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jlaix
 
Hi everybody, Jeffy here with a new message. I love you.

9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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Slammed with work this week, everything is coming to fruition but it's a big time commitment. Just managed to get this video up, it's my first in glorious 4k and I underestimated the render time. Also, just to warn you the audio is a little fucked up but hopefully its not unbearable. Sorry. Thought this free tour was too good to not put out all things considered. check it



lol the man bun. Unfortunately it was lost in action at some point after the filming of this video.

RIP

Also, I'm consolidating my old free tour channel into my general one so enjoy this classic from Jeffy Free Tour:



Well that's about it for me, before I go I'd like to announce the new Dick on Fleek and Kitty on Fleek V necks are fresh in from the printers, and they look dope as fuck. 



Get yours here: http://pandurr.myshopify.com/collections/dof/products/dof-men

-j

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jlaix
 
Sup homies, Jeffy fresh off 17 days in Vegas. Not only survived, but thrived in the harsh desert environment. Had a threesome with a porn star. Gave a pretty decent speech at the end of Summit. lol. 

Time to hit the ground running back home however... lots on my plate. Here's where I be next:

8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/19: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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Anyways, here's a quick video for you today, on the topic of "nowhere sets." Frequently, a guy will get to a point where he can open, but then he falls into a predictable pattern of polite conversation, and the interaction fizzles out shortly thereafter. 

This is a rather common issue among guys who are what I'd call "yellow belts"... that is, not COMPLETE NOOBTARDS, but still not very experienced. 

Fortunately this is not super difficult to fix, and usually it's one of a handful of issues that are the culprit. In this video, I outline the most common reasons for the nowhere sets, so take a look and see if any of these resonate with you:



There you go. 

Anyway, as I mentioned earlier I had an epic threesome with a porn star last week... afterwards she indicated that my girl and I had "dick and pussy on fleek," respectively. I was like "oh shit that would be a dope shirt!" 

So I called my biz partner at Pandurr, and a week later, voila:





These are unisex v-necks, so if you're a dude and you have a cat that is really cool or something, you could also wear the kitty on fleek one. 

RSD Nation readers get a special discount, this week only! Enter the code ONFLEEK at checkout for 20% off!

http://pandurr.myshopify.com/collections/dof

Cheers and I'll see you next Tuesday

-j

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jlaix
 
Hi-motherfucking-diddly hoe neighborinos, Jeffy here with more sprinkles of mist for the night. I am here in Las Vegas, Nevada on a mission... a mission to elect Donald Trump as the next President of the United States. 

TRUMP IS PEACE

TRUMP IS FREEDOM

TRUMP IS STRENGTH


Vote Trump/Rodman 2016. Here's where I'll be next:

8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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Anyway, I just got up and it's time to hit the fucking campaign trail, but before I do that, I wanted to get this wonderful video up. It was recorded in San Francisco last August, but for some reason I never got around to editing it. Going through an old hard drive I discovered it and wrapped it up with a bow for your educational purposes this fine tuesday. 

It is a primer on "How To Be Cool," as related by the fictional character "Michelle," a six year old girl from the television program "Full House." 



Hopefully that sheds some light on this very important issue, and you can now go through the rest of your life being cool. And let me tell you... IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE COOL.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you next tuesday.

-j

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jlaix
 
Welcome to yet another edition of love. I'm running on fumes today since I was fleasty beasty all weekend fucking in a van. Max was also in town so the past few days were a bit taxing on the old central nervous system. Then this morning a water pipe burst in my house at 6am, so not much in the way of sleep... then Julien arrived at around 3pm for his Julien World Tour thing deal, and so of course we hiked up the hill behind my house to shoot a couple blogs for your amusement and learnings. 

Anyways, this weekend it's off to VEGAS where the beastmode desires shall continue apace. Check it out:

8/8: Las Vegas World Summit
8/15: Las Vegas World Summit
8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco



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We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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So anyway, we were feeling a bit magnanimous today so we decided to dip into the old RSD mailbag and answer a few inquiries from our devoted acolytes. Observe and be transformed through the musky power of love:



So that's about it for me today, I am about to give myself over to the sweet embrace of sleep, in order to prepare my mind body and soul for the ardous journey ahead. 

Before I do that however, I'd be remiss without bringing up the amazing fashion wear of Pandurr.



In a world of shit, it's shirts. Get yours at PANDURR.COM

Enter code RSDURRNATION at checkout to receive 20% off your order... good for one week!

C U Next Tuesday

-j

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jlaix
 
Hi it's your benevolent mentor Jeffrey here today to bring you the good news. I'm here in San Francisco, and am now officially balls deep in the summer of Jeff. All I do is have threesomes in a van and light gardening. I'm on some Altered Beast type shit, and you will all reap the benefits in the coming months. Big things on the horizon that will change the game. Never thought I'd be saying that at this late stage in my career, but it is what it is. lol im jesus

Anywhoo, Vegas Summit coming up and I will be spending 18 days there this time around. Bring chapsticks and remember to hydrate. 

Here's where I'll be:

8/8: Las Vegas World Summit
8/15: Las Vegas World Summit
8/29: San Francisco
9/12: Calgary
10/10: San Francisco
10/17: Vancouver
10/24: Edmonton
10/31: Toronto
11/7: Montreal
11/28: New York
12/5: Miami
12/12: Los Angeles
12/19: Chicago
1/9: San Francisco


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So here's a little vblog I shot with Max yesterday high on the hills of San Francisco, on the topics of "beginning with the end in mind" and knowing when to let "good enough be enough."



In fairness, the guy in the examples I used has been stepping up and taking this advice to heart, and lo and behold, he got laid. So the story has a happy ending and you can too. 

That's it for me until next tuesday, when I've got something spectacular arranged for you. 

-j

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jlaix
 
What up cunts, Jeff here with a quick blast on your face. 

Summer is here, and with it come times of joy. I am taking the summer off bootcamp in order to complete a variety of tasks that are sure to bring you great edification. These tasks are as follows:

Execute the Program v1.5

Jeffy Hotseat Number Two

Both of these projects will be filled to the brim with the same care and value that I strive to include in all of my works. I'm not sure when these will be ready so as of now the dates are not set in stone, but I'm putting literally all of my efforts into these jobs right now. I'm approaching 40 and want to crank this shit hard while I still have the passion. 

I think I'm at a place now where I've hit the sweet spot of my game - still young enough to get my dick hard, and now old enough to have the TECHNIQUE and more importantly WISDOM that trumps the advantage of plain old youthful exuberance. 

In the meanwhile, I'll be putting out weekly videos as well now that I'm not traveling as much. 

Anywhoo, WORLD SUMMIT is only a month away, so hopefully I'll see you there!

www.rsdworldsummit.com/ www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

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Today's video is a quick one from the recent NYC Free Tour. In it, I discuss the strange phenomenon of a CHILD attending the tour, discuss the infamous DEVILS THREESOME, and give some pointers on how to be a Dumb Midget With Emotional Problems. 



Thanks for participating the the glorious experiment known as RSDN and I will see you next week.

-j

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jlaix
 
Sup y'all it's me, back from teh NYC. Just one more bootcamp on my schedule... LAS VEGAS next weekend, then I'm off traveling for the summer, just running sporadic bootcamps in San Francisco and filming for my upcoming Hotseat. 

I'm calling it "the Summer of Jeff" like George Costanza in Seinfeld. 

May 22: San Francisco
May 28: Las Vegas
June 12: San Francisco
June 19: San Francisco


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We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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Today's video was actually uploaded to my YouTube channel last week, but due to internet difficulties I wasn't able to post my blog here... so better late than never, I suppose. 

It's from the Chicago Free Tour, and I open the talk by expanding on something Madison, my wonderful opening act, was hammering on... how guys in the community are always looking for immediate solutions to specific situations that arise in game, not realizing that if they were to actually do the hard work of SHIFTing their identities, then most of these issues wouldn't even arise in the first place. Check it out:



So there you go.

In other news, wanted to announce that PANDURR has a whole new website, and since you guys were with us from the beginning, we want to offer you a special THANK YOU discount for supporting Pandurr and doing your part to make fashion funner. 

For one week, get 20% off your ENTIRE ORDER when you go to www.pandurr.com and enter the code RSDURRNATION at checkout. 

Thanks again!

I'll be back next Tuesday with another video. Until then,

-j


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jlaix
 
HAAAAAAAAYYYY

Jeffy here once more, to save you from the morass of your own idiocy. 

Been traveling quite a bit, as usual, headed up this weekend to that most diverse of North American cities, Toronto, then off to NYC and Vegas, and after THAT, taking a couple months off for some quiet reflection... aka prepping for the upcoming Jeffy Hotseat World Tour in the fall. 

May 7: Toronto
May 14: New York City
May 22: San Francisco
May 28: Las Vegas
June 12: San Francisco
June 19: San Francisco

www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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This week's video is the last clip from the RSD Winter Summit 2015 in Miami. Here are the topics I cover:

- How to leverage the power of logistics to crack the dreaded "intermediate plateau"

- How to acclimate yourself to the club environment as a newbie who might be intimidated by such venues

- Cultivating the elusive quality of "depth" to take your game to the major leagues

- Reconciling two seemingly opposite concepts: "say whatever you want, no filters," and "don't say stupid shit"

- Finally, how to eliminate the concept of "rejection" as you know it, forever. 



There you go..

OH! Before I go, wanted to announce that Pandurr has a brand new website with more functionality... that means we'll be doing a lot more sales and promotions, to give you the opportunity to pick up Pandurr swag at steep discounts! Check out the new store and see why Pandurr clothing makes it worthwhile to get dressed in the morning. 

www.pandurr.com




Until next time,

-j

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jlaix
 
Check it out, here's where I'll be running BOOTCAMP next:

April 24: San Francisco
April 30: Chicago
May 7: Toronto
May 14: New York City
May 22: San Francisco
May 28: Las Vegas
June 12: San Francisco
June 19: San Francisco


www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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Today's video explores a very common game mistake I see in younger guys in particular. This guy, he's not a pussy, he can approach no problem, but he's just a little too eager, almost spastic in his movements and just too aggressive overall. The girls tense up, and often he doesn't have the requisite social acuity to back off. In fact, he will often DOUBLE DOWN on his advances, causing the girl to dig in even more, or more likely just peace out. 

Fortunately, there are steps you can actively take to begin slowing things down, which ironically results in you getting laid in less time. 



-j

With Game of Thrones returning, we at Pandurr thought it would be a good time to do a reprint of the "I HAVE YOUR FUCKING DRAGONS" shirt... get yours today at pandurr.com

                                    

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jlaix
 
sup cunts, your dad's back. 

Running bootcamp in EDMONTON next week. Couple years ago, I actually hooked up with a pair of twins there... a goal I didn't even know I had. Lol. Maybe this time, triplets. 

Anyway, there's still a BOOTCAMP SPOT OPEN for the home of the Oilers, so get up on it son! I don't get out there very often. After that I'll be here:

April 16: Edmonton
April 24: San Francisco
April 30: Chicago
May 7: Toronto
May 14: New York City
May 22: San Francisco
May 28: Miami
June 12: San Francisco
June 19: San Francisco


www.rsdfreetour.com / www.rsdbootcamp.com

We have a 3 person team that handles ALL of your questions about RSD events-- call them any time to talk game or ask any questions you want!

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EUROPE: +44 (0) 2079 934 034
AUSTRALIA: +61 280 155 522
ASIA: +81345789305

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Today's video deals with one of my biggest pet peeves: 

BAD BREATH.

It boggles my fucking mind: students spend all this money on a bootcamp, get their clothes and style all sorted out, and then show up with fucking GROSS ASS BREATH. I'm like, damn motherfucker, get out of my fucking face with that shit. 

How do you think the girls feel about this situation? lol 

I don't care how good your game is, if your breath is SHIT then you're not getting laid, period. 

Check it out:



Love me some NYC, and love me some MINTY FRESHNESS IN TEH MOUTH.

Anyway, before I go I wanted to give you guys a first look at some new stuff we got on tap at PANDURR:

HATS! 


www.pandurr.com


www.pandurr.com

AND BAGS!!


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If you haven't checked out my ONLINE GAME OPUS... EXECUTE THE PROGRAM.



"Thanks to The Program, I have already had sex with more girls in 2015 than I had in my entire life up to that point. Words cannot express my gratitude. I'm on pace to hit 100 by the end of the year. Provided I don't spend too much time fucking around with repeat customers. Like my life is completely different than it was a month ago." 

-DC, Vancouver
 
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