The Arkansas Kid's Blog

 
Why the FUCK am I on my computer at 1:03 AM? Because I did not FUCK tonight. I went out, though. I went to a local tavern, and it cost $5 to get in, and when I got in, I found that it was full of old people. The median age had to have been 40. Seriously. What the FUCK? I forgot that going out on the weekend means risking hanging out with geriatrics. If you go out on a weekday, you are pretty sure to find only young people, since old people have weak bones and can't stay out late if they have work in the morning, or something. Nevertheless, amid those toothless geezers, there WAS a handful of young, nubile females at my local tavern tonight. I did not approach them. FUCK! That was chickenshit, I think. I can tell myself that they were not hot or something (and they weren't hot), but whatever. However, I really would have done better with a wing. I was flying solo, kind of like Maverick after Goose died. I am going to drag my friend Stephen out tomorrow night. He is an average frustrated chump, but he is gonna back me up or I am gonna throw him overboard. Then he and I are going to take to our homes hot babes and fuck them. Such is the vision I have, at any rate.

I just noticed that I capitalized "fuck" a lot. What the FUCK does that mean?
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