I meet up with Professor Hughes in the park, he is hangign out with few girls, I go in and join him. We stay there for maybe 5 mins taking pics etc. but the girls are really cold. After that we go talk to 2 17 year old girls, they were pretty cool, we shoot the shit, take some more pictures and after that meetup with Voeoe, head out to hotel and then to Ludvigs apartment. 2 of my mates have arrived from Tampere and apparently they have set up a base camp there so we drink few shots and then start moving of to Herkku, which was packed tonight.
We started the night out with some karaoke and social mingling. The first approach I think I made inside the disco was this group of 5 or 7? girls. I go in the middle, do a stupid dance there, some fistpumping and they start cheering. I go physical with one blonde girl, and grind with her, after sometime I lift her up and now the friends are high fiving me for some reason. That got me warmed up for the rest of the night, proper Ozzie style
I go talk to these 2 girls, one good looking blonde and one fatty. The fatty is a good singer tho, anyway I think I hang out with them for 5 minutes, go sing a song and go hang out with them for few more mins. I try to go physical with the blonde but it's only the beginning of the night so she's not feeling it.
I think I was hanging out with Hughes by the bar when I spot this small blondie girl, I pull from her hair and for the first 10 seconds she's pretty shocked but warms up soon and we chat out with her alittle bit. I love the 2 hour rule, because it really takes the pressure of the approaches at the beginning of the night, should do that every night. Only goal is to go talk to girls, no trying to game them. You put on the game face on at maybe between 1 or 2 o'clock am. Social mingling deluxe..
I also do some random socialising in the smoking rooms, but can't remember a shit from those.
I start to pump up the escalation at around midnight, lots of dancefloor game, lots of blowouts, lots of fun.
At around 00:45 I go to this cute small blondie on the dancefloor, and lift her up, makeout with her, dance there for few mins with her, my friend goes to talk to the brunette friend. I carry her to the smoking are.. this seems to be my trademark move these days or something... Gotten laid like this 4 or 5 times this year, glorious, but I only do this when I'm in a proper physical irrelevant state. I smoke a cigarette with her, then lead her to the sofa near the smoking section. Makeout with her, and out of the blue I use this line: "You have no idea what I want to do you", girl: "What?", "I want to lock you up in my room for few weeks and only let you out for the basic hygienig needs and eating, after that I'm gonna release you back to the wilds". Thanks for Brad and Jeffy for this one.
I carry her back downstairs because she tells me she wants to dance for alittlebit, I also work out the logistics littlebit. Middleway through I notice my sleave is wet, "Did you vomit on me?!", she says no. Dunno if she vomited on me or somebody poured a drink accidentally on my shirt. Beer and vomit smells the same, can't know the difference. We dance for alittle bit, then I say to her at about 1 am that I'm hungry. Let's go to McDonalds. Off we go, smallcutieblond gets her coat and purse of the cloakroom. We head outside and after some walking I say to her. "Actually I don't wanna go to McDonalds, it's expensive there at this time, but I think I left a pizza to my friends apartment. Let's go eat that". We walk for 1 km, take the tram to Ludvigs apartment.
When we get there we smoke a cigarette on the balcony, there's a mattress on the balcony so I start making out with her, after that I carry her to the sofabed inside. Keep making out and the girl asks me "Do you have a condom", ofcourse. Keep making out until the girl vomits while I try to take off her panties. Great.. so now I clean up the vomit from my shirt, sofa, and the floor. Just the big chunks, I'm not too accurate about this stuff. After she comes back from the bathroom it's sextimes. First time I took viagra, it was amazing. My dong was like a weapon of mass destruction, no whisky dick this time. I could had poked the girls eye out with this thing. After this we go to sleep, but the night is not over yet.
At about 4 am my friend calls me that they are outside and I need to come open the door, fuck, it's a small apartment. I go down, I notice that they have managed to bring 2 girls with them. Fuck, it's gonna get tight in here. We go inside, they turn on the lights, put on the music and start drinking. There goes my good nights sleep. After they go to the balcony I have sex with my girl, after we finish up and try to get some sleep my friends start playing music and making noise in the balcony. I get pissed off, go up there and yell "Shut the fuck up, you wanna see my cock?!", I pull out my dong in front of my 2 friends and those 2 girls. The look on the girls face was really the best thing that has happened on my life, cannot really describe that. After that I go back to sleep and try to act like I didnt just pull out my dick in front of 4 people. Cannot get sleep, have sex 1 more time with the girl while my friend sleeps 5 cm next from us, thanks to Viagra, it was still hard as fuck.
Oh yea, and Ludvig also took a picture of me having sex with the girl, no genitals were shown, but still a pretty good picture and I think everybody in the room saw that pic.
This was prolly the most fun and weird night in my life so far and wanted to write this so I can show it to my grandchildren someday. I hope I didn't forget any bits here