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First adventure..........

After a relaxing day of golf and surfing I went to work last friday night.

5pm, and the investment banking chodes are streaming into the bar with their crackberries, couger gold diggers following closely behind. Like every other friday there is a glow about the bar, as most of these poor souls are just estatic to be outside of their cubicle and away from their spreadsheets......regardless, i still hear many talking about the markets and latest IR rise to women...... Its cute to see them so wrapped up in their little worlds........

Time flys by as I am busy serving them trying to get them blind enough to forget all their problems.......at about 11:30 things start to die down though, I finish and decide to get my drink on. I'm physically ruined at this stage but decide i should man up as a mate's band is playing in the cross.....none other than at the infamous world bar.....I cab it with a few guys and rock in.......

On first impressions I'm quietly surprised, there are lots of nice little blonde things running round......A smile creeps on my face as I know something is going down tonight. I greet my old roomate and meet all of her friends.....all cool, but none for me tongiht...... As they off to get drinks, i see you a young little brunette thing wandering aimlessly around, not very hot but  hot enough to get my attention......she is o' so lost. I grab her and pull her in....explaining that my name is Adam and I simply had to meet her. .......She cant help but smile.

We banter back and forth, about nothing, until her friends runs over and jumps on her. Instantly this new  blonde thing trys to physically pull little brunette away.....But ALAS, my charm is too strong. I laugh as they have a kind of tug of war with their bodies.....blonde pulling away, brunette holding firm trying to stay with me... In a few seconds its over.......She wasnt going anywhere.....

Blondie is now intringued into who this guy must be who defeated her.....she litteraly pushes brunette out of the way to speak to me. We flirt like mad, until brunette gets a little angry......"its ok I say, sharing is caring. You can both share my time". I grab them both and we have a massive hug. Blondie then suggests we sit down, with me in the middle. I drag them onto the couch........


At this stage their friends bring us all drinks and I also see a well dressed guy just give me a death stare from the other corner. Ill call him well-dressed-douche. Somehow I think he knew what i was going to do......there was just nothing he could do to stop it..........Things then start to heat up, I proclaim that "it would be unfair to the other if i just kissed one of you, so we should all kiss together". BANG. 3 way make out continues untill i pull away to give a smirk to well-dressed-douche......his death stare continues......This continues for a few minutes, each of them fighting for my attention. I then start qualifying them both.......blondie is definately hotter and cooler......Decision made. I  lean in and whisper one of my old favourates "I choose you" (thanks tim). she grabs my face and makes out hard.......

At this point, brunette is obviiously pissed at me so she litterally turns to a random beside her and in a last ditch effort, makes out of him to make me jealous........I high five him.

Blondie is getting very turned on, she then starts asking where i live etc. No go. She cant come to mine and I cant come to hers.......her solution " Boys or girls then?" ha.

I grab her and drag her into the guys bathroom.....glory times in the tiny cubicle ensure.....

A minute or so after happy times though, I get a thumping on the door. Shortass-power-trippin-manager and 2 bouncers are waiting outside for us........little brunette finally got her revenge. I frame the shit out the manager but still forced to leave.......I quickly say bye to the girl as the bouncer walks me out........He high fives me as I leave though and apologises for the manager. nice dude.

And home I go......tucked in before 1pm.

Glory Times....
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juba!

juba!

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Join Date: 01/24/2009 | Posts: 38

hhahahahahaaha...
I could never imagine having a bathroom pull like this
awesome stuff man
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