Man, I love college. Across every sunlit walkway and grassy quad, girls - young, eager, fresh-faced, and nubile - flounce about in summer dresses. They saunter and sway in yoga pants, or pivot and jog in tiny track-shorts. They lounge seductively in sheer blouses. They charm me. They captivate me.
They give me fucking boner.
College campuses are prime locations for meeting girls. Here’s how I do it:
1. Meet girls when you’re with a friend
The easiest way for me to meet women at school is by simply walking around campus with a friend, joking, goofing off, hollering at girls, and drawing them into your conversation.
Friend: Dude, is it cool to use emoticons whence texting the beezies?
Me: I dunno dude, I suck at texting. Hark! Let us ask this passing female! Ayo girl, would you ever date a guy who uses emoticons?
Random Girl: Tee hee, I dunno. Blah blah. OMG, this is so random. Who are you guys?
Friend: Yo dude, we should cultivate an enormous vibrant social group, then throw a party and get all the beezies.
Me: Yeah man, we’ll even have a bubble machine. We’ll become “those studs with the bubble machine.” Our sexual prowess will become legendary. Hark! Let us invite this passing female! Ayo girl, wanna come to our party?
Random Girl: Tee hee. Sure, when is it?
Me: Not sure yet, but we’re gonna have a bubble machine.
Random Girl: I’m wet.
Then we introduce ourselves, chat, and I possibly get her number and/or take her on an instant-date.
The great thing about approaching girls with a friend is that it tricks females into thinking you’re a well-adjusted member of society who’s capable of forming healthy human relationships. Haha, just kidding. The real advantage is that going out with friends (they don’t even have to be into pickup, by the way) helps put you into the friendly, spontaneous mood that makes it easy to meet and attract girls.
- Pro Tip: Make sure your buddy knows when to get lost. i.e. He knows that when you meet a girl, he needn’t hover there as you try to get her number/seduce her/take her on a date. If he’s cool he’ll know when to say “I’ll catch up with you guys later” and leave you and the girl alone.
That being said, perhaps you - like me - live an austere, lonely existence of focus and dedication, and you don’t really have friends.
Ain’t no thang. Just roll by yourself:
2. Meet girls when you’re by yourself
Most of the time when I meet girls on campus, I’m by myself and picking up girls is not my primary intention at that moment. Basically, if I’m walking to class and I see a girl who looks sexy or cool, I try to meet her (yes, it usually makes me nervous). You can meet girls while walking to class, while waiting for class to start, while grabbing lunch, while waiting in line to register for parking, while masturbating in the library (haha, just kidding about that last one).
You know that awkward situation when you’re walking behind a girl on the sidewalk and you’re wondering whether to pass her quickly or walk really slowly so she doesn’t think you’re stalking her? That awkward situation is a perfect opportunity to walk ahead of her, turn around and say something like: “Hi, we’re both walking the same way. It would be awkward if we just ignored each other, so I figured I’d introduce myself.”
You can open with anything:
- Hi, I thought you were cute and I’d regret it if I didn’t meet you.
- Damn girl, those boots are some pimp boots you’re wearing.
- Are you checking me out?
- Which way is the library? Haha, just kidding I thought you were cute and I wanted to meet you.
- Fuck me or I’ll kill myself (Just kidding. Probably don’t use this one).
3. Instant-Date whenever possible
Normally when I meet girls on campus, I don’t have time to stay and chat, so I get their number and try to arrange a date later. But if I have the time I’ll try to take them on a date right then and there. It used to seem crazy to me that a girl would spontaneously agree to hang out with a guy she just met. But now that I’ve done it, it seems natural and casual.
Here’s how it happens: I have approached the girl. We chat. I make her laugh. We talk about school, finals, our favorite Disney princesses, craziest places we’ve had sex, whatev. Then I’ll say something like, “Hey, I’ve got a little bit of time. Watchu doin’ right now? Let’s grab some frozen yogurt.”
If she’s not busy and she feels comfortable with you, there’s a good chance you can take her on a date (if you’re with a buddy, this would be a good time for him to politely excuse himself).
Instant dates are great because you and the girl can bond immediately instead of texting/calling, hoping that you can both find a time that works.
Meeting random women on a campus where you go to school presents a unique challenge. Unlike clubs, bars, or even malls, college campuses are closed environments. Even at a big school, chances are good that you’ll run into the same girls again.
This leads us to our fourth tip:
4. Be bold; be cool
But dood! What if everyone thinks I’m a creep?
What if she rejects me and I keep running into her?
What if I get kicked out of school for harassing women?
The more bold and honest you are, the less likely you are to creep the girl out. If you leer at a girl, wait until no one’s watching, scuttle up to her, and mumble some indirect bullshit, it will probably be weird.
Just own it. Yes, I approach random girls if I think they’re cute. Yes, I sometimes approach the same girls twice without realizing it. Yes, I approach girls while my classmates are watching. Yes, I walk around campus hitting on girls and if someone asks what I’m doing, I tell them, “I’m hitting on girls.”
Here’s a recent text convo to show that this isn’t a big deal:
Me: Imma with you till you cum all over my fingers.
Girl: Lol I’m sure you’d like that. How many other girls have you said that to/done it to?
Girl: Lol, I’m just asking because you recently made a move on one of my sorority sisters
Me: Haha. Sounds like something I’d do. Tell her I said hi.
This is how I meet girls on campus. I meet them through cold approach. Apparently college is really good for meeting girls at in class, at parties, and through social group. But since I don’t have very many classes, I don’t go to parties, and don’t really have a social group, I’m not the guy to ask.