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...bad night...

I was a total chode...
-voice wasnt high enough
-did not approach much
-got blown out multiple times
-not able to pull attention
-did not reach 'state'
-had to buy a girl a drink, because I knocked it out of her hand while dancing
-have a huge bruise


I guess we cant have good nights all the time...   I thought the night was gonna be awesome...   I actually really dressed up to go out...   

what would you do...
you just got to the club.  its only 11, you just got your first drink, and not even half way done.  a cutie (totally drunk) walks over to you, and confuses you for someone else...  and gives you a hug and realizes that she doesnt know you...  but she asks..."I m lost! and I need to find my ride home"   but at the same time she gives you IOI...   what do you do???

what I did... 
I told her, lets go find them!  give her my arm to hold on to.  we went about 10 feet...  and she found her friend... and it happened to be a guy, so I didnt want to linger.... so I just walked off...   did not know that was gonna be the closest thing to getting laid last night.

going back home next week...   tune in for next week when the game continues at Scottsdale, AZ!
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Thank God, I went out last night!  teeth

   In the beginning of the night I was very hesitant about going out, since I knew I was gonna be going solo.  I have never gone out by myself before, so I was getting bit gittery.  I turned on some Beastie Boys, Fight For Your Right!, to get me in state.  The clubs that I went were in walking distance, so I stopped at 7/11 and grabbed myself a 40oz and proceeded to walk to the clubs.  
   The first stop was the bar I had pretty good success last week.  I began chatting girls up right away, starting from the line getting into the bar.  Soon as I got into the bar, things started to turn around for the worse...   I turned into a total chode...   All the girls seemed to be in big groups for some reason, which made it harder for me to approach.  I tried to regroup at the bar by taking couple shots, but it was just not working.  I was basically going around and around in circles and not opening anything.  I had to leave.
  
   The next stop was just right across the street.  I hated this place last week (because it was way too packed and loud), but it seemed like a better place to be since I was by myself.  I got in the line for the club, and my alcohol just kicked in.  I stood in the line for 30 seconds and thought to myself, I just got my buzz and I dont want to wait in line!  So, I got out of the line and walked up to the chick with the clip board.  She was a petite sexy Asian girl with a cute smile.  First thing that came out of my mouth, "SO, how do I get my name on that clipboard??  I am fucking sick of waiting in lines!"  and she told me that I should sign up thru myspace...  I immediately replied by, "FUCK THAT! thats way too complicated in my current state, BUT YOU ARE REALLY CUTE!" she smiled and continued by telling me that she had a BF.  I stared at her thinking WTF???   what does you being cute and having a BF matter? Then I reached into my back pocket and grabbed my notepad and pen and gave it to her.  She wrote down her name, email and her cell phone number...   and told me to give her a ring next time I wanna come party.  She even got me a VIP wrist band and everything.  I walked into the club with a big smile on my face and felt like million bucks.
  
   The front of the club was PACKED, I was feeling like a sardine in a tin can.  I made my way thru the hip hop section of the club and got to the trance section.  AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW!  someone was doing the BOX DANCE that Tim was teaching on one of the videos.  I could not stop laughing.  So, I jumped in the circle and started doing the box dance with them, and completely took over the dance floor with my famous glow stick moves.  Then I noticed something grinding on my back, so I turned around to find a cute Asian chick grinding up against me.  I turned around and proceeded to dance with her.  (I totally should have done the Ozzie move, picking her up and humping her in the air)  After few minutes of dancing, she told me that I was a good dancer, so I went in for the kiss.  but got shot down...    oh well...   couple minutes later she dissappeared off into the crowd.   It was awesome being center of attention on the dance floor, but my legs were getting tired and I needed to take a break.

   I walked over to a closed off section, and looked in...  and OH MY!  all the supa hotties were all congregated in the small VIP section.  And a light went off in my head, 'I HAVE A VIP ACCESS!'  so I went in and sat in a long booth right behind the DJ.  The view was AMAZING!  stripper poles everywhere and the girls were scandalously riding on the poles.  and what do I see in the corner of my eyes?  SUPA HOTTIE! she was like a 12!  beautiful face, long brunette hair, great complexion, and amazing body!  My jaws dropped as she walked over and sat right next to me on my left.  I played it cool and said whats up...  she wasnt very responsive...  later I found out that her BF was the DJ.  I THOUGHT I got totally shot down so I minded my own business and continued enjoying my view.  few minuted later, group of five girls came over and asked me if it was alright if they sat in the booth.  They were all 9's and 10's.  
   Before I knew I was surrounded by hottest chicks in the club.  I knew my best shot at this was to neg...  but I have never done negs before and I didnt feel comfortable doing it.  So I just tilt my head back and pretended that I was resting...  making my self look like I have more value....   but deep inside I was just waiting for the right moment.  

   That right moment came in a form of a CHODE. lol.  some chode sat on the booth across from us and waved at the chick sitting right next to me with this spirit finger like movement.  I busted out laughing...  she turns around and looked at me funny for laughing so loud...  I pointed back at the dude and told her, "look! he is trying to get your attention, why dont you go say hi to him?"  she looks at him and looked back at me and said, "why arent you trying to get my attention?"  at that point I was kinda dumb found, because she was this super hot blonde with the cutest face.  I didnt know what to say to that, so I just told her that I was taking a break from fucking girls...   lol...   she thought that was funny...  and I was IN!  I talked to her for few minutes got her name and met her identical twin sister.   Gods have blessed with twin blonde hotties.  I forgot everything from watching RSD videos and we were just talking and talking...  I really dont even remember what we were talkin about, but we were having a good time.  NOW THE FUN PART BEGINS!

   So let back track for a sec, there were 5 girls in the beginning, well... now 6 with the twin sister included.  I was sitting on the table in the middle of the booth, just so that I could talk to everyone in the group.  In the group there was another hot blonde chick, she was definately a 10, but wayyyy too drunk.  she grabbed my head pulled me over to her and whispered some of the most amazing words into my ears, "I love giving blowjobs!  would you like one?"   With a BIG smile I replied, "YES"  She got on my lap and started grinding me, it felt really nice.  Then she slowly pushed me back on to the table and grinded her booty up to my abs... chest..  and finally to my face.  SHE WAS GRINDING HER CROTCH RIGHT ON MY FACE!  We were basically doing 69 with our clothes on and EVERYONE was watching us getting it on.  I saw few flashes going off people pointing, some dude came over and gave me a high five.  It was freaking amazing.   I knew I could have stayed there for much longer and practically have her blow me right there, but two words came into my head... Leading Frame.  So I grabbed ass, spanked it once and told her that the ride was over and sat her back down next to her friend.  I looked up and around the area, and all the girls were just drooling over me.  I could feel that I could have taken anyone of those girls home that night, exept for the married one.  
  
  After that, I had to take a breather and come back.  When I came back, I sat back down right next to that beautiful 12 that didnt give me any attention earlier.  As soon as I sat down she asked me, "How tha hell did you get that girl to do that?"  I looked back at her and just smiled.  From then on the game was on!  We talked and talked and talked...   she told me that she was studying anthropology, gave me list of books she wanted me to read and documentaries that she wanted me to watch...   she was beautiful and smart... and she was into all the history things that I was into...  like a dream come tru....   she wouldnt give me her number with her BF 5 feet away from us DJ'ing but she gave me her email address and wanted to know what I thought about the books and documentary.    It was kinda funny too, because she pulled out her iPhone to get my number and I just grabbed it and put it right back in the bag...  and pulled out my trusty notepad...    she commented, "Oh, so is that your little black book with all the girls phone numbers?"  before we knew it the lights came on and it was time to go.   We got so lost in our conversation that we were just sitting there and the only people left were the employees trying to close.  I knew I wasnt getting laid tonight with her BF right there, so I said my goodbyes and came back home.
   It was one of the most memorable nights I have had.  

-Alchemyst    
   
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SO.. I have a question.

The most akward moment during a pick up has to be the car ride home...  After picking a girl up, it usually takes about 10 minutes for the valet to fetch my car... and another 20 minutes to my palace...   There was a huge change of emotion coming from a loud club to my quiet chariot of love.  What are some of the things that YOU do during that awkard time gap to successfully complete the mission?

-Alchemyst
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What a crazy night!  

   I was bit nervous at first, but that feeling dissipated quickly with a LOUD, "WHOOO!"  I was ready!  The goal for the night was to talk to atleast 10 girls.  I had on my favorite shirt that says, "I love it when you talk dirty... politics" and my ripped up jeans.  I had one of my friends with me as wing.

   As we were walking down the bar district of the city, I found our first destination.  Through the window I could see whole bunch of ladies looking fine.  I point over to the girls, looked at my friend and smiled.  We gave our ID to the bouncer and walked to the door. (I should have talk to the bouncer for a sec)  As I was crossing the entry way, I took a deep breathe to control my heart beat and slowly proceeded.  The place was filled with girls, but I only saw handful of guys.  Later we found out that it was a bachelorette party.  We walked over to the corner of the bar next to a group of girls.  I leaned on the bar and looked over my shoulder and asked group for a drink recommendation.  I had opened my first set of 6 girls.  They responded really well, giving me whole bunch of recommendation.  I smiled and introduced myself and met everyone in the group.  They told me that they were from out of town for a wedding.  I proceed to talk to one particular cutie from the group, while my friend was entertaining the rest of the group.  I tried the NY/LA hand shake and the finger length test.  They both worked really well.  I could definately tell she was into me.  I wanted to escalate the situation so I grabbed her hand and pulled her outside to the patio.  Unfortunately, some of her friends were outside as well so isolation did not work well.  We ended up sitting down and talking to the group.  The conversation was getting bit boring to me, so my friend and I said our goodbyes and left for another bar.  

   I was very happy about my performance and I was ready to open up more sets.  It was barely 10pm and my night was just about to get more crazy.  Second part of our adventure landed us at a CoyoteUgly type of bar, where girls were dancing on top the bar.  As soon as I walked in, I saw a blonde hottie collecting the entrance fee.  I smiled, introduced myself and got her name and told her I will be back.  My friend and I proceeded to the bar and downed a shot of tequila and scanned the bar.  This bar was more evenly balanced.  And there she was, as TIm would put it, "Supa Hottie! with blonde hair and tiny skirt."  She was dancing in a circle with bunch of girls.  I casually walked over and started dancing around the area and squeezed my self into the group.  Since I used to be a raver in college, I got in the middle of the circle and tried on couple of glow stick moves.  I got good responses from the crowd.  As I was walking out from the middle of the circle, I found myself next to the supa hottie.  I gave her couple of taps with my hips and she playfully replied back.  I introduced myself and got her name and kept on dancing for a bit.  She asked me where I was from and I told her that I was from here. (probably should have used this to my adventage, but I didnt, hindsight is 20/20)  She told me that she was from Hawaii and kissed me on both of my cheeks.  (now I think about it... I should have either pointed at my lips and ask for another....  or just ask her "do you wanna kiss me" DAMN IT)  And she proceeded to pin me with a button from the bacherolette party (yeah... another bacherolette party) and just left with her friends to the VIP area.  My blood was pumping and I felt like a total pimp, because I just got kissed my the hottest girl in the club.
 
  I needed to cool off, so went over to the bar and ordered a drink.  The bartender was looking kinda cute, so I asked her for her name.  She said her name was "Elizabeth"...   I knew I had to show dominance, so I told her that I will be calling her Liz, just Liz.   She replied by saying, she is Elizabeth and that she wont respond to Liz.  I just smiled, waited couple seconds and yelled "LIZ!"   She turned around, looked at me and smiled. 
   The Supa hottie was no where to be seen, even thoe I wanted to search for her, but I had a goal to complete.  We stayed bit longer and moved on to a new venue.  The next club was just way to packed...   we were all just shoulder to shoulder.  and the music was way too loud to make any type of conversation.  We stayed here for about 20 minutes and had to change the venue.  
  At this point, it was about 1 am and I was very happy about how the night went.  Even thoe I didnt get any numbers or make outs.  I did get to try few techniques and got a kiss from a hottie.  We stopped at one more bar, where my friend's favorite band was playing.  I have already reached my goal and I just wanted to have some fun.  So, I just danced my ass off and went home smiling.  all and all the night was success.

 

      
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After listening to Tim, I have decided to write about why I want to be good with women.

My blueprint girl
   physical beauty is important, however, I would want the inside to be just as amazing as the outside.  I need her to be smart, someone that I could carry on a conversation with.  She is happy, understanding, witty, caring, adventurous, open-minded.  She practices yoga and keeps herself in great shape.  She has purpose and direction in life and knows what she wants.  She has great skin and long healthy hair.  She loves traveling and have a taste for good food.  She can cook like a chef and loves to share.  She has the most beautiful eyes that I could stare at for hours. 

one obvious reason is to get laid...   yes, I am gonna be honest, I have lots of love to give and I am going to give it to them.

but lets be serious, there are so much more to appreciate about life then getting laid.  What I really want is to improve my social skills and build inner confidence.  I want to incorporate what I learn here about women into my practice, since I am in healthcare business.
I want to stop being stuck at the friend zone.  I dont want more friends, I have enough friends already, I want them to get wet when they think about me.  I want them to see me as a sexual adventure and desire.
I want to be able to pick up girls on a dime.  I dont want to be thinking about, "oh...  if I go out tonight, would I get laid? or is this gonna be another waste of time?"
Lastly, I just want me to be ME, as far as I am concerned...   I am the coolest muthafuka on the planet!
 
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New Beginning
    I have lived 28 years of my life without a solid background knowledge on how to attract women into my life.  And like a chode, I have blamed the color of my skin and short stature for all my failures.  I never understood why every single girl that I was interested in, thought that I was trying to be their friend.  However, after stumbling upon Tyler's video clip on the internet, I began to notice what my problems were. 
   For the last few days, I have been addicted to RSD DVD sets.  I have watched the blueprint, flawless natural, foundations in of the span of 3 days.  After listening to Tyler, Tim, Ozzie, Jeff, and Hoobie for the last 3 days, I feel like my life has changed.  To be more precise, my perspective on life has totally changed, for the better.  RSD crew pointed out all the mistakes that I was making out in the real world.  I was that WOW playing chode that Tyler always mention about, that never put forward the effort. So, I have finally decided to take control of my life and put myself out there.
   For the next 3 years, this blog is going to be my personal dairy of all my accomplishments and failures.  Its also going to be a promise to myself that I am going to continue on, now matter how discouraging this road might be.  SO, please bear with this chode, as I turn lead into gold. 

-Alchemyst  
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