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When you apply for a job you are supposed to be really formal and adjust to the needs of the interviewers.. right?

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I made jobinterviews my hobby. Im actually employed but I just enjoy the tension such a thing brings. 

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At first I tried to be the perfect fit for the companies...

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But what I found out when I continued to sign up for interviews even when I already had a job is that I started to get used to the environment and if a funny thought came into my mind I would just say it.

Especially when the interviewer could never be able to get the meaning behind it. Like an inside joke brought outside. Something only funny for me. Breaking his/her balls a bit, uuuh. Making them laugh because of it

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Not all ofcourse, but I had a much higher rate of them that would accept me. Even when I was not skilled enough and couldn't answer certain questions I would float through because of my relaxed mindset.

INTERVIEWER #1: blablabla
ME: blablabla
INTERVIEWER#2: <difficult question>?
ME: thanks for ruining my flawless interview so far
INTERVIEWER#1: haha
ME: I was hoping to learn that kind of things here in your company
INTERVIEWER#1: hmmm
ME: Companies are great
INTERVIEWER#2: What do you mean?
ME: Companies are dominating
INTERVIEWER#2: uuh
ME: WE SHOULD GO FOR WORLDDOMINATION!
INTERVIEWER#1: hahhaha
ME: No serious, I would love to be part of this whole thing and continue to improve my skills
INTERVIEWER#2: I myself too didn't know the answer on that question at first I have to tell you.
etc. etc.

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Ofcourse it works all the same with women.

I love to open with something like: "YOU ARE A COMMUNIST!" and freestyle from there.
for example: ''only the mustache is missing!''

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If she is giving me shiiiiiit I could say: ''Yeah thanks, but you are still a freaking communist, its scary!"

Okay, so far a lot of menpics in this topic. I will finish with some scary communist girls

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Cheers!
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