Adam Chase's Blog

Before I get into the break up which changed my entire perspective on relationships, I want to share my backstory.

I'm Adam Chase (Yes that is my real name and not some gay creeper pick-up persona name)
I'm 24 years old and I'm super overweight. 2 of my front teeth are missing and the other front teeth are messed up from being punched in the face by my psycho ex girlfriend. My dick curves a little to the left, which the girls I've been with fucking love because it hits the spot everytime. Despite being an overweight junk eating guy, I'm not completely hopeless with women. I have had many girlfriends which I will get into in a minute, however, I have never been with a girl I would consider an 8, nevermind about a 10. Except for that foursome I had but that really doesn't count because they were hookers and it was a birthday gift.

I had always been a randy little bastard, ever since I was around 5 years old, I wanted to fuck but I never really knew how to do it. I had my very first girlfriend at 5 years old. Shelly, she was my glasses wearing princess who I would make out and play house with. I was such a randy bastard that I experimented with older girls, which I later found out were my cousins and now I can never really look at them the same again.

So, I had always been the fat kid and I never really got picked on at school because I learned early to use humour as a way to disarm it. I guess you could say that I owned it. Yet, I didn't feel comfortable being fat and I never had, which is what led me to extreme social anxiety and panic attacks. This led me to leaving school really early at the age of 15 and then I spent most of my days playing Asheron's Call and drinking 5 litres of diet coke a day.

I went to college at 17 and I met this girl that I fell in love with. She was an ex of my classmates and I was smitten for her. We talked and flirted online. I started to read Double Your Dating because I had bought it when I was 15 and had never read it, I needed help to get this girl. So I sent David confessing how I really adored this girl and how I wanted her so so badly. I ended up sending the email to her by accident, to which she thought it was "cute." The next day I met her in the shopping mall and she introduced me to this guy she was seeing who happened to be much fatter than me and ugly. His name was Michael Jackson. Yet, she desired Mr Jackson and would go on to tell me how good he was in bed.

I guess this is where I took David Deangelo's cocky and funny to the extreme because I never wanted to feel like that again, I wanted a girlfriend and I felt like I was going to be alone forever. Instead it just made me a asshole jerk because I really didn't understand the concepts.

It wasn't till I was 18 until I got laid. I had moved to another college and I had met a friend who wanted me to join a Slipknot cover band. So we all met up in town, I was cocky and funny right off the bat, constantly teasing but Sarah the 16 year old grenade fucking loved it and we were soon holding hands and making out. If it was one thing that ugly grenade was good at, it was making out. We would make out for hours. Then when she came to my house, I got my first handjob and I was so turned on that my load shot across the room. We fucked for the first time a week later and both gave our virginity together. Yet, I told her I had fucked over a 100 girls which was a goddamn lie.

That relationship lasted for 2 years and after it ended I was fucking devastated. I never knew what cold approaching was around this time because I only had read Double Your Dating and I had extreme social anxiety so I spent alot of time talking to girls online.

Eventually I got one that was super interested in me and she was from Chatham, 5 hour drive away from me and because we built up a strong connection and because I was a stupid idiot, I went down on an 8 hour bus ride to basically fuck her. We ended up having amazing sex and to this date she has been the hottest girl I have ever fucked, she was also the skinniest girl I ever fucked and she's even hotter now, well... minus the stroke that she had. She became my girlfriend for 8 months. She came down to see me twice before we started having difficulty. She was flirting with other guys and I was getting super jealous of her. She was getting cold and distant with me. On valentine's day I bought her a horse riding session because she loved horses. Whilst she was at her session I see a text from a guy saying how he missed her. Yet like a silly idiot that I am, I decided to stay with her and I got into The Game at this point and became even creepier by asking her what I should 80's name should I give my dog.

She coldly broke it off with me and it was really hard for me to deal with, I had dealt with the pain before but when you think you got better, you want to hold onto it. I learned alot from this girl because I knew all the cold tactics that women could play on me, I felt like I could defend myself from girls being cold and distant. Boy was I wrong at the time.

I then met a girl in Twickenham, begged my dad to take me on a 6 hour drive to meet her in an hotel whilst I fucked her and then went back home the next day. I wanted to make her my girlfriend but she just wasn't into it.

Then the summer of love, 19 years old I had two flings. A one night stand with a girl who wouldn't let me see her tits, another that was so obese that I actually felt unattracted to her. Whenever I fucked the obese girl I felt sick to my stomach afterwards, she really liked me and I was just so indifferent to her and I didn't like her that way. However, because at the time I was living with a friend and he was dating her friend, I found myself having sex with her regularly.

Then I broke it off with obese chick and had a foursome as a birthday present from my friend. I then met Angela through myspace who became another long term girlfriend, this time she lived 3 hours away. For 2 years she would come to mine and I would go to hers nearly every other weekend. We had good sex but she was a super violent who when I bought boots for her birthday, she threw them at me in my face. It ended with her being cold and distant with me, a feeling I loathed and it hurt me deeply.

I then never had sex for a year and half, I spent most of that time studying and reading books. I had a long-distant girlfriend in America but it was too far away. So in 2009 I decided I needed to get laid and I met this girl through PlentyOfFish. She was a chick that was going through alpicia (that hair loss thing) well she used to be fat but had lost weight but didn't tone so her tits were saggy as fuck. Her was too tight for me to fuck and eventually when I did get inside her I came instantly. I then couldn't get it up for a couple of days but I blame this on the raw vegan diet I was on (I wasn't eating much at all.)

Fastforward to 2010 and I met a fat obese grenade who secretly was into having random old guys fuck her. Her was too fat for me to fuck, her fat rolls covered her like it was guarding treasure. Yet, she would come down and give blowjobs.

I didn't really get laid until I met my last girlfriend in September 2010, which I will go into in the next blog post.

So in total, I've fucked 13 girls and had 4 relationships. Which isn't bad for a super overweight guy. Yet, I need hotter and high quality girls.
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