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Good day ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another edition of RSD Jeffy Blog Dot Com. Just got back from Canada, off to Orlando with tyler this weekend. Here's where I'll be after that:

April 26: San Francisco
May 3: San Francisco
May 10: Vegas
May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL
May 23: San Francisco
May 30: San Francisco
June 6: San Francisco
June 12: New York City
June 20: San Francisco
June 26: Chicago
July 4: San Francisco
July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE


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Sweet. So you probably noticed my sweet new face computer Google Glass in the thumbnail accompanying this article. It's awesome it plugs right into the USB on my computer, it's perfect. I may end up dating it like Joaquin Phoenix in that movie. 

In other news,  I just signed up for Obamacare, now Obama cares for me. I make so little Gross Adjusted Income that I qualified for the best plan, the Diamond plan where Obama actually comes to your home and gently caresses your head while saying, "I, um, care for you." This weekend in Canada I was excitedly telling girls this and demonstrating Obama's caress, then chastising them saying, "Wat the fuk do you have.... ROB FORDCARE. Where a fat guy comes to your house and smokes crack with you. Actually, that sounds pretty damn good. I'm not fat shaming."

And anyways, both of tose things have absolutely nothing to do with today's video, shot at the recent Las Vegas Free Tour. In the video, I address some strategies and overall PROTIPS wth regard to gaming in LOUD club environments. I also relate some tales from my days working for the man, before I became the master of my own destiny, AKA a notorious scumbag who teaches men how to rail whores in a van. Check it out:



Having said all that, I'm gonna sign off so I can get back in the studio, where I am recording an AUDIO BOOK version of Nine Ball, which will likely be a BONUS available with my Online Game Magnum Opus, "The Program," which we've scheduled for an October release. It's pretty funny recording it actually, because in a way its like acting in a reenactment of the events, except I'm playing all the parts. I find myself doing impressions of people as I do their dialogue, like Tyler's for example. lol

Anyways, be on the lookout for it. Let me know what you think in the comments.

-j

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#1
Zer0.Point

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I would get the audiobook just to hear your Tyler impression.
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iamthebenefactor

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real social dynamics and Jesus - a great combo for sure!
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TrashBandicoot

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I really want to get amogged by you at the Calgary Stampede, what bars do you hit up?
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parabolic

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GOOGLE GLASS
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ARealHero

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Damn, I bet there's some awesome porn on that zip drive.

Sick vid Jlaix!
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Tyler

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Haha awesome vid, psyched for Orlando!

Tyler
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zenraverpua

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Awesome video Jeff! One thing though, ever since gaming in loud environments like loud college bars and raves, I have used the foam earplugs. I agree with you that it is harder to hear with them but in my experience it is still possible. Great vid man.
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Matrim

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Sounds awsome man, so much more fun with your impressions... (awww jeffy, aaaw I think you broke my leg)
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Correction: that uncle at family parties who is one of the few fucking real ones there so you chill with him the whole time. Always entertaining dude.
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I've been hoping for an audiobook of 9ball for awhile now, I hope I can get it stand-alone!
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bartoon

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Love your humour and your stories Jeff...I would love to have you as my scumbag uncle! haha

Thanks for the tip on those earplugs. Actually been thinking just yesterday to buy some after returning from my local club once again, with the always present high pitch ringing, the sensation apparently called - ''Tinnitus''.
Its fucking ridiculous...you can hear sometimes the music from like two blocks away and one still has to pass a hallway to get to the main dancefloor.

 
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Anton_Rich

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Jeffy don't to the audiobook as a bonus to your online program.

Even though it is easy to find the pirate copy of "Nine Ball" on the internet. I bought it on amazon with fucking DRM. I actually cracked that DRM, I even hate the idea of DRM.

In addition to the book I would like to have an audioversion. This is a great news for me that you're recording a book. I would like to JUST BUY an audioversion without any programs (I'm not interested in online game). Can you do that for your fans?

P.S. Shit, maybe I'm not interested in online game right now.
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#13

Gorgias

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What's that? A new Jeffy product? Let me express my enthusiasm by admitting I (edit: terrrunt)  the fuck out of everything, but will glady pay for this.

Online game in my city is the equivalent of eating out of the dumpster (fat entitled single mothers galore) but now with Tinder there's lots of genuine talent. I've always had a low time/energy ROI with online game so it'll be interesting to see how you streamline everything. Looking forward to it!
 
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Sturt

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Cool. Funniest vids everytime, guarentee.

This week I bought some Alpine MusicSafe Pro FIlter Ear Plugs for £20 (UK) because I was starting to get some serious tinnitus going on. These plugs have three different filters depending on how loud the environment your going in is. Do the job.
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Cool vid dude!

Moving to Vegas soon so I'll be investing in some musician's ear plugs when i go.

Making awesome progress since i took your BC in Feb.

Hope all is still well Jeffy!!!!!
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Cool vid dude!

Moving to Vegas soon so I'll be investing in some musician's ear plugs when i go.

Making awesome progress since i took your BC in Feb.

Hope all is still well Jeffy!!!!!
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Took a bootcamp with Jeffy. What a great guy!!!!! Pushed me ( and taught me)  a lot, actually what I signed for. 
Reccomend him  to every one. 


This guy knows what he is doing! Expect to have a level identity level chane afterwards. 

Cheers!!!!!!!

 
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kapz

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Great video I got fired as well from companies I worked at as I hate working for assholes who don't know what they are doing and shift there bullshit over to you. One advice I would give is know your rights so that if a company is breaching your employment contract you can take them to court and get a lot of money out of them :).
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