATH OF BEASTMODE.

"What the fuck Jeffy? Aren't you MR BEASTMODE?! What is this all about?"

Glad you asked. Let me explain.

We'll start with some background. About two years ago in San Francisco, circumstances were such that a loose knit group of wings began to coalesce around me and the whole RSD operation there. The first guys to join up were Minotaur and BonoboTimes. Minotaur was a bootcamp student, a guy who was naturally quite aggressive in other areas of his life, but not so much when it came to girls. On the bootcamp, we taught him physical game... and he basically just RAN WITH IT to its logical conclusion. lol. His wing Bonobo came on the scene around that time as well, and together these guys began wreaking utter mayhem in the clubs on a nightly basis. You'd see them out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, going hard as FUCK and pulling.

Then, through my attorney, the original "Stifler," (a beast par excellence in his own right I might add), I met the now-legendary Evil Stifler. I view meeting this guy as some sort of cosmic intervention, because he's almost like some sort of joke... a caricature of what the ULTIMATE PLAYER might look like, that is, a guy who does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except strive to get laid. LITERALLY. Combine this with a backstory that is the perfect storm of game... genetic predisposition and upbringing conducive to ultimate natural game.

We all started going out together and around this core, others began to embrace the highly aggressive nature and style of game being executed by these guys. It was RSD principles, but taken to an extreme, going hard at 100% clip, fuck or walk type shit.

Minotaur was the first one to coin the phrase that would become synonomous with this style: "BEAST MODE."

That's what it was. Straight fuckin beast shit. Unthinking action, like fuckin animals, prowling through the club with minimal thought, just action.

I've got to admit, this style was a bit of a shock even to me, at first. But then I saw that the results that these guys were getting and there was no denying that something awesome was happening here. Pulls almost every single night, and occasionally multiple times a night. That's when I knew, there was something to it. That's when I decided to go down this rabbit hole, and immerse myself in this style completely, to learn exactly what the fuck was going on here.

So BAM... role reversal. The teacher decided to become the student as I observed these guys and basically followed their lead over the course of the next two years. the tales and things I saw and experienced over this time were legendary, and I'll likely bring them to the world at some point in the form of a book. This shit, this "beast mode," was the real deal, and I loved every fuckin minute of it. It was brutal, it was effective, and most of all.. exhilaratingly fun.

Hence, I wanted to bring it to the RSD Nation at large so they, too, could reap the benefits of this new style.

So I began espousing it. Initially it was well-received. There were questions, and I had answers. The now-legendary thread "Beasting on Scallywags" by Bonobo brought the PROOF that it worked in the real world. All was well.

But somewhere, somehow, things started to go sideways. People began hearing about "beasting" and applying their own meanings to the term, without actually bothering to learn what the fuck it was all about. Haters began purposefully warping the term to sow dissent. "Beastmode" started to become a caricature of itself. Now you've got guys abandoning the core principles and just power-bombing bitches with their dick with zero attunement to how they're making the chick feel. LITERALLY just zero skill numbers game shit. Getting punched in the fuckin face because they have no calibration, and laboring under the impression that they are "REPPIN BEAST MODE BRO."

Things have gotten so out of hand with this, that it's basically lost all meaning. The shit means nothing now. It's a fuckin sound in the air that sounds "BEEMOHHHHHH" that's it. Hell for all I know, the term could mean a Portuguese dish consisting of waterfowl and spices or some shit. Who gives a fuck, it's done.

I'm over it, fuck beastmode it's done. REST IN PEACE MOTHERFUCKER.

BUT... even though the TERM itself has sort of dissipated beyond meaningful comprehension, the SPIRIT lives on, indefinitely. Over the course of these past two years I've learned everything that could be learned from "beastmode" and these lessons are in fact extraordinarily simple:

1. Act without thought or hesitation immediately upon seeing the girl
2. Play to WIN (not to "avoid losing")

The big thing I learned from winging with Evil Stifler is that the guy is operating on a very, um... "low level consciousness." He doesn't think about SHIT. He just goes. It's true that man is a thinking creature, but we do our best work when we are in that "flow" state. You go and you trust your faculties.

Look at it this way: humans have existed on this planet for roughly half a million years. During that entire time, evolution has ruthlessly weeded out the "unfit," generation after generation. This is not some abstract hyperbole, this is fact. Yet YOU are somehow here today. That means that EVERY SINGLE ONE of your ancestors was able to get laid at least once, going back to the dawn of the species. The ability to approach a woman and have sex with her is hardwired into your fucking DNA and has been continually error-checked for hundreds of millenia. "Social conditioning" is an EXTREMELY recent phenomenon, relatively speaking, yet here we are. Chodes scared to "look bad" half-stepping with pussy behavior and second-guessing themselves and their natural instincts.

Like I said in last week's article, the big lesson that I got from Evil Stifler was how he is completely connected with his sexuality and effortlessly expresses it as though it's the most natural thing in the world... BECAUSE IT IS. Like a cat stalking a bird, he trusts his faculties and goes. He's never had to think about getting laid, and to do so might actually fuck him up. That's why he's somewhat fascinated with RSD and the idea that you could develop some sort of intellectual framework to pickup; it seems utterly alien to him.

When I first started exploring beastmode, I couldn't help but be reminded of my time in Barcelona, and how I was fascinated by the architecture of Antoni Gaudi. Around the same time that I was getting into this style, I ran across an article in National Geographic about Gaudi and was struck by the parallels between himself and Evil Stifler (completely ridiculous, I know... lol... but hear me out).

Gaudí based his buildings on a simple premise: If nature is the work of God, and if architectural forms are derived from nature, then the best way to honor God is to design buildings based on his work. As the Barcelona scholar Joan Bassegoda Nonell noted, "Gaudí's famous phrase, 'originality is returning to the origin,' means that the origin of all things is nature, created by God." Gaudí's faith was his own. But his belief in the beautiful efficiency of natural engineering clearly anticipated the modern science of biomimetics.

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Gaudi understood that nature's purpose is not aesthetic but functional. Nature does not try to make works of art, or to "look good" but rather produces elements that rule the growth and reproduction of species. He was a "tightrope walker on the line bridging art and science. He understood that nature is constructed by laws of mathematics. What is strongest is inherently lightest and most efficient, and therefore most beautiful."

Often times, guys get into this stuff and the first thing they do is have a knee-jerk reaction to "social conditioning," and take pains to eradicate it from their lives. The problem is, it just gets replaced by another form of conditioning... "pickup conditioning," where everything is analyzed. Relative value to the girl, angles of approach, etc etc etc ad nauseam. Social conditioning gets replaced by another form of conditioning.

The true strength lies in a return to the origin. A return to nature and natural forms.

A return to "beastmode."

Like I said, at this point I think I've learned everything there is to learn from our buddy Evil Stifler, because it's not that complicated, nor in fact is it even "his" to begin with. He's just completely free of extra "thought-baggage", takes massive action and goes for the kill, every time.

Having internalized this, I feel I can now return to the realm of the "higher consciousness folk" with a much better understanding of the underpinnings of our more complex ideas surrounding this whole "success with women" thing. Head to head with Evil Stifler in set, going for the same girl, a lot of times I can blow his ass out or eclipse him because I have better verbals and better technical understanding. That's fuckin SCIENCE right there pal.


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But a lot of the time, while I'm busting out my awesome technical verbals, dude just grabs and goes. He's got the balls to yank and pull while I'm still dickin around and in those instances he wins out. And even if he doesn't, welp... he just goes and pulls some other ass. The dude pulls every fuckin night. So, the bare fact of the matter remains... KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID. You have everything you need RIGHT NOW to get laid like the proverbial rockstar. You've just got to let go of the noise in the head, take massive action without hesitating, and play to win.

"Beastmode" may be dead, but as Bassegoda wrote: "Looking toward the future, the lesson of Gaudí is not to copy his solutions but rather to look at nature for inspiration … nature does not go out of fashion."

Cheers,

-j

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PS. Heading to PERTH this week... for those of you on the West coast of Aussieland, get your ass to the free tour, as this is my FIRST TIME EVER in Perth and not only that, Alexander is coming with me. All are welcome as there are plenty of seats remaining. Here's the venue:

Metro Hotel Perth (61 Canning Highway, South Perth)
Thursday, November 10th, 6:00 PM

See you this Thursday!

www.jeffyfreetour.com
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 romantic revolutions rise
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 Natural Instincts methods reveal...
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Waiting for you in Perth!!!
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Awesome
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So true that social conditioning is superseded by pick up conditioning. This is our bigger hurdle
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great article, too bad that some people understad things differently and make up their own assumptions then crash good idea to the ground.
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R.I.P ... Coincidence or not when i read this i thought about romantic revolution of Alex. The Love Wins!
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Maguines wrote:
R.I.P ... Coincidence or not when i read this i thought about romantic revolution of Alex. The Love Wins!
Yeah, he's sitting right here with me and we're laughing about that. Romantic Revolution Rise... until idiots subvert and ruin that too lol
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My home town, have fun mate!
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Finally,

Dude so I went up to this girl and insulted her friends then acted like a dumbass

BEASTMODE BRAH

So I was at starbucks and grabbed this girls as

BEASTMODE BRAH

I was at a club and i made this girl cry because I wouldnt leave her alone

BEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTMODE

Dood, i was at the mall and waved at a girl

BEASSSSSSSSTINGNG


Such a great value and lesson, completey butt raped and left in a unrecoginizable mess like an overused prostitute.
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 I think "beastmode" might have grown too big to die
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Problem is on this forum I've had  to realise (When i've tried to just offer any opinions) so many people on here are socially retarded (No i'm not looking to just insult others to get my little faggot pickup ego boost oh i'm better than others derp derp). It is just facts It takes 5 seconds of reading RSDN to realise this. Most guys who seem to post are below the "normal" level of social understanding to begin with and when given a terminology like beastmode feel they now have permission from someone to go out and act like retards scaring people. RAPE CHICK IN BUSHES! BEASTMODE!!!11!1

I like beasting, the term helped my game alot but I was "normal" when I started doing it and I was doing Mystery Method back then. Going out taking massive action with little thought or hesitation is exactly what I needed at that point in my game to progress because I was thinking far too much. Hell even now sometimes that old "pickup conditioning" plays up in my head. Oh you gave a girl a compliment THATS NEEDY. Being a guy who overthinks this shit and a uncalibrated beaster are just as bad as each other to be fair. There is a happy medium which exists in everything. I don't think you should entirely get rid of the term beastmode just recoin it to stop retards abusing the term because it is effectively some of the core principles of game, take massive action and play to win.

I only also started posting regularly on RSDN around 3 months ago just used to only read instructor stuff but thought well it'd be too to try give back in some form and maybe learn some more from. But now i've barred myself from the forum recently I can't hack it. Too much shit posted on it by "trolls" or just people in general who obviously can't be going out, I can't bear to read half of the threads posted they are literally toxic spreading such bull(I know should really just avoid shit threads but they even invade good threads with their crapp). I see Tyler was talking about banning people, he should definitely start or at least just delete useless topics/posts because idiots take away from quality posters. So It does not surprise me at all that Beastmode has been misconstrued completely by forum tards.
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Seems like this Is this some kind of damage control.
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"Looking toward the future, the lesson of Gaudí is not to copy his solutions but rather to look at nature for inspiration … nature does not go out of fashion."


Great post Jeffy !! I think you need to call this new style of thinking "religious mode" lol !!!!!!!!!!

 
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"Looking toward the future, the lesson of Gaudí is not to copy his solutions but rather to look at nature for inspiration … nature does not go out of fashion."


Great post Jeffy !! I think you need to call this new style of thinking "religious mode" lol !!!!!!!!!!

 
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besserwisser wrote:
Seems like this Is this some kind of damage control.
Yes, because if you know me, you know I'm VERY concerned about things like "damage control."

I'm just fuckin over it. NEXT
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Nevermind
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this comment is stupid
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Loved the parallels between beasting and Gaudi's work. Best article i've read from rsdnation for YEARS. Will bookmark this and come back to it regularly. Thanks
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OH SHIT, I JUST GOT "BEASTMODE" TATTOOED ON MY BICEP. WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW!
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That is me all over.. in the pick up conditioning phase now.. why is my brain so fuked up so i need to make myself more stupid or what? 
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Nailed it.
Used to I think I was gonna beast on girls with my awesome beastmode "pickuptrick"
Thing is, it's not a trick.  

Jeffy Hot seat:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/203409/forum
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Missed the Rugby World Cup jeff!
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Two Step wrote:
Finally,

Dude so I went up to this girl and insulted her friends then acted like a dumbass

BEASTMODE BRAH

So I was at starbucks and grabbed this girls as

BEASTMODE BRAH

I was at a club and i made this girl cry because I wouldnt leave her alone

BEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTMODE

Dood, i was at the mall and waved at a girl

BEASSSSSSSSTINGNG


Such a great value and lesson, completey butt raped and left in a unrecoginizable mess like an overused prostitute.


haha, well said. I know dudes that go out and do that on some fanboy shit. That is completely gay to me, but I gues it's better than sitting at home spanking it to bbw's.
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Finally, It's Dead :)
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Too bad. It was a cool term to use.
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yea its not about going into beastmode, its about love and passion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgM8TGx4XqE&feature=related
haha lmao
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Yeah, I just got "Total bestmode, bro!" tattooed on my glans too, what should I do now? Please help me out, Jeffy!!

Perfect timing for this article, as I´m in Barcelona right now for a couple of days. Judging by what I saw yesterday (Sunday night), wildlife, I mean nightlife, seems to be pretty wild here! Tonight going to Boulevard/ Shoko/ Catwalk/ Opium Mar. When I will be visiting the Sagrada Familia tomorrow, I will probably have to think of Jeffy and of pussy. Thank you very much for ruining this!!

So the pendulum swings back into the other direction now, "Romantic Revolution", well, well. This term is determined to get fucked in the ass, raped and abused very soon. Anyways, I don´t care how you guys label it, if it was for me you could call it "Blueberry Pie", I´m just gonna do it. T.T.F.K.A.B. (The Term Formally Known As Beastmode) has served me well so far. Yes, TTFKAB mustn´t die in real life, only on the internet!!
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Such a well written peice of literature here. Can't beat analogies to nature when it comes to natural relations. All lays happen out of "flowstate", not cold calculation. For certain.

As a sidenote, there's polarity in my voice, tone, frame, and physicality   ---  Pretty interested to see where  "obnoxiousness" fits into all of this.
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YOur last 3 articles were the best. They are on point and plain and simple, there is so much complicated BS here, people forget that EVERYBODY gets laid at some point, without any of this PU stuff, because is basically a simple thing.
Just be social and be a fucking man.
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*sniff* *sniff* R.I.P

In memorium 2006-2011


Lording
Woo
Nimbus
[Insert Item Name Here] of Glory
Hitting State
Matt Damon
The Claw
Run the Train
Romp
Ultimate Man
Beastmode


We lost too many :(
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BEASTMODE LIVES!!!! He lives in my pants.

Rubbing my dong a girl's thigh will never get old. It's unfortunate that you've purified yourself of the concept. I found it extremely useful.

Trojan now inherits beastmode.
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Trojan- wrote:
BEASTMODE LIVES!!!! He lives in my pants.

Rubbing my dong a girl's thigh will never get old. It's unfortunate that you've purified yourself of the concept. I found it extremely useful.

Trojan now inherits beastmode.


Not the concept. The TERM.

Reading comprehension ftw
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rip. i may have been one of the chodes to help kill "beastmode"
sorry :(

i will now live in silent beast mode.
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haha dam i was just going to start using the term
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 FB'ed it 
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"1. Act without thought or hesitation immediately upon seeing the girl
2. Play to WIN (not to "avoid losing")"

So you're just killing the term right? Because these two points seem to be the foundation of all good game regardless of whether it involves dicks being whipped out or smooth verbals!!

I guess guys are going to misinterpret this shit as "it's cool to hesitate now, it's cool to play safe".

Just clarify this for them Jeffy!!!

(And I know you already did but do it again since everyone here is a fucking retard)
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No need to clarify, if you READ THE GODDAMN ARTICLE.

*facepalms so hard breaks own nose*
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 jlaix has lost control of the meaning of the word 'beastmode', so he is trying to retire it before it is too late. However, it could all be in vain.
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YES.

FURTHER.
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can average guys get near the level jeff and stifler have reached?
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 Jeffy if you're in New Zealand, how's the van doing?
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Pumba wrote:
 Jeffy if you're in New Zealand, how's the van doing?


The van somehow managed to survive the previous 30 years without me, I'm pretty sure it's going to be fine. The crew is taking care of it.
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Article is so fuckin awesome it has inspired me to finally make my first post
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 The concept of being "thoughless" is difficult to grasp and easy to misinterpret as an encouragement to be completely irrational.  It's like if you just hear that expression without context or reference experiences, and give it some credit, the most likely thing will happen is you will become an irrational and impulsive person or will give up on the world because things are "beynod understanding".

To me the idea of being "thoughtless" and "effortless" is closer to the concept of "unconcious competence" (an unconscious competence that in terms of women is maybe inherent to all of us for the reasons you explained) rather than animal irrationality .

I think it is a good thing you dropped the term "beasting", because it seemed to transmit the idea of an animalistic irrationality instead of a human level of high unconscious competence, when I believe you aimed to convey the latter.

Now the quest is to find a new, more appropriate term. Something thats evokes a skill...like...
sniper game... Jujitsu game. Or carpenter game... gardener's game... sharp caveman game, etc
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Then I bet beastmode is like diet coke. They will introduce the same thing with another name and there you have coke zero. idea
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You got what you deserve Jeffy

For months you went about in the forum with your posts reading like you are a sociopath who just accidentally wasn't hospitalized yet

Conveniently forgetting that hundreds (thousands?) of your followers cling to your every word

"Hey, if Jeffy gets laid being a mindless sociopath, I guess we should do it too, let's annoy this girl until we get a bottle smashed on our head, beastmode yo".

Then, months later, you suddenly start to mention in your posts and videos that you are actually hardly the sociopath that you presented yourself to be, and that you're doing all your 'beasting' with good humour and attunement to the girl's feelings.

"OOPS"! Thousands of men sigh. "Looks like we were acting like assholes (and getting no ass) for months just because Jeffy didn't bother to explain himself well in the forum. And because we were stupid enough to shape our behavior based on patches of forum posts and youtube videos".

Better luck next time..
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gaudí mode 4lyfe
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jeff ty bro ...much love :)

btw
for me BEASTMOD always seems fun and funny thing to do but at the same time its like really immature.
that is why i prefer tyler style .. just be congruent
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Well, now it has happened! Went to Sagrada Familia today and saw Evil Stiffler in stone on the facade, next to the Virgin Mary. I believe she was bending over his lap.

Thanks for ruining this!

PS: Gaudi was a REALLY crazy dude!
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