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Are you sick from all those young bratty girls that give you a hard time nonstop?
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Do you feel like their mothers might be a better catch? Do you wonder what's the right way to pick up a milf?

It’s time to go to the next level. It’s time for you to finally take advantage of the untapped potential hidden inside all those MILFs that would give anything to be with you.

If you do this, you won’t have to worry about immature behavior and lack of responsibility from the girl EVER AGAIN. MILFs have been around the block and they know what’s up, they know what they want and how to get it.

Soon after you start using the tactics and the tips you’re about to read, you’ll find yourself disqualifying all girls who don’t have kids.
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Whether you just crave wild sex or you want to meet someone who’ll cook for you, give you a massage, THEN have wild sex with you and afterwards drive you home… it’s up to you.

Don’t be the babysitter of those bitches that don’t deserve you! Instead, be the bad ass real mutherfucker, while somebody else takes care of the kids.

When you start hardcore dating sexy and dirty MILFs you’ll not only find yourself thinking they’re the only women worth being with, but you’ll also see your sexual drive getting on steroids. All you’ll ever think about during the day are those MILF ass and tits you’re going to enjoy in the night. And the best part is that she’ll also be thinking about you and texting you slutty messages to keep you warm.
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Forget about the playmates and the soulmates. Dreaming about those girls will be left in the distant past. There shall only be MILF MATES for you from now on: the type of creatures that will make your wildest, craziest desires come true and will ask for more… and then cook you a meal while you text all those young stupid girls telling them you don’t want to see them anymore.

Who would want anything else when you can have a MILF take care of all your needs? Or even a whole harem of them?

Live the dream. Claim the MILF you deserve now. Become a MILF master. It doesn’t matter whether you’re 18 or 78… Here’s what you need to know to pick up a milf now and make all your friends envy you for that sweet mother you’re dating and pounding:

First of all:

always, always remember that you’re doing her a favor by talking to her, touching her and having sex with her (Expect that she might brag to her other mother friends about picking YOU up... and recommend you as a boy-toy. Not a bad thing at all). It’s actually a win-win situation for both of you. She’s a hot sexual fiend who’s probably sophisticated and independent, you’re a cool guy who knows what you want and takes action to get it. This couldn’t get any better than this. Furthermore, she'd love to feel your youth sexual stamina and power in bed. She wants to teach you how to do it better, and she wants you to make her feel like a little slut again. Fun stuff.
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The Secret of MILF Seduction

Let’s talk about the right way of talking with MILFs. While many young girls are acting like attention deficit junkies, MILFs generally have better social skills and appreciate a good conversationalist. The art and skill you’ll need is to be able to have a normal, deep and logical conversation (don’t try to be drama creating and extravagant to keep her attention like you have to do with those young hoes) and mix that up with the right amount of SEXUAL statements and physicality. Some good topics you can go deep into with her are spirituality, books, yoga and any other sports, hobbies, movies, even documentaries, and philosophy.

Let’s say you’re talking with her about the latest Eckhart Tolle book you read and she’s sharing about her favourite woo-woo authors as well. In some point you may want to go really close to her ear and whisper what you want to do with her if you were alone in bed (you may also bite her slightly). After you do this, just lay back again and continue the normal conversation like nothing happened.

The sequence is: you have a deep conversation with her and from time to time you express some form of desire. Do this enough and you’ll see the horniness in her eyes getting stronger and stronger.
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AGE objections!


Remember that anytime she says something negative about her age or your age, this is just a test. Examples of those might be “you’re too young for me”, “I’m too old for you”, “you know, there are a lot of cute single girls on your age here”, “I’m old enough to be your mother”. All these don’t mean anything! They’re completely meaningless. You can reply to them by saying any of the following:
“Irrelevant” and then continue talking about whatever you want.
“I don’t care.”
Joke by saying “Actually you’re too young for me. I date only women that are 60+, I marry them and I take all their possessions and wealth after they pass” in a JOKING way.

The important thing you have to remember is to NEVER explain yourself when she tests you.

Where to pick up MILFs?

Anywhere and anytime! Here are some suggestions regardless:

In the local park with that has a playground. DO NOT start talking to her child before you start talking with her! This may make her be very suspicious of you. Instead, start directly talking to her. You start the conversation by giving a guess which one of the kids is hers and why you think this way. Example: “Hey, correct me if I’m wrong, but that little guy there who’s pulling the hairs of all the girls has to be yours. He has your passion and energy", then joke around with it. When you decide to change the subject, exchange names and start talking about whatever you want.
Stores for baby or child clothing. You can always ask for her opinion on what to buy for your nephew!
Grocery stores. Here’s a bullet proof way to start conversations: bump your cart in hers slightly and start joking that she’s ‘driving’ drunk and that you’ll call the traffic police.
Gyms. Guarantees they take care of their bodies which also mean you’ll enjoy them more in bed. Here’s a good line: whatever exercise she’s doing, ask her in the rest “Hey, are you getting ready for the next Olympics? You train harder than the professional bodybuilders here!”
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Flattery

When you pick up a milf, compliments usually work! Make sure they're genuine though. How? Don’t just tell her she’s sexy or gorgeous. Ask yourself “WHAT do I find sexy in her? WHAT do I particularly like in her?” then just spit the answer to her. This is also a great way to start a conversation with a MILF, if the situation is right.

Body language
Most mothers are more confident and certain of themselves than regular girls. That’s why you should show your confidence by:

Maintaining strong eye contact that communicates you’re a man and you desire her as a woman.
Having relaxed body and lack of nervousness.
physical contact that’s suitable to the situation. In bars and clubs you can be much more physical early on, than in parks and shops. Use common sense, BUT don’t be afraid to express your masculinity by touching her.
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Lead her, but only when she’s ready

With the abovementioned techniques and with time you will build COMPLIANCE in those MILFs. What you have to do then is to capitalize on that compliance by leading her to another venue, leading her to your place, or taking the phone number if the previous ones aren’t possible.

Now, GO OUT, TAKE ACTION and enjoy the abundance of MILFs that will enter your life.

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Diamondog

Diamondog

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Join Date: 12/23/2009 | Posts: 264

Just be careful if she looks like a MILF, but is with a 70 year-old woman.  Here's why:  when you get her back to your place and she's blowing you, you might put your hands on her head, and pull her wig off!  This has happened to me two different times. 

Or perhaps the moral of the story is not to touch their heads.  Keep that wig on her!  Ignorance is bliss.

"She started to undress, what a shock to see, padded bra, blonde wig, not much left for me"  - Scorpions

- Diamondog
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