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 Affie night out trying to get laid

I've been doing a fare share of reading and self help for a while, a few weeks ago I decided to get into RSD the only 'pick up community' that made sense. All natural game. Honest and true to the self. I've never been very social but I have improved over the last year or so. Yesterday I decided to start my quest to becoming a motherfucking pimp. So thats what I did, went out to my favorite pub where I know all the bartenders and bouncers, this ofcourse gave me a massive 'home' advantage. It was a jam night so I also had the chance to sing and play guitar, another awesome advantage in the field. The thing with playing live music is it not only causes wet panties, but gets me in a great state.

I walk into the pub say hello to all my mates, bouncers and bartenders, put my guitar aside order a whiskey and a beer and a chicken pie. I was fucking starving. The musicians enter and I make conversation, one dudes from russia another frome Israel. There is girl who is singing who I've met before,  spark a conversation tell her she has a beautifull voice and go back to the bar to listen. I like taking a casual, fun and authentic approach when it comes to approaching and attracting women. Just bringing the party and making people feel good. So I head back to the bar talk to Finny, a bartender, probably the most egocentric and peculiar bartender you'l ever meet. It's quite the laugh to piss him off now and again. 

I order another drink and spark a conversation with a blonde girl sitting next to me.
Me: Are you having a good time?(a chode opener but honestly I am having a great time and the nimbus is raging)
Her: I am here for the music
Me: yeah great musicians here.
Nothing special but I feel fucking great. I make some more fluff talk and bust on her for not having anything better to do. She just sits there with this ridiculous grin on her face like she's won the lottery or something. Actually it was more like the kind of grin you'd expect from someone who was just about to get fucked sideways by a silverback gorilla. I keep on talking my ass of and at one point she tells me she's here with her mom. At this point I just laughed in her face. She ofcourse now knew she shouldnt have said that and begins blushing. The grin slowly but surely disapearing. I thought to myself 'what the fuck' and went to tell finny, who I now introduced to the chick. I then take off to go play the guitar.First I bust out the old staple it together by Jack Johnson. Then continue with knocking on heavens door and just rock the fucking house, I end with Hallelujah put the guitar down and feel the nimbus raging.

I go talk to the russian guitarist and tell him he sold his soul to the devil for his insane guitar skills. I tell him America hates him and he looks disturbed. I laugh it off and open a guy and a girl at the bar. They tell me they are from mexico, I'm fucking stoked for there part and call them drug traffickers. The girl laughs the guy stares off into nothingness. Weird... Anyway infront of these two mexicans there is just a real beauty, she turns around. I ask her if she is also a drug trafficker mexican criminal. She says she is romanian, like theres a differance between romanian and criminal?! HAHA. 
Me: Fuck You I hate you if you're not mexican. Fucking romanian.
Her: oh my Gooawd, (starts giggling hystarically)
Me: Come here (hug)
Her: You are soo funny
Me: Yeah I love you to
Her: where are you from
And so forth, more fluff and I take off to play the motherfucking guitar biatch.I play some more love songs, then go to Finny busting his balls and having a good time. My Wingman who was with me, is talking to some old pedofile dude at the bar. I ask him what the fuck he is doing, turns out he was actually getting free whiskey from the old fat dude. Yes I know. 

I start up a conversation with some weird looking french dude, I just keep repeating Ce la vie over and over. I dont even know what the fuck that means but the dude seems amused. I then talk to his girlfriend and some beautifull german girl. At this point I dont remember much, I remember she was into me and asked me if I had facebook, I gave her my name and such. I open a french chick who cant speak English and go back to my Wingman who is drunk off his ass on free whiskey. Finny is now really pissed off at me, because he was off shift and I managed to get a huge group of dutch to go into the pub. He just stares me down like he's going to smash me with a bottle and torture me. I get a little scared, and decide to go outside.

I open three real dirty 4's but whatever right practice makes perfect. Just make some small talke I'm not even trying. They look irritated. Oh well... I feel on top of the fucking world. I just take off and go talk to some other guy from Brittain. The romanian chick try's to get past all the people. I tell her if she wants to pass I want a kiss, she gives me a kiss on the cheek and hugs me. I think she's attracted. I play and sing some more forgetting all the lyrics and just making up my own, fucking awesome. 

An halfhour goes by and I am sobering up. It's about three in the morning and I see this beautifull latin chick. I open the group. 3 guys and two girls. I just say Hi and ask if they are having a good time. They say yes. I isolate the girl and bust on her for being greek and lazy. I give her the back turn and ask the dude if she is always like this. I ask then tell the dude she is like a retarded greek godess. I turn around she grins and I hug her. We have an interesting conversation about religion. It comes down to this:1- children believe in fairytales and Santa2- average people believe in god3- real men believe in nothing4- the enlightened believe in themselfAwesome I eject.

The romanian leaves I get her number, but can't close because for some reason I have gone major big pussy. Cant even get a make out. FUCK.

Same happens with the greek chick... FUCK!

Then I happen to run into another greek with beautifull eyes, fucking beatifull, some kino but again nothing really interesting happens.
Not bad for the first night of so
me real social dynamics. But still I had some fuel left in the tank, at 4 in the morning. But Finny tells me someone has been occupying the toilet for half an hour. I think to myself Fuck where the hell is my wingman. I go to the toilet and ask who's in there. Fuck it's him and guess what, its not good. Turns out he fucking puked all over the place. HaHa I apologize to Finny but he reasures me he doesnt have to clean the shit up. HAHA fucking priceless. So my wingman cant walk any more and the night ends in a drastic halfhour hike with him to my place. Weird.
Over all not a bad first night. I had some awesome interactions, but now know my sticking points. The close, I need to learn how to fucking CLOSE!! I have to say I am proud of myself. I finally begun this mission and I am sticking to it. Also maybe a few less drinks next time. But whatever right? It can only get better.
Okay so quick improvement list:
- CLOSE
- less drinks
- more approaches
- Isolate more
- Venue change with women more
- Stay longer in the interaction
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#1

razhel12

Junior Member

Join Date: 05/30/2013 | Posts: 8

Looks like you had an awesome night, but the thing about closing is not a big deal if logistics are great, mindset of getting in the void helps me,well in my opinion, how ozzie once said going around the void builds only more fear which equals to excuses and hesitation, while you can get in the void and deal with shit after the fact which builds great ref points. M aybe you know that shit, some thoughts wanted to be expressed.
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#2

affie

Junior Member

Join Date: 09/07/2013 | Posts: 15

 Appreciate the reply and advice!
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MikeTheBike

MikeTheBike

Junior Member

Join Date: 01/19/2013 | Posts: 20

 For someone who is just getting into "the pick up comminuty" you're doing reall well. Approaching is obviously not a factor and having fun seems to be your goal so you'll be a pimp in no time good luck playa.
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