Behzad's Blog

 
 Ok Night 17... This was the most successfull and the most fun night since i started this. I was self amused and totally independent of outcome all night. Ofcourse not self amused all the time. But started that shit after one hour. So I began with approaching girls on the dance floor as usual and also did an approach one set off the dance floor which didnt go well at all (whatever). So after a little bit i find myself being the same unsuccessful chode so I decide to take a break. While im moving out of the club I start thinking "what would tyler do?". Ive been watchin the blueprint lately btw. Right there is where I say to my self "fuck the break man!Lets go do it up!" So i just turn and change my direction right at that point and start walking towards the dance floor and then see this group of girls that r with a guy dancing near the dance floor. So I look and see this 7 girl who is kinda cute. I circle the group and go directly at her and take her hand and make her do a spin. Immidiate escelation ensues. She gets close and we put our heads really close that our noses r touchin... and guess what? Make out. I just knew her for fuckin 20 seconds or sth and she makes out with me! After that I do get inside my head at times while dancing but i realize immidiately and just jump out. After the second makeout I realize that i gt seperate her or this aint gana work. So I take her to the dancefloor and start dancing there. But then her friend shows up and the friend's like "Were dancing over there!" Aight fuck so we move back together. Then theres more dancing and another makeout. I also lick her neck and get really physical while her friend is watching. So the predictable happens and her friend tells her that they gtg. So I ask her to punch in her number in my phone. Shes really into me so she even double checks the number, corrects it and then I leave. (short makeout for saying bye) I dont even give them time to leave while me watching. As a result I wasnt even sure if they left right then. But Im sure they did shortly. So at first i pretend that im not gana go look for other girls and go near the clubs door and play with my phone a bit and then head to the dance floor with a serious look on my face. Meaning if she sees me, shes not gana think im gaming. My favorite songs r playing so i hit the dancefloor really hard and then think to my self :"This wasnt enough man! U need more of this shit!"So im movin back and fourth between the dancefloor and the clubs door at times and then i see this girl at the bar near the door who is a 6. Im not gana hit on her but shes been kinda creeped out by me everytime i saw her on the dancefloor even on the previous nights. Self amusment time!! I go right beside her and ask "Why r u creeped out by me?" She doesnt answer so I repeat: "Why r u creeped out by me?". Shes like "You're so agressive!"... lol well I kinda see that as a compliment. So everytime I try to pat her or touch her (I have no fuckin idea what i was tryin to do) on the back she moves away a little so that i miss. So I tell her with an ICE look on my face: "Dont worry Im not gana hit on u." Ouch. I dont know wether to say that was mean or not. But i didnt get a negative feedback. In fact later when I saw her in the dance floor she seemed less creeped out. 
Im dancing on the stage a little bit later. Totaly self amuse. Loving the music. Right then a 9 and an 8 show up and the 9 holds up her hand as shes waiting for me to pull her up. Alright. I pull her up and we start dancing . I dont get too physical with this girl. But Im being really fun and even this guy whos trying to take her away cant get her from me. Hes a lot more built that I am. Then again I know as Tyler says "looks do not matter". I simply pull her away and continue dancing. So the girl goes down on the dance floor. I follow her shortly but I dont get physical right away. Im not needy at all at this point. I simply tell her to shake her hips. She does so and im like "do it like this" and shake my hips the persian way (I dont think many people can do that). Her eyes go wide and its like her face is saying "holy shit" and laughing at the same time while looking at her friend (whos dancing with some other dude) for a respond. So eventually her friend pulls her but when she sees that im not a fuckin chode and still making dancing with her seem really normal and non-needy she turns and asks me "Who r u?" Im thinking wtf? but aight here it goes: "Im Behzad." And right then her friend starts pushin me half heartidly and this guy jumps between me and her and says (basically kinda shouts): "Its over dude. Nice try." Then the girls start walking off the stage with the guy behind them. I still got my "what would Tyler do" mentality and I jump off as well. I go right beside the girl while totaly ignoring the guy and i ask her what her name is and say "nice to meet u" and shake hands. The guy comes right at me and says "dude i like u. ur a gentleman." and we shake hands. Im kinda aware that the game is still being played so i ask the guy what the mark on his sweater means :"Its a hocky team. Do u play hocky?" I say i dont and then he says "nice meeting u bud" (cool guy) and follows the girls back to the dancefloor. Im kinda wondering what to do. Right then my friend JJ comes along and tells me that its time to go. I think a bit and Im like fuck it. These guys came off the dance floor when I was still on it. And now theyre going back up when I go off the dancefloor WITH them. Im gana appear really needy if I follow them now. So we go out and I start approaching chicks. Some girl calls her bf a cowboy and i say "yeeeeaaaah cowboy!" and shake hand with him. Then I ask the girl "if hes the cowboy then what am I?" I dont quite remember which one of them told me that I was "the buck" The buck?? I had no fuckin idea what that meant. So I approach a girl and an old woman and ask them what it meant. The girl's like "fuck??" lol our convo goes on for about 2 mins. I just created my self an opener. So I start doing all this approaching and self amuesment shit all over the place. Then I drive near another club and do it again. These clubs r all on the same street. Theyre just kinda far from each other. So I do some other crazy shit. I see some hot girl kinda choking this guy and say to her "Ur a killer" and after a while im like " hey dont kill this guy. hes a cool guy hes just drunk." and shes like ok an smiling. Aight why dont i even try to game her? Well my uncontiousness isnt telling me that and im totally self amused with this. I find the 9 from the club there and spin her 2 times. Her friend is like "K stop." I ask "Why?" She says "shes gana get sick." "how is she gana get sick??" " shes gana get dizzi." "ooooohhh. Shes gana get dizziiiiiiiiii." im grabin the girl loosly near the hip and smiling as im saying this. So she says this while shes kinda laughing: "Is ur accent actually like this or r u just pretending?" or some other shit like that. Well i am kinda doing accents. But I tell her that my accent is composed of indian,persian, and Philipino ("bilibino") I also let her know that im a crazy motherfucker and that my friend (pointing at JJ) knows that. Shes really laughing to all this and while her friend pulls her away I ask her "r u here next weekend?" She says "yeah" I say "No ur lying! ur gana forget me! ur drunk!" she laughs and says "No" Or i kinda think she said that. All I know is that she was still laughing as she was gettin pulled away. Well I didnt close. Her friend was being a bitch. I just had to include her but I didnt. To be honest I was hardly analysing the situation and was totally self amused. Thats the way it should be. From now Im always leaving the analyzing part for when the nights over. Anyways this was an awesome night. The rest of the night ended with me walking and shouting "I can shove ur dick in ur ass! Im a magician I can do that!" in indian accent. So im home now after having a really awesome night and its fuckin 5:40 in the morning. Ima go to bed now. Tommorrow / today would be more about studying and probably not hanging at all. Well I guess theres a time and place for everything.
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#1
walter

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Join Date: 04/17/2011 | Posts: 89

 just a tip for future reports, split your writing up into paragraphs....its way easier on the eyes
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Behzad

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Join Date: 05/06/2011 | Posts: 63

 Will do! thx for the advice bud
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