I have worked as an Executive Coach with Real Social Dynamics since 2003, running programs practically every weekend for the last 10 years in over 100 cities across North America, Australia, Africa and Europe. I fucked a shit ton of HAWT BITCHES. I enjoy tacos and love. I am extremely passionate about getting my students ACTUAL RESULTS and am continually improving my program to achieve this end.
In 2007, I released a critically acclaimed DVD program called "The Jeffy Show."
Simon & Schuster published my memoir "Get Laid or Die Trying" on March 29th, 2011.
Hi ho neighborinos, it's Jeffy, back once more for your edification. I'm back in San Francisco hard at work on the upcoming online game system, hereby known as THE PROGRAM, due for launch in October. Of course, in a short two weeks, we are set to convene in Las Vegas for the SEVENTH annual RSD World Summit... here's to hoping I don't die this time.
August 1-10: RSD World Summit Las Vegas August 14-16: Minneapolis August 21-24: San Francisco 4-Day BC August 29-31: Austin, TX 4-Day BC September 5-7: San Francisco September 10: Los Angeles September 18: Boston September 26: San Francisco October 3: San Francisco October 10: San Francisco October 17: San Francisco October 23: Washington, DC October 31: San Francisco November 7: San Francisco November 13: Dallas, TX November 20: Philadelphia, PA November 28: San Francisco December 4: Los Angeles
<>==========================================<> Heeeeeennnnnywaaaays..... today's video comes to us from Chicago, Illinois. This time around, I hit on a variety of topics, and tell the charming tale of how Evil Stifler was able to circumvent door security at several high end Las Vegas nightclub establishments using nothing but his nerve and his wits, and the debacle that ensued.
There you go. Hope your left ear enjoyed it. Thanks for watching, and I'll see you next Tuesday.
Blessings and glory to all, Jeffy here fresh of the boat from New York Citaayyyy. Back in town for a week, then it's off to CHICAGO for some more mysticism and angels in the mist. Check out mah schedule:
June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE July 17: Los Angeles July 25: San Francisco August 1-10: RSD World Summit Las Vegas August 14-16: Minneapolis August 21-24: San Francisco 4-Day event August 29-31: Austin, TX
So today's clip is from the New York Free Tour. Attendance was off the proverbial chain... I estimated like 500 peeps in the crowd, then again I'm a fuckin moron so who knows. In any case, the room was full, and I absolutely FEED off that shit.
After twelve years of professional public speaking, a crowd like that really inspires us to get up there and showcase those abilities. I basically just talked off the top of my head, and the results were fairly... amusing. Check it out:
So... yeah. A bit esoteric, I suppose, but if you don't take anything else away from it, there's certainly a lot of fun to be had out there in the streets. Especially whilst wearing a TOP DURR shirt commemorating the tragic passing of Maverick's lovable wingman, Goose, in the seminal American moviefilm Top Gun starring Tom Cruise.
And with that, allow me to segue into an announcement about them PANDURR shirts. With summer upon us, it is no longer gauche to wear white. As such, we are having a sale this week on all white shirts in our line.
Some people think White-tees are trying to keep them down. Now, you can FIGHT THE POWER and get these motherfuckin shirts for 40% off! Click on the image below and get yours today:
Greetings. Uncle Jeffy here bout to hit you beautiful bitches with some truth. But before we "get down to business," as Julien would say, I have to tell you something: I am actually a racist alcoholic confined to a wheelchair who killed his young son, has cancer, and works at a wax museum.
Oh wait, that's ALSO something Julien would say. My bad. Actually I just wanted to clue you in to my upcoming bootcamp schedule for the summertime:
May 30: San Francisco June 6: San Francisco June 12: New York City June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE July 17: Los Angeles July 25: San Francisco August 1-10: RSD World Summit Las Vegas
So today's clip comes from a short trip I took to Tomales Bay over the weekend as a break from the intensive work I've been doing on the Online game program. As far as breaks go, I'd rate it somewhere under "hookers and blow" in terms of excitement, and somewhat over it in restfulness.
The process of getting back into a full-blown work mode in between bootcamps, during the weekdays, has been a bit difficult for me, given the fact that I've spent the last couple years on the sidelines for a bit to give the young guns their turns to shine. But now the old cunt is back to bring his latest shit to the vanguard of love.
Having said that, I've encountered these very same challenges before, as my career with RSD has always followed the pattern of: 1. work on product (Jeffy Show, Nine Ball, Jeffy Hotseat), 2. Launch product, 3. fuck around doing nothing but bootcamps for the next couple years. Every single time I've sat back down to hit up the work mode again, I've faced similar challenges, and every single time, I've produced.
At RSD we have a very supportive corporate culture, every guy is willing to go the extra mile to help the TEAM out whenever possible, but at the end of the fucking day, YOU are the one that has to execute.
And at the END of the end of the day, you have to produce, or go home.
There you have it. Short vid that for many will likely be preaching to the choir, but it's something I've been going through lately so figured it warranted a quick 6 minute video to help motivate and/or inspire you if you've been having similar challenges.
On top of that, I'd like to add that ultimately your own personal MOTIVATION to get the task done is going to be the major determining factor in whether or not you are able to get back on the horse after a hiatus and get back into your groove. Whether it be game, the gym, or work, you have to WANT it. You have to get EXCITED about it. And where you find that motivation is up to you.
When I tell people I'm an author, they often say, "wow so why did you want to write the book?"
I reply, "It wasn't a question of WANTING to. I was COMPELLED."
For a variety of reasons, I HAD to write that book. It wasn't a question of recognition, or remunerative reward in the form of MONEY. Really, I just wanted to get it out of my fucking head, so I would NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN. And if it helped other people in need, that was a bonus too.
There are myriad places you can find motivation. You can use your own FEAR as well. Now that there's a pretty packed timeline for RSD product releases stretching well into 2015, and I've got this thing slotted for OCTOBER, that's a hard fuckin deadline hanging over my head like the mythical Sword of Damocles. Heavy is the head, yadda yadda. Pay the cost to be the boss. TCB baby.
By the way, the BEASTMODE: RE-ENGAGE sale has been going swimmingly, with the top five styles being offered in a special, limited reprint. Originally, we planned on taking orders for one week, then printing them. Orders are still coming in, however, so we've decided to extend the sale until this Friday night.
After we've got all the orders tabulated, we'll be printing next week and shipping ASAP.
Good day, esteemed readers. It is I, Jeffy, back in the proverbial realms to dispense yet more invaluable wisdom from my treasure trough of glory.
Beautiful weather here in San Francisco, the daygame at the park this weekend was fucking epic, only had one student. It's weird, because I've noticed a trend where more students tend to take the SF program in winter, whereas in the summer I often have one student bootcamps or even the occasional weekend off. Don't get me wrong, I like having time off once in a while (I do about 45 bootcamps a year), but it really doesn't make sense to me that more people don't take the SF program in the spring and summer, because that's when you'd get the most value out of it.
Like I said, these daygame sessions in the park are utterly ridiculous.
But anyway, I suppose it is what it is. Here's where I'll be this summer:
May 30: San Francisco June 6: San Francisco June 12: New York City June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE July 17: Los Angeles July 25: San Francisco August 1-10: RSD World Summit Las Vegas August 14-16: Minneapolis August 21-24: San Francisco 4-Day event August 29-31: Austin, TX September 5-7: San Francisco
So today's video is an interview with one of the newest members of the Jeffy Circus Show Assistant Crew, a man who goes by the name of Diamondog. One of my other assistants Lucien found the double D to be quite an inspirational figure, and as such write up a thread describing some of the biggest lessons he got from watching Diamondog's game. That thread can be found here:
Now, let me explain a few things about Diamond Dawg... on the surface, his game appears absolutely terrible. He's shameful and vulgar, puts zero to no effort into his personal appearance (I mean try getting a fuckin haircut that costs more than six bucks), and has a worryingly low level of awareness or concern about how he is coming off to others in the vicinity.
But he gets the job done. DD has slept with around 100 women, granted some of those have been some rather hideous troll-whales that appear to have come out of a Tolkien fantasy realm, yet at the same time I've also seen him pull hot young au pairs. The man is a bit of an anomaly, and say what you will about him, at the end of the day his antics are supremely entertaining.
So what I did was I went ahead and collected some reader inquiries and posed them to Double D one afternoon before we headed into Bootcamp. This evening, we happened to be attending a Prom-themed night at the club, and consequently I am wearing a tuxedo in the video. Enjoy:
So there you have it, straight from the Whore-ses mouth. If you'd like to talk with the DD personally, he gave me the go ahead to include his email for personal correspondence purposes:
Let me know your thoughts in the comments!
Before I go I have a pretty big announcement. If you've been around for a while, you may remember when we were offering the Beastmode shirts, before we switched up to the new Pandurr line. When we brought out the new line, we did a Beastmode Blowout to clear out the remaining stock, and most sizes sold out pretty quick. At that point, we transitioned to Pandurr and thought that was going to be the end of Beastmode.
We were wrong.
Since then, there has been a vocal group petitioning for us to do a reprint of the Beastmode line.
Unfortunately, the printer actually HATED making those styles because they were technically difficult and labor intensive. We actually didn't want to revisit them because the costs of manufacturing them are prohibitively high.
But then we thought, fuck it, why not just do a limited reprint of the five most popular styles, to give people the opportunity to get their hands on one of these classic Beastmode shirts. WHY NOT
So, that's just what we're gonna do. Starting today, we are taking pre-sale orders for five select Beastmode shirts. After the week is up, we will print the orders on demand and ship them out immediately.
We're calling this.... BEASTMODE: RE-ENGAGE.
In a world of SHIT, it's SHIRTS.
Again, this is a limited printing, so get in before they're gone and you're left there, naked. Alone. Afraid.
Jeffy here, reporting back from an epic weekend of debauched idiocy. The infamous Bay to Breakers festival, aka "Straight Pride," was held on Sunday, and we were there to take advantage. I believe I have had enough to drink for the entire remainder of the month. lol
I've begun implementing a new plan, which involves me getting more threesomes than Tyler in a tandem hunting situation, enough that I will beat him to the punch in a potential Threesome Hotseat program. Nippin at his heels yo. He has a head start... but I have prior experience. Experimented around at the festival and got several makeouts going. Typical interaction involved me opening a girl and pulling her in saying "This is my sister. Kiss her on the mouth." (they do it) ... "I fuck my sister." "Yeah, it's like that shit Game of Thrones." Promising start to the new era.
Also nearing completion of the ONLINE GAME PROGRAM, after which I'll be going into production, and then of course creating the marketing materials and the bonuses. Always something to do. fortunately I've got some time in SF for the next couple weeks to hammer away at it.
Here's where I'll be the next couple months. Bootcamp AHOY!
May 23: San Francisco May 30: San Francisco June 6: San Francisco June 12: New York City June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE
Today's video is a collaboration with Tyler that I shot in Orlando a few weeks ago.
We were talking about how our public speaking styles differ, and it got me to thinking about how this also translated to our different approaches to game. Of course, it's an oversimplification to say that we are entirely "this" style or "that" style, however if you look at the surface of things, it's pretty apparent that I tend to gravitate towards a more structured approach to game whereas Owen prefers to wing it within an overarching framework of principles.
This isn't to say that one approach is superior to the other, in fact I'd go so far as to say that you actually want to be fluid enough that you can switch it up dynamically, in real time, as the need arises in order to get the job done. However, it's also a good idea to take a look at yourself and decide which approach resonates more with you, as there are pros and cons top both.
Check it out:
Anyways, that's it for today. I'll be back next time with a very special interview with my glorious assistant, known around these parts as the DIAMOND DOG. This was done by special request, and it promises to be a rollicking good time for all.
In other news, we're stil cranking on the PANDURR shirts line and it's going quite splendidly. However, we are still getting constant requests for us to reinstate the BEASTMODE shirts.
As you may recall, we did a Beastmode Blowout a while back to move the remaining stock and the response was tremendous. At this point, we're sold out of most styles, but since there has been demand, we have decided to do a limited reprinting of the 5 most popular styles: Pink and Grey CRACK, Yellow and Blue JOLT, and SPLINTER.
We'll be rolling that out for a limited time soon, at highly discounted prices, as a thank you to the RSD community for their support of our brand. So look for that in my next post!
Hello friends it is I, Jeffy back once more for yet another edition of idiocy. Before I get to it, however, allow me to present my upcoming tour dates:
May 10: Vegas May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL May 23: San Francisco May 30: San Francisco June 6: San Francisco June 12: New York City June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE
Okay. So today's video comes to you from the Floridian realm of Orlando, aka WHORElando.
While I was traveling recently, I came across a thread on Reddit entitled "Ladies, what are some of the things guys do to try to impress you that actually make you cringe?"
As I read it, I noticed that pretty much every single thing listed was a traditional "game no no"... for example, the most cited thing was bragging and qualifying yourself. So this gave me the idea to examine this list of game killers in depth in a video, and give my personal spin on each point, from my perspective as a 12 year professional veteran of the game.
So that's it for today, let me know what you think in the comments!
Good day ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another edition of RSD Jeffy Blog Dot Com. Just got back from Canada, off to Orlando with tyler this weekend. Here's where I'll be after that:
April 26: San Francisco May 3: San Francisco May 10: Vegas May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL May 23: San Francisco May 30: San Francisco June 6: San Francisco June 12: New York City June 20: San Francisco June 26: Chicago July 4: San Francisco July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE
Sweet. So you probably noticed my sweet new face computer Google Glass in the thumbnail accompanying this article. It's awesome it plugs right into the USB on my computer, it's perfect. I may end up dating it like Joaquin Phoenix in that movie.
In other news, I just signed up for Obamacare, now Obama cares for me. I make so little Gross Adjusted Income that I qualified for the best plan, the Diamond plan where Obama actually comes to your home and gently caresses your head while saying, "I, um, care for you." This weekend in Canada I was excitedly telling girls this and demonstrating Obama's caress, then chastising them saying, "Wat the fuk do you have.... ROB FORDCARE. Where a fat guy comes to your house and smokes crack with you. Actually, that sounds pretty damn good. I'm not fat shaming."
And anyways, both of tose things have absolutely nothing to do with today's video, shot at the recent Las Vegas Free Tour. In the video, I address some strategies and overall PROTIPS wth regard to gaming in LOUD club environments. I also relate some tales from my days working for the man, before I became the master of my own destiny, AKA a notorious scumbag who teaches men how to rail whores in a van. Check it out:
Having said all that, I'm gonna sign off so I can get back in the studio, where I am recording an AUDIO BOOK version of Nine Ball, which will likely be a BONUS available with my Online Game Magnum Opus, "The Program," which we've scheduled for an October release. It's pretty funny recording it actually, because in a way its like acting in a reenactment of the events, except I'm playing all the parts. I find myself doing impressions of people as I do their dialogue, like Tyler's for example. lol
Anyways, be on the lookout for it. Let me know what you think in the comments.
Whaddup y'all, your boy Jeffy poking his head back above ground today to bring you a message of love. Been running program here in SF for a few weeks now after the whole Mardi Gras deal... Alexander~ is actually in town this weekend and it should be off the proverbial chain, as they say. After that, I'll be here:
April 5: Las Vegas April 12: Vancouver April 19: Orlando April 26: San Francisco May 3: San Francisco May 10: Edmonton May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL
SO yeah... about to shoot off to the gym so I'm going to dispense with the written elaboration portion of today's lesson and cut right to the motherfuckin chase.
A while back I got a message on Failbook from a longtime follower:
"i really think you should make a video blog on becoming okay with chaos you live like this awesome wild life chaotic life, but like it doesnt faze you its just like your norm. when shit gets too weird it always freaks me out... i think it'd benefit a lot of folk not just me! mad love brahh and keep doing your thing!"
Interestingly enough, I had already planned on doing a blog on the underpinnings of my outlook on life, which can essentially be boiled down to a form of Absurdism.
The video, shot in several locations in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, features a light saber battle, mystery fluids, and the breasts of a "14 year old" girl. If I look a little worse for the wear in the daytime parts in the second half, well that's because the previous night I somehow ingested some "roofies" or something of that nature at Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop on Bourbon, which put me on my fuckin ass... I was barely able to crawl out of bed and get the damn vblog done. BUT I did. And now, it's here for your edification:
There ya go. While we are ultimately destined to have certain questions unanswered, we can develop a personal meaning for our lives via the search itself.
So get out there and search, god dammit.
Let me know what you think in the comments and I'll be back soon with another vblog about EGO GRATIFICATION in the game, and the desire to look cool in front of your friends while gaming.
WHATUP HOS. I'm writing this up in the lobby of a hotel in the French Quarter in New Orleans. Just finished up the winter Alumni Bootcamp tour, killed it and had an absolute BLAST in both Miami and here at Mardi Gras. Now, it's back to San Francisco for the next month, where I plan to quit alcohol for Lent. lol.
Here's where I'll be the next several weeks:
March 7: San Francisco March 13: San Francisco March 21: San Francisco April 5: Las Vegas April 12: Vancouver April 19: Orlando April 26: San Francisco May 3: San Francisco May 10: Edmonton May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL
So, now that we've gotten that business out the way, let's get down to brass fucking tacks.
Today's video was shot last week in Miami. In it, I address a question that I got via email from an alumni. In his final bootcamp notes, I suggested that he needed to become more flirtatious in his interactions with women, and avoid staying in the seemingly "safe" zone of "friend to friend" communication. He needed to do this both physically, and verbally, and I threw out a list of various attraction tactics.
He asked for clarification and examples of these, and it made me think that a lot of guys out there could actually benefit from this... a video where I move away from the more esoteric stuff and give some concrete examples of these so-called "attraction tactics." Check it out:
So there you go. Note, of course, that while these tactics and techniques are powerful and FIELD TESTED to have a dramatic impact in set, they are simply TOOLS.
Too many times, I've seen students who ruthlessly study these types of gambits and commit them to memory, but then in the field rely on them as a crutch for poor emotional intelligence. They just go up and blurt them out in rapid fire style, and it just comes off super "gamey" and weird. The girl can clearly tell that the guy has zero attunement to her subjective emotional experience and is merely rattling off some sort of canned lines, and invariably it results in a BLOWOUT.
If, on the other hand, you go up feeling fun and awesome, remain PRESENT to the moment and genuinely connect with the girl paying attention to what she's giving you emotionally, and THEN layer in these tactics, the results are NUCLEAR level. Just always, remember, they aren't the meat and potatoes of the interaction, they are merely the SEASONING.
So looks like it's about time for me to shoot off to the airport, so I'm gonna call it here. Got an amazing Mardi Gras video coming out next about my philosophy of the absurd, and it's going to be a doozy. Should be a real bitch to edit, as it's more of a "tyler-style" vid with many different locations etc etc. But it will be worth it. SO keep your eyes out for that.
Let me know what you think in the comments, and I'll see you next time!
What up gang. Just got back from Calgary, Alberta, where I ran a very successful bootcamp. This trip was a little strange however, in that I did NOT hook up with a teenager, and actually met a girl who was somewhat age-appropriate.
About to head to Miami for the alumni Bootcamp with Tyler and then its off to the Big Easy, NEW ORLEANS for a five day Mardi Gras program. Happy days are here again!
February 18: Miami 5 day February 27: NOLA Mardi Gras 5 day March 7: San Francisco March 13: San Francisco March 21: Austin March 27: Los Angeles April 5: San Francisco April 12: Vancouver April 19: San Francisco April 26: San Diego May 3: San Francisco May 10: Edmonton May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL
So today's video is from the San Francisco Free Tour earlier this month. The free tour happened to coincide with the one year anniversary of the now infamous "Rape Van Pickup Artist" media firestorm that sprang up around me when Jezebel dot com posted an inflammatory article painting a sordid picture of me as a racist, misogynistic retard.
Basically, some woman who had flaked on me for a date and I then called fat sent in our text exchange to her buddy at Jezebel, who then posted a short article. The article in and of itself wasn't even that bad, but in the ensuing comments section, all these women came out of the woodwork to talk shit... imagine every bad date you've ever had (and I've had COUNTLESS... i've literally been on thousands of dates in the past several years as part of my research, so as you can imagine I've accumulated quite a collection of disastrous outcomes lol) ripping your ass on some creepy forum.
At the time, every fucking blog in the city picked up the story and ran with it. For two weeks, I was basically the most hated man in San Francisco. lol.
In the wake of all this, not only Jezebel but all of these other news outlets contacted me to "get my side of the story." I ignored them. Also, people here at RSDN were begging me to tell my side... I ignored that shit too.
First off, I didn't want to contribute to something that I found reprehensible, which was the psuedo-journalism TMZ idiocy that the article represented. Further, at the time I had difficulty wrapping my head around the various dynamics at play. So, for the time, I decided to let it die down and then let that particular sleeping dog lie.
Now, a year later, I decided to take a look back and give my thoughts on the issue, and also talk about what this means for YOU as you take this journey of self-actualization and face blowback from the mainstream, albeit on a smaller scale, in your personal life.
So there you have it.. the take home lesson for you?
FULL DISCONNECT from mainstream groupthink.
Let's hear your thoughts in the comments, and I'll see you in March!
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