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So the other night I decided to be TOTALLY self amusing, to the point of stupidity.

I was like a hyper ADD kid, I swear. Although obviously something was hitting because at the end of the night 2 girls were fighting for a place in my bedroom.

My friend and I were doing mouse noises all day and making them speak, and by the time the girls that I didn't know had come over for his birthday party they were already into me. I was like a brown Russell Brand, spewing both sexual and non sexual shit like it was going out of fashion and I was the coolest and ONLY motherfucker on the planet.

I noticed the fuck-me eyes from one straight away.

I was sitting down amusing myself talking to the guys and I could see her out of my periphery watching me like I was some engaging film, jaw open. As the night went on I noticed her moving closer and closer to me, and everywhere I turned she was there. She was tryna open me ALL the time, but I kept on amusing and said a few words to her here and there, but was mainly farting unapologetically and having way too much fun.

By the time we got to the club, the other girl had already said she needed to stay in my room because of some bullshit reason. I'm like "yeah cool, whatever". She's thinking JACKPOT. I'm thinking, something to do if I get bored, but am really not bothered at all, verging on NOT WANTING it.

The other girl pounced on me while I was alone at the bar. I had just been talking to a random HB and as soon as I had a second silence she came at me with full force. I don't even remember what she said, but I remember about 30 seconds later she ATTACKED my face and started making out with me. I was taken aback as she was eating my face like it was disappearing. Seriously hardcore. I was in shock.

When she finally let me get up for air, the other was watching mortified. At this point she decided to ask me again whether she could stay in my room, trying to keep her place in the "queue". Other girl proceeds to attack my face many more times throughout the night. I barely chatted to anyone in the club, I was too busy dodging women and having the most fun ever.

By the time we got back, girl 2 had already got comfortable in my room. I was in the kitchen fucking about with others for ages and she was waiting to attack me. When she realised I didn't wanna come in she gave up and came to the kitchen. I went to my room and girl 1 came in, closed the door and attacked my face again. We both came out seperately and girl 2 picked up her stuff and was like "actually, I'll stay in another room don't worry".

Day after I'm getting friend requests, invites and compliments, all out of pure self amusement. But I took that shit to a different level. It was full IDGAF. Had just watched Alex~ gay club pickup earlier on and was in state.

I realise that this is not solid game, this is just a way to build attraction. If I had played by the rules I could have potentially had a threesome. But it's fun to see just how much attraction you can build with self amusement.

Ultimately though, it comes down to what you do with the attraction that you build. You escalate, build rapport, move things forward, and then good things happen, rather than stagnating in the same phase forever.

Still, good times~~
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Coming back from a night out me and my chode friend are chating up 2 girls.

My one is deep into the conversation whilst his is getting restless and wants to go home. She vocalises this to my girl who doesn't really wanna leave.

After about 5 minutes his girl realises that we're not going anywhere so she says "OK, you can come back to ours, I don't even care, can we just leave already?". Haha, awesome - easy timez~

So we start walking back and the girls are in front with us behind. They start picking up the pace as it's freezing whilst we just chill back. Suddenly, chode stops and says "let's go". Obviously I'm like "WTF??" He says "Man, lets just leave it, let's go". The girls stop and look back and wonder what's going on. Chode says "It's not happening, let's just go" and the girls shout out "Fucking hell, are you coming back to our place or what, seriously?". Chode walks away and I realise it's gonna be tricky to handle on my own so I head off with friend cursing him loudly. The girls say "fuck you, just go home then" and run off.

In the abusive debrief that follows chode mentions that they started picking up the pace so they clearly were tryna get away from us. I was like "DUDE, WTF?? They said COME BACK in the first place. And if that wasn't clear enough, when you stopped they said 'are you cokming back or what??'. That generally means COME AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME NOW!" He couldn't believe his ears as he started to understand what had actually happened and then he spent the next 10 minutes apologising and wanting to change the situation and telling me not to tell anyone what happened.

The lesson here is twofold:

1. Girls just want to be bent over
2. They will go to lengths to throw themselves at chodes so that they can get the point - but chodes are blind. They don't see the obvious. They live in their egoic interpretations.
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As we get to the bar to get a drink...

Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Who knows. Maybe, maybe not"
Her:  "Well I can't do this, I don't wanna be a homewrecker"
Me: "Why? What are we doing? What's happening?"
Her: "Um....uhhh....getting a drink, I don't wanna....homewreck"
Me: "Well I don't have a GF so that's okay"
Her: "You do, I don't believe you!"
Me: "I have like 17 girlfriends so it's okay. They all know the deal!"
Her: "Hahahaha"
Me: Pointing to random girls in the bar "These are all my girlfriends!" *stolen line from someone else, possibly Jeffy*

Shit testing a girl was so fun, totally caught her out. Although she would NOT leave the drinks issue - I bought us both a shot before and then this time she tried to make her buy her drinks again. I was like "hell no" and she basically tooled me infront of the barmaid making me look like an idiot and I ended up paying halfs with her on the next round even though it was her turn. 

I'm wondering if American girls have this whole issue about getting drinks bought for them moreso than British girls...
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Ok so...

Been out 3 nights in a row.

Night 1: Friends bday - pimping it up, finish the night and go to see my FB.

Night 2: Start the night out and before I've even took a SIP of drink I hear an american accent behind me. Hit up the set with general banter, get them to give me some of their pitcher of beer. End up chatting these girls big time and the main one is INTO me hard. Get my drink and go and sit down and they join us. Isolate them at the end of the couch, get the number of the hot main one whilst the rest can't believe it.  Go on to the club afterwards, pimp it up there but end up going home alone. Meanwhile FB is texting me non stop as usual.

Night 3: Call the american girls, meet them out at night. Roller disco night. Go out, pimp it up (as usual haha) get my skate on and then I'm getting shit from a previous girl who liked me and JUST got in a new relationship 2 days ago asking me where I am, why I'm being off with her and tryna meet up with me even tho her bf is like a centimetre away from her. Back in the day this would have made me feel MASSIVELY validated, now it just annoys the fuck out of me. End up with the main american girl and we're grinding HARDCORE all night. She tries to get me to buy her a drink - I basically tell her if she wants to walk away then she can but I'm not. She doesn't. We make out. A few times. My friend meets her and I leave them alone. Come back and he tells me she's a COCKTEASE. I say "did you try and kiss her?" He says no. I say then how do you know? AS I SAY this she comes back. I tell her to kiss HIM. They're both like "uhh". I say to him "she's not a cocktease, you just gotta man the fuck up, watch" and then i grab her head and make out with her. I say "now kiss her, come on" and they makeout, haha. He's all over it. I really don't care about fucking this chick - I'm truly feeling abundance atm and tryna hook my mate up (he's a good looking guy but has no confidence - I want him to pulll). He doesn't end up pulling the trigger by the end of the night, and I end up grinding and making out with her later.

But, as this happens, I start thinking about my FB. I realise that I actually kinda like her and I step off of this chick. I pretty much leave her high and dry (it's so weird actually having options and being on the other side of the fence) and start texting my FB telling her shit like "i wanna see you, and not even a sex thing. i like cuddling you" etc. All this shit.

Now I'm sitting here typing this wondering if I'm REALLY feeling this way about her and I really like her or whether it's just that she's showing me some attention so I'm going with it. I say I feel abundance, but I only have 1 FB. I can pull random girls no prob and I feel when I walk into the club that I really have options, but I'm wondering since this is the only girl I'm spending REAL time with (and she loves cuddling after sex) whether I'm just feeling this way because I'm invested with her and she makes me feel validated? I wonder whether because I didn't pull tonight I'm rationalising this as "I didn't want to - I can get sex when I want!" (which I kinda did vocally state in a way tonight when I was hooking up my friend).

I guess only time will tell.

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