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I was trying to get inspired by googling "flirty messages" today.

I got shit like

"It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!"

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"

Okay so what is the opposite of flirty?
Break up messages!

Then I got unhelpful shit like this

"You Hurt me more than what i deserve..
Is it just because i loved you more than what you deserve…"

"Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U….
and died the day U left me…"

So I went to the aprils fools section and found a great one for my needs!

Fact 1: You can't touch your lower lip with your tounge.
Fact 2: After reading this 99/100 idiots will try it!

Ah just tried it out!
The glory of it is that if she admits being fooled, you got her.

And if not you can reply back with

1/100 eh? Not bad! :p
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