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 Night 2 August 17, 2013
This night since the experience I had the night before I decided to try and be myself. I am naturally a social guy. I just wanted to see how I would manage in cold approach. My roommate and I went back to tiger land and went inside of a club. There were so many people there. Dancing and drinking. I don’t drink. I kept saying to him “ok bro we have to approach something.” We kept saying OK! We walked in, out, and around that club for at least 45 minutes rationalizing to ourselves why we didn’t want to approach. Either she wasn’t that pretty, we assumed she had a boyfriend, she smoked a cigarette (even though I don’t personally like girls that smoke), she looked like a bitch. All kinds of rationalizations. So after a while I got sick of just walking around and jumped in. I saw a three set of girls whispering to each other and one of them was drunk. I put my arm around the two outer ones and squeezed the middle one to keep them there. I stuck my head in towards theirs and started talking. I can’t remember what I said. One got away from my arm. So I squeezed the last 2. The one that was drunk said “You can’t take my babies!” Our lips were extremely close to each other when she said this. I said “I don’t want your babies.” She said “These babies are mine.” I looked up a little and I see this short manlet guy running up trying not to be obvious and he was like “Alright girls time to go lets go.” I just ignored him and looked back down. So then I told the drunk girl “I don’t want the babies, I want the momma!” She started laughing and said “You can’t have the momma.” I saw the set was failing so I let go and quickly turned around back to my roommate. He said “Bro, what happened in there?” I told him what happened. Then as I turned back around and saw what the drunk girl looked like, I wanted to puke and yell fuarrrrrrk all at the same time because she was so ugly. I then told myself thank God that set failed! About 30min later we went outside and went back to my car to get some gum. There were these 2 cute girls sitting on my car. One was a fairly tall blonde, the other was a short brunette. The car next to us was theirs and the other car next us was 3 guys and a girl jamming out to some music. They yelled “uh oh y’all are sitting on their car.” I then said “You think it’s ok to sit on random people’s car?!” They immediately hopped up with that shock face. Then they said “Come party with us!” I grabbed some gum and walked over to meet them. I said “Who are you?” They said their name and I began to flirt with the blonde. I tried to get physical with her. I grabbed her hand. Spun her around stuff like that, but I kept backing away from her not getting in her personal space to get physical (newbie mistakes). They enjoyed talking to us though and told us to wait until they got back. So we did and it took forever. But hey, their car was there so they couldn’t leave without it. My roommate suggested that we invite them to this 24 hour restaurant called Louis. So when they came back they brought back some HOT friends. They were between 7.5-10. So the short brunette came back to me and I invited her to Louis. She said “Hold on I have to ask my friend.” I stopped her and said “First, let me tell you about Louis. They have the greatest napkins that just do the most amazing things.” (This was my first week in this town I had never been to Louis so I couldn’t comment on the food because I had never tasted it.) She was so excited that she was like OK and ran up to the hot friends she had bought back and said “Do you guys want to go to Louis? They have the greatest napkins that do the most amazing things!” Next thing I hear is one of the friends yell, while looking at me “WHO THE FUCK SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOME NAPKINS?!” I started smiling and she repeated it. Then the whole group started looking at me so I knew I had to hurry up and diffuse the situation. So I ran up to the group and realized they had a guy in it. They all had that who is this guy look on their face. I introduced myself to the guy first and diffused him by shaking is hand and grabbing his shoulder at the same time. Once he was diffused the girls were opened. They began smiling and seemed eager to meet me. Then I introduced myself to all of the girls. After that I looked at the tallest girls in the group and said “Are you all models because you all are tall for girls?” The guy said “Yeah we all are models haha!” I just ignored his comment and one girl smiled and said “No it’s just these heels.” Eventually, I was able to talk to that girl outside of the group and she was interested in finding out who I was. I hate I didn’t close. I guess I didn’t see the opportunity. They said they were coming to Louis because they knew where it was so we left and went to Louis. They never showed. The food was good though. I also experienced my first in person flake. Even though we didn’t get any numbers, we did actually talk to girls and got comfortable talking to them. We were excited that we made some progress.
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