This infield happen to me about 2 years ago i had just moved to new York city. i was watching good morning America one of the TV reporter had mention that lady gaga would be in the studio the next day to talk about the gays and their aids or something
i knew lady gaga would have some cute die hard fans their, so i decide it would be cool to go Manhattan and chill outside of the good morning America building and pick up girls. the next day i woke up at like 3 in the morning and headed out to the good morning America studios, to pimp it
when i got their i noticed this really cute black girl sitting down on a lawn chair, this girls was cute i knew i had to open her, i didn't know what to open with, either my "who lies more guys or girls" or :would u continue to date a guy if you found up he was still living with his ex" ,i didn't know so i told myself when i get her i will wing it. As i was walking towards i stared deeply into her eyes, she held eye contact and begin to play with her hair. when i got to her i asked her did gaga come Thur yet. so didn't response she just continue to stare into my eyes and play with her hair. when she didn't answer i felt i was blown out of the set, i felt a little dumb and disrespected. A part of me want to ask her the question again, but i didn't that was beta, so i just continued to stare deeply into this girls eyes for like 8 secs without say a word, she brakes the silence by giggling.
She tells me that a producer had just came up about 2 mins ago and told everyone gaga is running a little late, but she should arrival in about 20 minutes. We start talking for like 5 mins, things are going well! in the back of my mind i knew i was going to fuck this girl, the sexual tension between me and this girl as so high.
i remember think how smart i was for coming up with this plan to pickup gaga's horny fangirls, and how i was going to end the night early, out of the blue this girl starts to run kino on me ,she asks me to escort her to the bathroom at a nearby mc donalds she has been want to see gaga for like 9 hours, i was thinkin coool i was going to fuck her in the bathroom at micky dees sweeeet!
i begin to to help this girl get up, then i notice she is like 6 months pregnant when she stood up, i immediatelybegin to feel weird and embarrassed for almost picking up a pregnant chick to fuck , even out side of pickup i am uncomfortable around pregnant folks. my state changes for a confidence sexual predator to a weird nice, friendly. nice-guy buddy. i stare back into this girls eyes and sexual tension i had built with this girl is gone. I didn't want to take her to mc Donald's anymore but i had agreed to escort her plus it seemed like the nice thing to do. we walk and talk to McDonald's it's so fucking awkward..while she in the bathroom i see some hot girls eating a table checking me out it looked like they had just came from a club, i want to talk to them but i did not for silly reasons, i pretend not to notice them i tell myself 'i do want to like like a playa in front of the pregnant person", when she comes out of the shitter, i dont want her to see me talking to hot girls"
she stays in the bathroom for like a long ass time, and seems a little surprised i stayed around, on the walked back the conversion is solely on her loving boyfriend, i know what this means, we return back outside of the g.m.a building she pulls out her cell phones and ingores me , i didn't care. i felt really stupid tho for not talking to McDonald girls. ''I'm not in state, im making to many mistakes, i feel dumb now, if i talk to any girls i will be blown out night, lets just go home", i keep telling myself shit like that, i give myself a quick personal challenge, "just talk to one more girl before u go home", i scan the area for a easy target and notice their were 4 groups.
group 1]was a a large group of like 7 girls all hot, group 2} had like 4 girls with signs and shit they looked normal looking, group 3 was a mix set with one super annoying gay dude who was singing lady gaga songs and maybe two other girls with him, i don't remember what they look.
group 4 surprise me. it was a mix set one chubby teenage, and 2 milfs, while i was checking out their group dynamic i locked eyes with one of the milfs, she smiled at me, i got a nervous i had a good feeling i knew who she was, she looked just like lady gaga, just a little bit older, i remember making and breaking eye contact like 20 times with this milf, and every time single i would look at her, she was checking me out hard ! I could tell she was d.t.f.
but i got into my head i keep telling myself, that cant be lady gaga's mom, why would she be outside wouldn't she be in the studio, " lady gaga didn't make it to the studio yet, why would her mom be there before her", if it was her mom wouldn't she have some form of security, gaga does tons of shows and interviews why would her mom attend all of that shit, i remember staring at her for like 20 seconds with eyes that had intentions to fuck, she maintained eye contact with me she was playing with her hair and fixing her clothing, i knew it was on.
i was about to approach her, then i got into my head even more, if me and the mom become and item, lady gaga would be like my little girl i thought, if i could pickup the mother, i am pretty sure i could pickup the daughter. i remember reading somewhere style had recently gamed the fuck out of lady gaga, i would copy his shit. I would become a pick up god, my friends would be humble my feats. anytime me and my Buddy's would hang out and they would try to brag about some girl the pulled after the club, to sound bad ass, i could mention the time they pickup a popular pop star and fucked her brains out. but i froze and freaked out i ingored all of the iois this chick was sending, and quietly powered walked to the d train back to Brooklyn, it was to much pressure for my undered develop pickup musles back then. My entire time, i sit on my train ride back home, i told myself that was not lady gaga mother checking me out, it was a just a another fan of her music that happen to look a little like her. A few hours later i was viewing good morning America it was comfirmed gaga's mommy was there, that was the first timein my life i ever screamed at a tv set.